Sobriety Test. Is the time honored gesture of counting off items by finger counting, morphing into a complete stop sometimes at the little finger? We've all see
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Sobriety Test

Is the time honored gesture of counting off items by finger counting, morphing into a complete stop sometimes at the little finger? We've all seen it. The first few times that I did, I was embarrassed. Now I'm just plain shocked and awed. And it's spreading. You're listening and he's started finger counting and he's said one item and so you're waiting for the next item, that never comes. You've just crossed over into the, I think this is better than jass hands to emphasize this thing maybe, or, he really did forget any other items. Or, he actually is taking a sobriety test. As a society, we should vote on it. But we might be too late. Anymore, it's like watching tai chi as he tries to mesmerize me. At least it's not the bird, I guess. For sure it's better than streaking. But just by a little. There's now two Popes in the Vatican, so the end is probably pretty near anyways.

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Submitted: 05/19/2013
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#1 - Maroon (05/19/2013) [-]
wut?
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