Batshit Crazy Amy. Here is the episode if you want to watch it, I highly recommend it. www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XjgHEctcy0.. "This is for table 5" "Are you sure?" LET THERE BE BLOOD! Batshit Crazy Amy Here is the episode if you want to watch it I highly recommend www youtube com/watch?v=3XjgHEctcy0 "This for table 5" "Are sure?" LET THERE BE BLOOD!
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#9 - Tatou
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"This is for table 5"   
   
"Are you sure?"   
   
LET THERE BE BLOOD!
"This is for table 5"

"Are you sure?"

LET THERE BE BLOOD!
#267 to #9 - greenstrongworld
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relevant.
relevant.
User avatar #212 to #9 - christopherdolan
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Whats worse was that amy actually said "it's for 5b, no wait 4b," which kind of justifies katie even more
User avatar #61 to #9 - stijnverheye
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everytime is see this gif , it think about that movie dead end , she looks like a mutated cannibal :c
User avatar #141 to #9 - shakalakaboomboom
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I remember watching that video for the first time and I still to this day have no idea if she was taking the piss or if she just broke
#38 to #9 - hObOjO
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that gif what even is what going happening halp why
User avatar #258 to #38 - fredthemilkman
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some whiny teenager in a youtube video complaining about today's society.
#285 to #38 - liquidz
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#65 - xmattx
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A comment I found on their Facebook page:
Amy & Samy, I had the utter privilege to dine at your beautifully appointed restaurant 2 weeks ago. The decor is astounding and the display of your wonderful desserts made my mouth water. The service was extremely helpful in assisting us in making our selections from your well laid-out and extensive menu. My wife and I cannot thank you enough for the thoughtfulness that went into allowing us an hour and 20 minutes of blissful peace while we awaited our salads. Only true Christians can appreciate the time and dedication it takes to search for these products online, have them shipped from Phoenix and then to repackage them so devinely. My wife even thinks you are truly gifted in the psychic arts in that even though we ordered the greek salad you knew in your heart that what we truly wanted was the caesar. I hope God smites the hackers who put the soggy croutons in the salads and added far too much garlic in the dressing. Surely this was not of your creation as we know in our hearts. I must also commend you on your vast selection of fine wines. The 3 bottles we consumed while awaiting our BBQ pulled pork pizza was exquisite. I only shudder to recall the verbal beratement you had to endure from the one heathen bastard child of satan who had the nerve to question if you used peanut oil in your kitchen. Thankfully Samy handled the issue forthwright by telling the family of four to get the **** out. I think they were only stabbing that little girl with the epi pen to make a scene to try and tarnish your good name. I for one was appalled by their inheirent disdain for other diners by continuing to loudly shout for 911. Thankfully you tossed them all out on to the street as is fitting of such filth. Luckily for everyone you have a "God given ability to cook". (cont.)
#66 to #65 - xmattx
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(cont.) Unfortunately no one on this Earth has deemed exactly what it is that you are cooking you twisted, psychotic and utterly delusional pair of twats. Seek help and sell the business before you kill someone with that **** you call food.
#13 - howunexpected
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You just don;t know how to lock a door.
Obviously, you don't need keys. Just bake the door at 200 for 30 seconds.
User avatar #109 to #13 - murpmurp
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SPOILER ALERT***





That Reminds me of the iron man 3 guys who melt **** because of the chemical
User avatar #119 to #109 - crazyhindu
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SPOILER



You mean how they can superheat their bodies?
User avatar #120 to #119 - murpmurp
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yeah. that one dude could melt with his hands n ****.
User avatar #135 to #120 - crazyhindu
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the main character dude? the one who could ******* blow fire?
User avatar #241 to #135 - murpmurp
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yeah that ***** who breaths fire like a dragon n ****
#162 to #135 - anon id: 58e3f031
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SPOILER

..actually I haven't watched it, so I don't have anything to spoil.
User avatar #168 to #162 - crazyhindu
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ha.
User avatar #239 to #168 - murpmurp
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*******
#84 to #13 - sandwitchman **User deleted account**
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#5 - foffepoffe
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3 minutes in and damn.
#145 to #5 - anon id: d39ca3cd
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I had to repeatedly pause the show in order to process all of my what and rage.
User avatar #146 to #145 - foffepoffe
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You are not the only one.
#68 to #5 - octaviano
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User avatar #88 to #68 - hor
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It's in the description.
User avatar #110 to #88 - octaviano
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Already saw it.

Jesus ******* Christ...
#11 - tigasingy
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Before surgery
#244 to #11 - bdowns
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**bdowns rolled a random image posted in comment #4871 at Uploaded As Anon ** I am the gangster, not you
User avatar #3 - remsaman
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this is the kind of woman that needs to be purged from the planet
preferably with fire
#169 to #3 - maebarakeichi
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I know a way better way for that
#25 to #3 - watthekilo
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Let me handle that
#4 to #3 - socialoutcast
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Comment Picture
User avatar #23 - wolverinebamf
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I live in Phoenix, should I go there and try it? See if it is really that horrible?
User avatar #74 to #23 - europe
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Yeees.
User avatar #192 to #23 - foffepoffe
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Do you have the money for a good therapist?
#42 to #23 - xef
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They will probably call you a hater and call the police because you wouldn't pay for something you never got, they will charge you for entering their awesome palace of furrygay kittens in heaven of perfect food, they will charge you for waiting for your food; $10 dollars p/min. They are worse than EA. EA only won worst company in US two years in a row because these guys are in their own league. They will also charge you for the air you breadth which by the way is undercooked and soggy.

Pic related, it's Amy as a child
User avatar #163 to #42 - guymandude
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I assume that homosexual long-haired kittens wouldn't appreciate such a comparison.
User avatar #50 to #23 - blarghagh
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you should go there and all you should say is "meow meow meow" never ever speak english in there
User avatar #26 to #23 - ilovepelicans
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YES
User avatar #27 to #26 - wolverinebamf
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Alright, I'll see if I can get a chance.
User avatar #30 to #27 - messerauditore
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Hidden cam that **** and become the next king of funnyjunk.
User avatar #31 to #30 - wolverinebamf
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Thanks for the idea, it might be some time, I'm low on money.

How should I get them to freak out on me?
User avatar #45 to #31 - silentwarrior
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Just tell them what the food was really like. If the show is any indication, the rest will come.
#34 to #31 - anon id: 2bd57886
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The prices are fairly cheap, you should ask to speak with the Chef to give her your compliments then ask her when did she start to sell her cat's **** as food. Bring some protection.
User avatar #36 to #34 - wolverinebamf
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I was thinking I cold ask if they sold battletoads in person.Maybe I can combine them, ask to see the chef, tell her that I asked for battletoads, but instead got cat ****...
User avatar #40 to #36 - messerauditore
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Godspeed man, godspeed. If the hidden camera idea doesnt work, have a friend sit at a different table with a phone or something.
User avatar #41 to #36 - messerauditore
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Be sure to go in separately though.
User avatar #101 to #36 - deliciousdee
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If you're gonna do a battletoads joke, be subtle about it. Ask if they serve frogs legs first, and then work your way into it.
Personally I would just patronize the **** out of them. Tell them I don't know what I like when they take my order, give my compliments to the chef for this divinely repackaged food, tell them that the fish was delicious (it tasted just like horsecock!)
User avatar #208 to #36 - nooneofinterest
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Fill a couple of water balloons with varying liquids, run in while screaming BATTLETOADS, redecorate the place with your mystery liquid, then get the **** out of there. (All of this is easier with a couple of friends. They can carry more balloons)
#270 to #36 - greenstrongworld
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oh that ******* comment. Kudos you glorious bastard and good luck.   
   
But seriously, ask for battletoads if you're filming it.
oh that ******* comment. Kudos you glorious bastard and good luck.

But seriously, ask for battletoads if you're filming it.
#55 to #23 - notafunnyguy
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they closed down. and because the vid was so popular, so many people call/visit there or walk by and take pictures. or walk in to take pictures of the owners.

they're having a re-opening may 21st though. but they're full on reservations until like may 26th. i feel like 95% of people who are going, only reserved to complain about the food and watch the girl freak out
#124 - solarisofcelestia
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Ravioli ravioli, give me your tip-ioli!
#160 to #124 - beefking
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**beefking rolled a random image posted in comment #3659654 at MMORPG ITEM COLLECTIVE EXPERIENCE **
#186 to #160 - solarisofcelestia
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You there! That's not your work uniform! YOU'RE FIRED!!!

Such a disrespectful person, just standing there like that!
#260 to #186 - beefking
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**beefking rolled a random image posted in comment #5 at I dare you to play the Wrench Game. ** but everyone loves me!!! I bring in a ton of biz lady!!
#265 to #260 - solarisofcelestia
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HOW DARE YOU ARGUE WITH ME! FURTHERMORE SCUBA SUITS ARE NOT ACCEPTABLE WORK-WEAR!! AND GET YOUR HANDS OFF THAT PAYING CUSTOMER!!!
#87 - idylex
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I'm only three minutes into the episode.
User avatar #123 to #87 - evanthebrony
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yup
User avatar #104 to #87 - idylex
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Now I need to lay down and count 100.
User avatar #114 to #87 - DiabloStrawhat
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I had to skip ahead when the two assholes were acting so ******* cordial to Ramsey when he arrived, when not even a full day earlier they were out of control in their own "restaurant."
#117 to #87 - kidsquicker
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User avatar #21 - barbwirepain
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I can say yes she is this ******* crazy, a few years ago I had some money and visited a friend in AZ and we went therefor dinner, the food was the worst i ever had, and when i tried to send it back due to the dough being raw (no joke it was cooked for like 5 seconds) Samy ******* screamed at me, and all you could hear was Amy yelling at the wait staff for nonsensical things
User avatar #86 to #21 - TITTYFISH
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I want to go there, have your experience, then explode on them and see how they like it. Miserable **********
User avatar #166 to #86 - guymandude
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I gotta say, I kinda want to go there and act completely normal. I don't want to provoke them - if my food is incorrectly made or something then I'll send it back, but other than that I'll act as my usual self. If I provoke them then I won't be able to be sure that I will be getting a pure and genuine reaction from them if anything happens.
User avatar #280 to #166 - barbwirepain
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even if you don't provoke them, they get defensive, i mean the cheese wasn't even melted, that's how under cooked this pizza was
#133 to #86 - anon id: 75fcfc48
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trust me, it is WAY worse then what you saw on tv. they fired a waitress for telling them a pasta dish was cold
#151 to #133 - TITTYFISH
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The key to dealing with crazy people, is 1-upping them in crazy
The key to dealing with crazy people, is 1-upping them in crazy