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#225 - muffinssnuffims (05/19/2013) [-]
For those who feel bad about being short:

Shorter people are much more capable of becoming fighter pilots and astronauts because they have a significantly higher G-force tolerance from their heart being closer to their brain and having less places in their body for blood to pool that isn't their brain.

In fact, the fact that they gave Tom Cruise stilts in Top Gun is total ******** , because they're basically getting rid of his natural advantage. I understand the normal audience wouldn't have understood that... but ya. Tom Cruise is pretty normal for a fighter pilot at 5'7"
User avatar #227 to #225 - octavia (05/19/2013) [-]
But what if we have no interest in being an astronaut or a fighter pilot?
User avatar #253 to #227 - youarenotspecial (05/19/2013) [-]
Become a jockey?
#232 to #227 - muffinssnuffims (05/19/2013) [-]
Then **** me if I know what the advantage is...
#319 to #232 - anonymous (05/19/2013) [-]
Short people tend to live longer.
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