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#10 - coolchalkyxxx
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(05/19/2013) [-]
> Buy a yacht, but instead of an anchor hire a team of scuba divers to take the chain to the seafloor and hold it down.
>Hire a boys choir, and sit in the audience as they perform with a blow dart gun picking them off one by one. (bonus points for nailing them as they hit their falsettos)
>Hire Morgan Freeman to follow me around narrating my life.
>Hire a famous top 100 singer to write a romance song about my burps and it has to be totally serious.
>Summon Cthulhu and bring about chaos and destr- oops wrong list.....
>Hire uptight butlers from high society England to take place in a human size chess game in which all players are armed with sporks. Fight to the death.
>Finally find out the Colonels' secret recipe.
> Can believe it's not better.

There is probably a reason I am not rich. Probably a very good reason.
#83 to #10 - anon
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(05/19/2013) [-]
You probably shouldn't nail choir boys.
User avatar #76 to #10 - phudgepacker
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(05/19/2013) [-]
*can believe its not butter
User avatar #21 to #10 - admiralen
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(05/19/2013) [-]
but how will you get them to stand still when they get picked of in chess?