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#53 - manirock ONLINE (05/19/2013) [-]
>First become immortal   
>Buy/breed millions of koala bears   
>Equip them with infant-sized military uniforms with cute little helmets   
>Genetically engineer for extreme aggression and thirst for blood   
>Buy brain wash device   
>Convince them I am their general   
>Go to 9 year old's birthday party   
>Release my horde   
>Hire several mexican janitors for cleanup   
>Head back to base   
>Repeat until no humans survive past age 9   
>Make children become fertile at infancy   
>Babies continue to spawn   
>Convince all children I am God and koalas are my angels   
>Beautiful peace for a time   
>Eventually get bored   
>Order koalas to execute all other humans   
>Remove immortality   
>Kill self   
>Allow koalas to live and evolve on their own   
>Planet of the Koalas
>First become immortal
>Buy/breed millions of koala bears
>Equip them with infant-sized military uniforms with cute little helmets
>Genetically engineer for extreme aggression and thirst for blood
>Buy brain wash device
>Convince them I am their general
>Go to 9 year old's birthday party
>Release my horde
>Hire several mexican janitors for cleanup
>Head back to base
>Repeat until no humans survive past age 9
>Make children become fertile at infancy
>Babies continue to spawn
>Convince all children I am God and koalas are my angels
>Beautiful peace for a time
>Eventually get bored
>Order koalas to execute all other humans
>Remove immortality
>Kill self
>Allow koalas to live and evolve on their own
>Planet of the Koalas
#134 to #53 - humans (05/19/2013) [-]
What did I ever do to deserve this...
User avatar #123 to #53 - newmanchamp (05/19/2013) [-]
How the fuck do people like you come up with these glorious stories

Well done sir
#69 to #53 - aludin (05/19/2013) [-]
I wouldn't kill myself. I would just hide and wait for the koalas to evolve and present yourself one day as their god.
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