I'm bored so I'm gonna make a list of all - #92586198 added by trojanmannn at 3% sure

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(05/19/2013)[-]

I'm bored so I'm gonna make a list of all the things I'd do if I was rich
>Buy Clothes. I have literally nothing I ever wear ever
>Get a maid because I hate doing laundry
>Get the most expensive gaming pc out there
>Buy out EA and make them not be assholes
>Be iron man
>My teeth are sorta crooked and it pisses me off so I'd get the best mouth possible
>I'd buy Emma Stone
>Buy a ******* spyker c12 or an huayra
>Buy funnyjunk
Alright I've exerted that bit of fun.

#110 to #5 - seizure

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(05/19/2013)[-]

I feel you on the teeth thing bro... It's been affecting my confidence for years.

#99 to #5 - anon id: 4998c4c4

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(05/19/2013)[-]

>Buy out EA and make them not be assholes

HERO AS ****

#98 to #5 - doctorrock

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(05/19/2013)[-]

But funnyjunk isn't a corporation, it's a ~~dictatorship~~ democracy.

#92 to #5 - anon id: 7d0e8109

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(05/19/2013)[-]

you said rich. not rich enough to make bill gates your butler.

#79 to #5 - anon id: 9241a482

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(05/19/2013)[-]

You LITERALLY have nothing you ever wear ever? You always walk around naked?

#66 to #5 - nightdge

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(05/19/2013)[-]

I can relate on the gaming pc, but the damm guitar park i would have, ***********

#65 to #5 - safo

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(05/19/2013)[-]

**** im so privileged, I own half of your list

#64 to #5 - pervertodores

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(05/19/2013)[-]

you cant be ironman

#59 to #5 - Timmietim

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(05/19/2013)[-]

the new spyker venator looks awesome,
the interior was beautiful too when i saw it

#31 to #5 - impo**User deleted account**

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(05/19/2013)[-]

hum...

> Buy some expensive brand name clothes and shoes
> An arsenal would be great
> Invest in human trafficking
> Invest in toilet paper industry
> Invest in park managment, public security
> Candidate for mayor
> repeat and profit

Phew, this was tough and fun!

#24 to #5 - xecoq

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(05/19/2013)[-]

Spyker **** yeah

The Netherlands **** yeah

#23 to #5 - localcatbarber

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(05/19/2013)[-]

"> be iron man"
So you are already a genius playboy philanthropist?

#125 to #23 - thekich

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(05/19/2013)[-]

You aren't?

#19 to #5 - anon id: 67fc937b

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(05/19/2013)[-]

>Buy 200 pounds of crude plutonium
>Hire an ex-military nucleur scientist
>Bomb a country that you don't like
>Start a WW3

Won't that be grand?

#16 to #5 - niggerlips

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(05/19/2013)[-]

id do

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(05/19/2013)[-]

>hire armies to fight WW3 with pool noodles
>fund cure for cancer. keep it and not share it with anyone
>buy faberge eggs for my omelettes
>buy China and use it as my ping pong room
>hire justin beiber to eat all of my poops
>solid ****** gold spaceships
>send people i don't like to siberia where they are forced to suck horse cock

#18 to #7 - appleisland

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(05/19/2013)[-]

instead of sending people you don't like to siberia to get horse cock. you could just send them to ABC Amy's Baking Company