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    User avatar#5 - trojanmannn
    Reply+135
    (05/19/2013)[-]
    I'm bored so I'm gonna make a list of all the things I'd do if I was rich
    >Buy Clothes. I have literally nothing I ever wear ever
    >Get a maid because I hate doing laundry
    >Get the most expensive gaming pc out there
    >Buy out EA and make them not be assholes
    >Be iron man
    >My teeth are sorta crooked and it pisses me off so I'd get the best mouth possible
    >I'd buy Emma Stone
    >Buy a ******* spyker c12 or an huayra
    >Buy funnyjunk
    Alright I've exerted that bit of fun.
    #110 to #5 - seizure
    Reply0
    (05/19/2013)[-]
    I feel you on the teeth thing bro... It's been affecting my confidence for years.
    I feel you on the teeth thing bro... It's been affecting my confidence for years.
    #99 to #5 - anon id: 4998c4c4
    Reply0
    (05/19/2013)[-]
    >Buy out EA and make them not be assholes

    HERO AS ****
    #98 to #5 - doctorrock
    Reply+5
    (05/19/2013)[-]
    But funnyjunk isn't a corporation, it's a dictatorship democracy.
    But funnyjunk isn't a corporation, it's a dictatorship democracy.
    #92 to #5 - anon id: 7d0e8109
    Reply0
    (05/19/2013)[-]
    you said rich. not rich enough to make bill gates your butler.
    #79 to #5 - anon id: 9241a482
    Reply0
    (05/19/2013)[-]
    You LITERALLY have nothing you ever wear ever? You always walk around naked?
    #66 to #5 - nightdge
    Reply0
    (05/19/2013)[-]
    I can relate on the gaming pc, but the damm guitar park i would have, ***********
    #65 to #5 - safo
    Reply0
    (05/19/2013)[-]
    **** im so privileged, I own half of your list
    #64 to #5 - pervertodores
    Reply0
    (05/19/2013)[-]
    you cant be ironman
    User avatar#59 to #5 - Timmietim
    Reply0
    (05/19/2013)[-]
    the new spyker venator looks awesome,
    the interior was beautiful too when i saw it
    User avatar#31 to #5 - impo**User deleted account**
    Reply0
    (05/19/2013)[-]
    hum...

    > Buy some expensive brand name clothes and shoes
    > An arsenal would be great
    > Invest in human trafficking
    > Invest in toilet paper industry
    > Invest in park managment, public security
    > Candidate for mayor
    > repeat and profit

    Phew, this was tough and fun!
    User avatar#24 to #5 - xecoq
    Reply0
    (05/19/2013)[-]
    Spyker **** yeah

    The Netherlands **** yeah
    #23 to #5 - localcatbarber
    Reply+2
    (05/19/2013)[-]
    "> be iron man"
    So you are already a genius playboy philanthropist?
    User avatar#125 to #23 - thekich
    Reply0
    (05/19/2013)[-]
    You aren't?
    #19 to #5 - anon id: 67fc937b
    Reply0
    (05/19/2013)[-]
    >Buy 200 pounds of crude plutonium
    >Hire an ex-military nucleur scientist
    >Bomb a country that you don't like
    >Start a WW3

    Won't that be grand?
    #16 to #5 - niggerlips
    Reply+3
    (05/19/2013)[-]
    id do
    id do
    #15 to #5 - tittylovin
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    #7 to #5 - anon id: 03f0b6d6
    Reply0
    (05/19/2013)[-]
    >hire armies to fight WW3 with pool noodles
    >fund cure for cancer. keep it and not share it with anyone
    >buy faberge eggs for my omelettes
    >buy China and use it as my ping pong room
    >hire justin beiber to eat all of my poops
    >solid ****** gold spaceships
    >send people i don't like to siberia where they are forced to suck horse cock
    User avatar#18 to #7 - appleisland
    Reply+29
    (05/19/2013)[-]
    instead of sending people you don't like to siberia to get horse cock. you could just send them to ABC Amy's Baking Company
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