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trojanmannn
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I'm bored so I'm gonna make a list of all the things I'd do if I was rich
>Buy Clothes. I have literally nothing I ever wear ever
>Get a maid because I hate doing laundry
>Get the most expensive gaming pc out there
>Buy out EA and make them not be assholes
>Be iron man
>My teeth are sorta crooked and it pisses me off so I'd get the best mouth possible
>I'd buy Emma Stone
>Buy a ******* spyker c12 or an huayra
>Buy funnyjunk
Alright I've exerted that bit of fun.
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seizure
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(05/19/2013)
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I feel you on the teeth thing bro... It's been affecting my confidence for years.
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anon
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(05/19/2013)
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>Buy out EA and make them not be assholes
HERO AS ****
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doctorrock
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(05/19/2013)
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But funnyjunk isn't a corporation, it's a
dictatorship
democracy.
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anon
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(05/19/2013)
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you said rich. not rich enough to make bill gates your butler.
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anon
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(05/19/2013)
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You LITERALLY have nothing you ever wear ever? You always walk around naked?
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nightdge
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(05/19/2013)
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I can relate on the gaming pc, but the damm guitar park i would have, ***********
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safo
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(05/19/2013)
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**** im so privileged, I own half of your list
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pervertodores
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(05/19/2013)
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you cant be ironman
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Timmietim
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(05/19/2013)
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the new spyker venator looks awesome,
the interior was beautiful too when i saw it
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impo
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(05/19/2013)
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hum...
> Buy some expensive brand name clothes and shoes
> An arsenal would be great
> Invest in human trafficking
> Invest in toilet paper industry
> Invest in park managment, public security
> Candidate for mayor
> repeat and profit
Phew, this was tough and fun!
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xecoq
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(05/19/2013)
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Spyker **** yeah
The Netherlands **** yeah
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localcatbarber
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(05/19/2013)
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"> be iron man"
So you are already a genius playboy philanthropist?
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thekich
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(05/19/2013)
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You aren't?
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anon
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(05/19/2013)
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>Buy 200 pounds of crude plutonium
>Hire an ex-military nucleur scientist
>Bomb a country that you don't like
>Start a WW3
Won't that be grand?
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niggerlips
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id do
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anon
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>hire armies to fight WW3 with pool noodles
>fund cure for cancer. keep it and not share it with anyone
>buy faberge eggs for my omelettes
>buy China and use it as my ping pong room
>hire justin beiber to eat all of my poops
>solid ****** gold spaceships
>send people i don't like to siberia where they are forced to suck horse cock
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appleisland
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instead of sending people you don't like to siberia to get horse cock. you could just send them to ABC Amy's Baking Company
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