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User avatar #5 - trojanmannn (05/19/2013) [-]
I'm bored so I'm gonna make a list of all the things I'd do if I was rich
>Buy Clothes. I have literally nothing I ever wear ever
>Get a maid because I hate doing laundry
>Get the most expensive gaming pc out there
>Buy out EA and make them not be assholes
>Be iron man
>My teeth are sorta crooked and it pisses me off so I'd get the best mouth possible
>I'd buy Emma Stone
>Buy a ******* spyker c12 or an huayra
>Buy funnyjunk
Alright I've exerted that bit of fun.
#110 to #5 - seizure (05/19/2013) [-]
I feel you on the teeth thing bro... It's been affecting my confidence for years.
#99 to #5 - anonymous (05/19/2013) [-]
>Buy out EA and make them not be assholes

HERO AS ****
#98 to #5 - doctorrock (05/19/2013) [-]
But funnyjunk isn't a corporation, it's a dictatorship democracy.
#92 to #5 - anonymous (05/19/2013) [-]
you said rich. not rich enough to make bill gates your butler.
#79 to #5 - anonymous (05/19/2013) [-]
You LITERALLY have nothing you ever wear ever? You always walk around naked?
User avatar #66 to #5 - nightdge (05/19/2013) [-]
I can relate on the gaming pc, but the damm guitar park i would have, ***********
User avatar #65 to #5 - safo (05/19/2013) [-]
**** im so privileged, I own half of your list
#64 to #5 - pervertodores (05/19/2013) [-]
you cant be ironman
User avatar #59 to #5 - Timmietim (05/19/2013) [-]
the new spyker venator looks awesome,
the interior was beautiful too when i saw it
User avatar #31 to #5 - impo **User deleted account** (05/19/2013) [-]
hum...

> Buy some expensive brand name clothes and shoes
> An arsenal would be great
> Invest in human trafficking
> Invest in toilet paper industry
> Invest in park managment, public security
> Candidate for mayor
> repeat and profit

Phew, this was tough and fun!
User avatar #24 to #5 - xecoq (05/19/2013) [-]
Spyker **** yeah

The Netherlands **** yeah
User avatar #23 to #5 - localcatbarber (05/19/2013) [-]
"> be iron man"
So you are already a genius playboy philanthropist?
User avatar #125 to #23 - thekich (05/19/2013) [-]
You aren't?
#19 to #5 - anonymous (05/19/2013) [-]
>Buy 200 pounds of crude plutonium
>Hire an ex-military nucleur scientist
>Bomb a country that you don't like
>Start a WW3

Won't that be grand?
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#7 to #5 - anonymous (05/19/2013) [-]
>hire armies to fight WW3 with pool noodles
>fund cure for cancer. keep it and not share it with anyone
>buy faberge eggs for my omelettes
>buy China and use it as my ping pong room
>hire justin beiber to eat all of my poops
>solid ****** gold spaceships
>send people i don't like to siberia where they are forced to suck horse cock
User avatar #18 to #7 - appleisland (05/19/2013) [-]
instead of sending people you don't like to siberia to get horse cock. you could just send them to ABC Amy's Baking Company
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