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1- MTNDEW 5: 04 PM 1'
Messages Sta Cy
Hey john, can I talk to
you about something'?
u, MTNDEW so 5: 04 PM aar"
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#5 - victorfzec (05/19/2013) [-]
Wonder what word this is.
User avatar #11 to #5 - kito (05/19/2013) [-]
fishqueen
User avatar #40 to #11 - drastronomy (05/19/2013) [-]
how ******* high are you
#8 to #5 - Spikeydeath (05/19/2013) [-]
Firetrucking
User avatar #16 to #5 - uzerc (05/19/2013) [-]
fun king obviously
User avatar #7 to #5 - evilanakie ONLINE (05/19/2013) [-]
fu king
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#13 - thatguynobodylikes **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#4 - craigdavid (05/19/2013) [-]
pretty obviously fake, these need to stop
User avatar #26 to #4 - viscii (05/19/2013) [-]
The time and signal don't change.
User avatar #27 to #26 - teoberry (05/19/2013) [-]
Plus, yknow, the MTNDW service provider
User avatar #29 to #27 - viscii (05/19/2013) [-]
Probably still better than '3'
#6 - anaklusmos (05/19/2013) [-]
This guy must be really edgy.
#10 - jorjebicboi (05/19/2013) [-]
hfw
hfw
User avatar #22 to #10 - tiaatortilla (05/19/2013) [-]
perfect omg
User avatar #18 - tigleytummy (05/19/2013) [-]
I heard Stacey's Mom was better anyway.
#21 - hilariousrubbish (05/19/2013) [-]
please date me
User avatar #12 - mortolife (05/19/2013) [-]
Douchebag got what he deserved
#28 - teoberry (05/19/2013) [-]
hfw
User avatar #44 to #28 - dwarfman (05/19/2013) [-]
Probably didn't have a lady friend because he is devoid of personality, interest, and blames others for his personal problems.
#46 to #44 - teoberry (05/19/2013) [-]
nah, probably because all women put the nice guys in the friendzone. look at this guy, he held the door open for a girl and called her "m'lady", and she didn't even date him!
User avatar #60 to #46 - teoberry (01/01/2015) [-]
swg
#59 to #46 - anon (01/01/2015) [-]
the **** thats tommy oliver you asshats
User avatar #47 to #46 - dwarfman (05/19/2013) [-]
Probably didn't have a lady friend because he looks like a rapist.
User avatar #15 - cantfindausername (05/19/2013) [-]
My girlfriend wants me to be Christian instead of Atheist so "I can go to heaven" or something. Silly girlfriend. I love you and all, but yeah... no.
User avatar #33 to #15 - zaperzero (05/19/2013) [-]
To be honest, our religion does state that pretty close to the 10 commandments as far as importance goes. We're supposed to grow closer to our god over time, starting with following the 10 commandments. She's doing the good things of our religion first. Also, the bible states we shall not marry those who do not worship our God for fear of our own corruption, and should stead bring them knowledge and love from our God. She must really like you to go against her belief system for you.
User avatar #57 to #33 - cantfindausername (05/19/2013) [-]
I was Christian before, but I guess that relationship disintegrated. I don't think I will go back to believing a higher entity. I just didn't feel him, I guess.
We've been dating a year and still going strong : )
I didn't mean to sound so snooty in my original comment. Sorry.
User avatar #58 to #57 - zaperzero (05/19/2013) [-]
It's alright ^-^ It's just that there are a lot of people who don't understand where she's coming from. I can see how you feel. I feel that way sometimes and I can't blame you for leaving, but I believe it and feel it in my heart. Good on you for trying, friend. Hope you two go strong.
#2 - anon (05/18/2013) [-]
I would Believe this more if the times were not exactly the same
#3 to #2 - ddrredneck (05/19/2013) [-]
you realize thats the time that the screenshots were taken right? of course they would be the same ******* time you ********
User avatar #19 - krobeles ONLINE (05/19/2013) [-]
Why the hell would he want to date a devote Christian, anyway?

No sex, no huge parties, and boring as all **** . Might aswell be dating a furby doll, for all the excitement that relationship would bring.
#30 to #19 - anon (05/19/2013) [-]
no sex????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????
User avatar #24 to #19 - defeats (05/19/2013) [-]
I didn't read where it said she was devout...
User avatar #31 to #24 - krobeles ONLINE (05/19/2013) [-]
Aparently she had tried to push her religion onto that dude, to the point where he had associated her entirety with that zealous behavior.
Thats pretty devout to me.
User avatar #32 to #31 - defeats (05/19/2013) [-]
Maybe she just said he should become Christian so he can go to heaven, or jokingly suggested if they were to marry he'd have to be Christian. Then he went super-Athiest like you...
User avatar #37 to #35 - defeats (05/19/2013) [-]
Which part do you disagree with?
User avatar #38 to #37 - ilolyoucry (05/19/2013) [-]
Consider this..
for someone to have such a emotional breakdown like that person, she would have had to
do something to instigate it. Probably like, oh I don't know, shoving her beliefs down his
throat? To assume he is the biggest asshole in the world and just does this 'because' is
a little stupid.
But, I digress. I would also like to point out(To balance the scales)that not all Christians are like this, and not all Christians live boring lifestyles. I know some pretty cool people
who are Christians and they aren't those crusading bible thumping morons that most
people make the whole religion out to be.
User avatar #39 to #38 - defeats (05/19/2013) [-]
Since she was just about to ask out someone who is quite clearly a serious Athiest, I don't think she's a bible thumper.

And on the shoving belief down throats, I have many Christian friends and my mum and sister are both too... While I am not a believer.
I've never once had Christianity shoved down my throat and yet everyday I see anti-religion ********** on the net and had people complain about having to take RE in school...

But then again I'm not an American and I don't live in America.
#41 to #39 - ilolyoucry (05/19/2013) [-]
You kind of took what I said as a rant against ALL Christians.   
As I stated, they are not all like that.. So pointing out examples for me doesn't really get a point across.
You kind of took what I said as a rant against ALL Christians.
As I stated, they are not all like that.. So pointing out examples for me doesn't really get a point across.
User avatar #45 to #41 - defeats (05/19/2013) [-]
No the point I was making that it's ironic how much Atheists complain about Christians shoving religion down people's throats.
User avatar #34 to #32 - krobeles ONLINE (05/19/2013) [-]
Ehm, what?
Are you even listening to yourself? Are you even serious right now?

You would sooner assume that his literally the worlds biggest douch, than that she went alittle overboard on the crusade-speech?
What happens more often you think? A Christian that pesters an Atheist about his belief, or an Atheist that explodes like a ******* vulcano over nothing?

I'm not going "Super-Atheist". I just said that Christians are ******* boring, which they ******* are! They cant have sex, and the Christians i know listen to boring music, never drink, and when they do show up at parties, they just kinda sit there.
I'm not entirely sure if the Alcohol thing is part of Christian dogma, but i do know that the Christian dogma lends itself towards a boring-ish life.
Thats not being super-atheist. Thats objective reasoning.
User avatar #36 to #34 - defeats (05/19/2013) [-]
Dude, this is like playing find the vegan... Do you even see the massive rant you just typed out?

By the way, if they can't have sex how do they reproduce?
User avatar #42 to #36 - krobeles ONLINE (05/19/2013) [-]
I dont think i quite follow your find-the-vegan point.
I see the "rant". When people are sufficiently stupid tend to go on these "rants" as you call them. I supose you could call me an opitimist, in that i dearly hope that this is all a chase of misunderstanding, rather than you actually being that stupid.

And the 'beautiful' thing about religions, are that they can reproduce by brainwashing...

Though in all seriousness, i didn't exactly expect these two people, getting married. Thats why i went "no sex".
User avatar #50 to #42 - defeats (05/19/2013) [-]
"I'm not going "Super-Atheist". I just said that Christians are ******* boring, which they ******* are! They cant have sex, and the Christians i know listen to boring music, never drink, and when they do show up at parties, they just kinda sit there.
I'm not entirely sure if the Alcohol thing is part of Christian dogma, but i do know that the Christian dogma lends itself towards a boring-ish life.
Thats not being super-atheist. Thats objective reasoning."

You sounds like a feminazi talking about men, or a vegan talking about meat eaters.
User avatar #53 to #50 - krobeles ONLINE (05/19/2013) [-]
What...?

You just say things and have them become true, you know.
How do i sound like a Feminazi? Its true that Christians cant have sex before marrige, and its true that Christians normally dislike a hedonistic and free-spirited life style.

If what i say is true, how do i sound like a Feminazi??
User avatar #54 to #53 - defeats (05/19/2013) [-]
Feminazi's argue that "All men are rapists", you argue that all Christians " s are ******* boring, which they ******* are! They cant have sex, and the Christians i know listen to boring music, never drink, and when they do show up at parties, they just kinda sit there.
I'm not entirely sure if the Alcohol thing is part of Christian dogma, but i do know that the Christian dogma lends itself towards a boring-ish life."

And what worse is, after you making stupid arguments about that, you still think you're right, exactly like Femniazis. Not all men rape, just like not all Christians shove religion down the throats of non-believers, Christian people drink, listen to normal music like everybody else.
And at parties I sense that it is in-fact you who sits in the corner and does nothing, not the Christian people.
User avatar #56 to #54 - krobeles ONLINE (05/19/2013) [-]
Dude. What the hell are you talking about??

Men dont have a holy book that we worship that tells us to rape. Christians on the other hand, do have a holy book that they worship, which tells not to have a sex before marrige and, if i remember correctly, abstain from hedonistic ways such as parties and alcohol.

I never claimed all religious people shove they ******** faith down everyone elses throat. I just said i found Christians boring and dull. You're the one attacking me over a rather passive statement.
And have we started just insulting each other now, on grounds we could not possibly hope to have any empiri for?
#43 - anon (05/19/2013) [-]
Seems legit....totally real guys.
#23 - tiaatortilla (05/19/2013) [-]
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User avatar #17 - therealdiscord (05/19/2013) [-]
Completely legit.
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