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Stephen King

First comes smiles, then comes lies.

People think that I mti' aiit lit? a Veryan...
strange person. This i i' . i" irt''' correct.'
I have the heart of a ' .
It is in a glass jar on my desk.
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Submitted: 05/18/2013
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#24 - donutcaptin (05/19/2013) [+] (1 reply)
that boys father
#31 - shadecrenshaw (05/19/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Don't see anything wrong here.
#43 to #31 - aproudpatriot (05/19/2013) [-]
He keeps the heart of a small boy in a glass jar on his desk.   
It should be on his shelf.
He keeps the heart of a small boy in a glass jar on his desk.
It should be on his shelf.
#18 - nicopwnz (05/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I got one too
#15 - monoxboogie (05/18/2013) [+] (11 replies)
really really want them to adapt the dark tower series into a tv series
User avatar #4 - luthervonappledorf (05/18/2013) [+] (11 replies)
It's a shame some of the films from his books just butchered them.
#12 to #11 - captaintrips (05/18/2013) [-]
Excuse me, sir. Do you have Prince Albert in a can? You DO? Well, you better let the poor guy out! A-ha! A-ha! A-ha!
Excuse me, sir. Do you have Prince Albert in a can? You DO? Well, you better let the poor guy out! A-ha! A-ha! A-ha!
#2 - walkerjam (05/18/2013) [-]
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#52 - Falkor (05/19/2013) [-]
i have the penis of a small boy, i had it encased in borosilicate glass and it's in my ass
#20 - schmettermuschi (05/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
hate to say this because that quote is awesome and stephen king is the AWESOMEST, but that qote is NOT from stephen king, he borrowed it from robert bloch, but it got popular when king used it, although he never claimed it to be originally his idea.

just thought I'd clear that up
#38 - kidsquicker (05/19/2013) [+] (7 replies)
Pet Sematary master race.
User avatar #35 - lightninghedgehog (05/19/2013) [+] (1 reply)
ALL HAIL STEPHEN KING OF THE LESBIANS!
#72 - cazabrow ONLINE (05/19/2013) [-]
Feeling not so alone after reading those tags.
Feeling not so alone after reading those tags.
#45 - potatophucker (05/19/2013) [-]
What an awesome guy!
What an awesome guy!
#79 - sweetellie (05/19/2013) [+] (5 replies)
He's by far my favourite author. Christine and The dark half are amazing.
He's by far my favourite author. Christine and The dark half are amazing.
User avatar #21 - xldarkking (05/18/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Steven King, you are a strange person. Not because of your books, or the small boy heart. But because you spread your legs with your fly down in a professional photo
User avatar #22 to #21 - Nullifier (05/19/2013) [-]
His fly isn't down. You're mistaking the seam for an open half of his fly
#85 - baaltomekk (05/19/2013) [+] (3 replies)
You guys should really read the dark tower books. They are amazing.

Pic related, it's Roland in front of the dark tower
User avatar #49 - theguyishere (05/19/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Just finished reading The Stand. Great book and great meaning behind it. He is a great man.
#83 - captaintrips (05/19/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Just wanted to thank you all for getting me to front page. I've been lurking here for a while and finally decided to sign up and post something, cheers for the great acceptance.
Just wanted to thank you all for getting me to front page. I've been lurking here for a while and finally decided to sign up and post something, cheers for the great acceptance.
#94 - mehbum (05/19/2013) [-]
**mehbum rolled a random image posted in comment #448914 at Video Games Board - console gaming, pc vs console gaming, video console and games ** What I leave in a jar on my desk
User avatar #25 - zzforrest (05/19/2013) [-]
Better yet, I forgot who said it but
"I have the body of an 18 year old. It's in my refrigerator."
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