Title. . MALE FRIEND FEMALE "FRIEND" You need to borrow " re thing bro, here' s my last " "Um... yeah, no cash, sorry. He he" "" some money: You' been evicted:  female Male Dog Friends
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You need to borrow " re thing bro, here' s my last " "Um... yeah, no cash, sorry. He he" ""
some money:
You' been evicted: "Don' t be so down bro, I got a couch "Wow, that really sucks, I hope it ""
and extra blankets" works out for you."
You are publicly Restrains laughter Laughs ""
You' ****** up: "Ah, don' t worry about it" "Wow, you' re a **** friend" ""
Your car is borrowed: Returns with more gas than it started ''I have no idea where that dent ""
came from"
You need to borrow a "My keys are hanging up in the ''I rather not get it scratched" ""
car: kitchen"
You' re getting Starts throwing punches Runs away Starts biting
You' re stuck in a Jumps in to pull you out Stands at a safe distance, observes Jumps in to pull you out
burning vehicle:
As helpful as a dog without legs
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Submitted: 05/18/2013
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User avatar #9 - ChromedDragon (05/18/2013) [+] (10 replies)
best friend
You need to borrow some money: interest is currently 400%, but for you it could be as low as 350
You' been evicted: the floor of my kitchen is all yours
You are publicly embarrassed: uncontrollable laughter
You' ****** up: reminded every 1-3 hours
Your car is borrowed: perpetually
You need to borrow a car: try not to crash it
You' re getting mugged: will take several fatal stab wounds for you
You' re stuck in burning vehicle: Jumps in to pull you out, follows you to hospital, stays by your side for as long as it takes, reminds you that' if you had be killed by a burning car he wold have no one to beat a fifa'
User avatar #4 - sirham (05/18/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I'm guessing that OP doesn't have any female friends?
#7 - anonexplains (05/18/2013) [+] (8 replies)
this is offensive towards women you people should be ashamed of yourselves
#10 to #7 - Maroon ONLINE (05/18/2013) [-]
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User avatar #23 - Lambda ONLINE (05/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Are you kidding? If you're publicly embarrassed, a true male friend will laugh his ass off. Then buy you a beer.
#14 - draxdiesel (05/18/2013) [+] (2 replies)
i'm a dog and i'm offended
pic related it's me
#31 - EdwardNigma (05/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Some of my best friends are female and have been far better than most male friends I've had.

I'm just saying, if that is how all your female friends are, then they aren't your friends and you're talking with the wrong type of women.
#38 - mrwalkerfour ONLINE (05/18/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Op is an obvious butthurt who got dumped recently
#74 - DamnJackieChan (05/19/2013) [+] (3 replies)
This is such ********

my dog lets me borrow his car all the ******* time
User avatar #21 - nightmaren (05/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
This is ******* stupid. For one, it's obviously written by some jaded neckbeard faggot who got friendzoned one too many times.
Second of all, a female friend would be more likely to restrain their laughter if you **** up in public, and a male friend would be more likely to laugh at you.
#5 - ninjamyles **User deleted account** (05/18/2013) [-]
to the people taking this seriously
#65 - darthblam ONLINE (05/19/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Honestly, in almost every one of these situations I see a 50/50 chance on guys or girls acting one way or the other...
There may be a lot of unreasonable women in the world, but there are just about as many bitch women as there are douche men.
#48 - davvi (05/19/2013) [-]
the same thing would work with female friend and male "friend"
#56 - argone (05/19/2013) [-]
I would say that this is a strange and skewed version of how the world works but we're on the internet so I think it's implied.
User avatar #19 - theivindon (05/18/2013) [-]
this is so inaccurate
User avatar #83 - zorororonoa (05/19/2013) [-]
What the **** are you talking about? I laugh in my friends faces when they get publicly embarrassed, that is what a true friend does.
#69 - helenwheels (05/19/2013) [-]
If you can't handle having friends laughing when you're embarrassed I'm guessing your a little bitch and no one wants to be your friend.

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User avatar #8 to #6 - predatorwolf (05/18/2013) [-]
I agree, dogs are cute and cuddly.
#63 - Hidnight (05/19/2013) [-]
Applying the best of men with the worst of women is not accurate.
User avatar #59 - defeats (05/19/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Girls are much less likely to laugh at you if you embarrassed yourself in public than guy friends are.
The car stuff I don't know, never been to borrow and never lent out my car.

Never been mugged myself, but a friend of mine and his girlfriend did and while her boyfriend had a knife to his neck his girlfriend beat the **** out of the mugger with her handbag which she had about a lot of heavy solid items in, including a perfume bottle. This gave her boyfriend the chance to disarm the mugger and he ended up fleeing.

Would all female friends help with a mugger? I don't know, but using a handbag as a weapon is better and safer than throwing punches.
#58 - leotjynx (05/19/2013) [-]
I'm a guy and it will be a cold day in Hell before I let anyone else drive my car.
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