taking shits. . WHEN I ENTER m. Top image reminds me of fallout 3.
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#1 - solarisofcelestia (05/18/2013) [-]
Top image reminds me of fallout 3.
User avatar #6 - martztherapper (05/18/2013) [-]
I always start the hand-dryer when i exit the bathroom, so everyone else have a chance to squeeze out that brown devil on maximum override.
User avatar #9 to #6 - theodordronen ONLINE (05/19/2013) [-]
You are the hero I have been waiting for
User avatar #3 - hoshikami (05/18/2013) [-]
I just try to be really obnoxious, it's their fault for walking in on me.
User avatar #10 - violentpixi (05/19/2013) [-]
Poop Tip: I like to place toilet paper on the water before I poop.

Or put on rubber gloves, catch and gently lay to rest in the water.
User avatar #12 to #10 - mustlol (05/19/2013) [-]
you carry gloves everywhere?
User avatar #13 to #12 - violentpixi (05/19/2013) [-]
the yellow ones
User avatar #14 to #13 - violentpixi (05/19/2013) [-]
I realised i tend to be sarcastic online and you can't read sarcasm. The bottom one is not a real tip unless you are, like, super nervous about pooping in public, I don't judge.
User avatar #15 to #10 - snakefire (05/19/2013) [-]
thats retarded...
User avatar #16 to #15 - violentpixi (05/19/2013) [-]
the paper actually works.
User avatar #4 - motherfuckingkenji (05/18/2013) [-]
That's why I never poop in any toilet except the ones at home.
User avatar #8 - awalkingparadox (05/18/2013) [-]
when im doing a **** i pause in between the sounds of the hand dryer
User avatar #7 - ryanfitzy (05/18/2013) [-]
This should be #1 on FP. So many times I've experienced that at the movie theater. I never **** anywhere in public, I could go 5 years without seeing a movie and being in public and never have to **** , but as soon as I go see a movie..Game over.
#5 - manofbeardliness (05/18/2013) [-]
Maybe you should stop drinking so much that you have go through the embarrassment of throwing up in a public bathroom..
#2 - hankmccoy (05/18/2013) [-]
Let's open with the brass sections while we're at it
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