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#226 - onefuckingskurut (05/18/2013) [-]
ITT: Accepting our lord into our house.
User avatar #320 to #226 - taintedangel (05/19/2013) [-]
Here's a translation for people who don't want to have their ideals associated with the "I'm 13 and I'm trying to be cool!" people.
It's about self-empowerment, not worshiping Satan. Satan doesn't exist and is just an image, nothing more. It's also against sacrifices, especially of children and animals. But IMO, it's the nietzschean philosophy made into a religion.
The Nine Statements:
- Don't be abstinent and deny yourself things.
- Worry about the physical self and forget about the 'after life', it doesn't matter.
- Don't be a hypocrite.
- Be nice and kind to people who deserve your kindness, and **** the douchebags who are undeserving of it.
- If someone ***** with you, **** with him so that he won't **** with you ever again.
- Be responsible for your actions and don't blame others for them.
- Man is an animal, and only better because he is more vicious.
- The concept of 'religious sin' is ******** , and it denies you emotional, physical and mental satisfaction.
- The idea of 'Satan' as a real being kept the church in business for years.

The 11 Rules:
- Shut up about your opinions and advice unless someone asks you about them.
- Shut up about your problems unless you are sure someone wants to listen to them.
- Show respect when in someone else's home, otherwise GTFO.
- If a guest in your home shows you disrespect, disrespect him/her worse than they do to you.
- No forcing yourself on another sexually.
- Don't steal unless the person doesn't want the item in question.
- Admit you were lucky when you get rich, or else you will lose it all.
- Don't complain about things that don't concern you.
- Don't hurt children.
- Only kill non-human animals in self-defense or for food.
- Don't bother people. If someone bothers you and you politely ask him to stop and he doesn't, kick his ass.
User avatar #335 to #320 - taintedangel (05/19/2013) [-]
The nine sins of satanism
- Stupidity
- Pretentiousness
- Solipsism
- Lying to Yourself
- Herd Conformity
- Lack of Perspective
- Forgetfulness of past Orthodoxies
- Counterproductive Pride
- Lack of Aesthetics

Basically, if people want to educate others on satanism, they should cut out all of the 'satanic' and 'gothic' wordplay and just present it in regular english.
#239 to #226 - teoberry (05/18/2013) [-]
how's middle school?
#234 to #226 - ravenger (05/18/2013) [-]
I remember when i was 13 too.
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