What brings a Breton to Skyrim?. Hehe.. Isn't it obvious? Why, the wonderful weather and hospitable people, of course! Not to mention my great fondness for dragons and petty political power struggles.
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What brings a Breton to Skyrim?

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Submitted: 05/17/2013
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User avatar #2 - gallifreyan (05/17/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I've never played Skyrim, so this joke is lost on me.

However, I thumbed you up anyway. Give you a small boost.
User avatar #3 to #2 - jettom (05/17/2013) [-]
Ah, then allow me to explain! "Breton" is one of the playable races in Skyrim, and the description is a quote heard in the start if you are, in fact, playing as a Breton.
User avatar #8 - belethor (05/18/2013) [-]
Isn't it obvious? Why, the wonderful weather and hospitable people, of course! Not to mention my great fondness for dragons and petty political power struggles. Ah, but without a doubt, the most compelling feature of this frozen wasteland is the volley of inane questions leveled at me on a regular basis.
User avatar #12 - churrundo (05/18/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I can't believe how much has Dark Souls drifted me apart from Skyrim. Now it's unplayable for me.
User avatar #16 to #14 - churrundo (05/18/2013) [-]
yes, but I have tried getting into skyrim again, and my gameplay now consists of killing everyone and stacking a price on my head until I get bored.
#10 - kitsunemochalite (05/18/2013) [-]
Mmmm yes
User avatar #5 - ductapeone (05/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I'm going to be honest here, in every elder scrolls game I've played I choose to be a Breton be cause when the NPCs call me that It sounds like they're saying my name wrong. My name is actually Brenton
#11 - levchenko (05/18/2013) [-]
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Every things for sale!
#6 - Womens Study Major (05/18/2013) [-]
Am I the only one who thinks that the Nords were really prickish, looking for independence, while persecuting Bretons? Double standard ************* ************* .
User avatar #9 - bitchpleaseshutup ONLINE (05/18/2013) [-]
Glorious Bosmer master race
User avatar #4 - cannibeasty (05/18/2013) [-]
I stock those gay ass British crackers in my aisle.
#1 - afireinsidebrad ONLINE (05/17/2013) [-]
man im not used to seeing the standard case, both me and my roommate shelled out the $150 lol, bug good joke
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