English Language. . IF THE SOUND Bl ENOUGHH IS PROUNCED "F" tr THE (9 IN WEMEN MAKES THE SHORT "l" SOUND at THE TI IN NA" L" ION IS PRONOUNCED "SH" THEN THE WOR
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English Language

IF THE SOUND Bl ENOUGHH IS PROUNCED "F"
tr THE (9 IN WEMEN MAKES THE SHORT "l" SOUND
at THE TI IN NA" L" ION IS PRONOUNCED "SH"
THEN THE WORD
IS PROUNCED JUST LIKE
WELCOME TO THE ENGLISH
LANGUAGE, ASSHOOLE.
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#3 - worstposter (05/17/2013) [+] (14 replies)
that is however, not how it works.
Gh is not pronounced as f in the start of a word, the "o" in women is only pronounced as i in the latter word; women, and TI is only pronounced as SH in the two words Nation and Martial, none others.

aplying that logic "Ghoti" can be pronounced as your average gordon freeman quote "..."
gh as in fight
o as in people
t as in castle
i is in business

TLDR; the instances of these pronounciations are juxtaposition dependant.
User avatar #22 - RIPphyscovideos (05/18/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Ghoti can be a silent word too:

*gh as in though
*o as in people
*t as in ballet
*i as in business
#28 - bionicpanda (05/18/2013) [+] (2 replies)
GH is only pronounced as an F when it's put at the end of a word.

The O in women isn't pronounced like an I it's just how some people pronounce the word.

And TI is only pronounced TI when it comes before and O.

GET YOUR **** TOGETHER OP.
User avatar #1 - lowlifescarecrow ONLINE (05/17/2013) [+] (9 replies)
Not everyone pronounces women like "wimen" though.
#41 - thecakeisaliereal (05/18/2013) [-]
This guy just violated the English language, and somehow I'm the asshole...
#14 - skittlesareepic (05/18/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Grammar Nazis will hate this post
#32 - zumbs (05/18/2013) [-]
Then Neopets...
#30 - anonymous (05/18/2013) [+] (9 replies)
how the **** does O sound like I in women?
User avatar #37 to #35 - isheapurebread (05/18/2013) [-]
he-she wumbo
User avatar #18 - enuo (05/18/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Americans...
User avatar #24 to #18 - Blargosnarf (05/18/2013) [-]
Yes, we invented the English language... ****** is this England ******** ?
User avatar #26 - fireprincess (05/18/2013) [-]
I don't pronounce women with the short I sound so I had to re-read that sentence a few times.
User avatar #50 - honestchap ONLINE (05/18/2013) [-]
I'm not going to even start talking about allophones...
User avatar #19 - ohcrapitsjersey (05/18/2013) [-]
Any words that start with gh doesn't sound like a f. That'd be implying it's fost instead of ghost.
User avatar #70 - ariplayer (05/18/2013) [+] (3 replies)
honestly, this is a repost since i posted it like a ******* year ago

www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/3752946/welcome+to+the+English+language/
User avatar #74 to #70 - goodguygary ONLINE (05/18/2013) [-]
there are people on this site that weren't here a year ago.
plus you didn't create it, and probably reposted it from another site, so quit your bitching.
#63 - crunchymilkmojo (05/18/2013) [-]
GHOOOOOOTI!!!!!!
#53 - mrvoodoo (05/18/2013) [-]
I pronounced it as goatie.
User avatar #51 - iminurmouth (05/18/2013) [-]
then in this case is Ghost pronounced Fist?
User avatar #12 - splendiddust (05/18/2013) [-]
We should just show this to all the foreign people trying to learn english just to **** with them. just have the word Ghoti and ask them how to pronounce it
#8 - itsjustchad (05/18/2013) [+] (14 replies)
No, THIS is "Welcome to the English language, asshole."
User avatar #87 to #83 - EddFitzpatrick (05/20/2013) [-]
everyone knows the ghoti thing is a joke?:L
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