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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#50 - CaptainKill
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"As they say in Missouri, 'I ain't goin' back to Missouri!'"
#77 to #50 - anon id: 69815d95
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Why do you think we call it "Misery"?
User avatar #172 to #50 - Durp
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it's Missouri in there!
#160 to #50 - sweateagle
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this is perfect
this is perfect
User avatar #190 to #50 - mummyslittlebitch
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In my own personal opinion, the South is much too hot for white people. It does **** to their brains. We're a moderate climate people. We need real winters or we start enslaving people and setting up churches of obscure denominations on every street corner.
User avatar #196 to #190 - ProWig
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yeah but that northern pollution really turns people into assholes.
#198 to #196 - mummyslittlebitch
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yeah it's really awful here
#199 to #198 - ProWig
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idk man the south is pretty bad
#200 to #199 - mummyslittlebitch
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No dude, trust me. You have it good. It's total **** here.
User avatar #201 to #200 - ProWig
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lol
User avatar #72 to #50 - thinkwithportals
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FROWNIN'S THE STATE SPORT
User avatar #3 - rampu
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There are only 38 Stars on that flag. O.o
#155 to #3 - golbot
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Thats cause **** the original 13 colonies. except Rhode Island. Rhode Island is ok.
User avatar #25 to #3 - xelanor **User deleted account**
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Yup I can confrim this #illuminati2013
User avatar #53 to #3 - kijajouteh
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You must be fun at parties.
#87 to #3 - rassamdul
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Comment Picture
#4 to #3 - randomusernamezzzz
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He's right you know!
User avatar #5 to #4 - deescalation
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I also counted, correct
#83 to #5 - anon id: c1d598cd
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wow me too, we are all correct
#7 to #3 - karmakoala
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Son, you mean to tell me you counted?
User avatar #37 - mackenmover
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So we're just ignoring the fact marge's head is on backwards in the first frame?
User avatar #130 to #37 - suiker
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yes
#154 to #37 - masterboll
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its pretty common
#182 to #154 - atma
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#136 - dwarfman
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#138 to #136 - mitdwit
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I... I'm sorry...
#140 to #138 - dwarfman
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User avatar #164 to #140 - ivoryhammer
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I yell at him all the time
#69 - oosulley
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#79 - dafuq
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#88 to #79 - anon id: 593e1b94
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for one, it's a slowly dying industrial state in the center of the rust belt, and it's cold as hell half the year.
User avatar #191 to #88 - mummyslittlebitch
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I'm from Michigan and I don't think Ohio is very cold, but I do agree that it is a **** hole.
User avatar #28 - anonymoose
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There's 38 in that flag. Dammit Marge, sick of your ****!
User avatar #35 to #28 - ninjason
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oh thank god someone else noticed, I thought I was retarded at counting for a second there....
User avatar #30 - hudis
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Pardon my foreign ignorance, but what's wrong with Missouri?
User avatar #70 to #30 - richardfitzwell
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It takes just four steps east of Ghettoburg to be in the center of Hicktown. I dislike it because it is either extreme rednecks or extreme "gangsters." Plus our school systems are the definition of Full Potato.
User avatar #67 to #30 - bighairyfart
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The weather constantly changes, & everything south of the river is inbred central. However, if you live north of the river(like me), you get used to the weather, & there's LOADS to do; amusement parks, lakes, public parks, canoe/kayak rentals, etc.
User avatar #204 to #67 - Dynex
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Bro, I used to live in Gladstone til I joined the Army... thats dope as ****
User avatar #33 to #30 - Dynex
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I lived there from age 3 to 18. I hated it. The weather is random as **** and there is literally nothing to do, even in the 2nd biggest city (Kansas City)
User avatar #40 to #33 - jafkdb
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There are things to do. Our zoo is free, we have a six flags, Johnson Shut Ins, the elephant rocks, the Lake, just depends on what you like to do.

But he is right about the weather. A common saying in Missouri, is "Dont like the weather? Wait a few minutes, it'll change."
User avatar #56 to #40 - mycatislookingatme
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Come to England mate, we have a saying that goes "I love the English summer, It's the best day of the year".
#189 to #56 - anon id: 59964b19
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God bless portugal.
Where all seasons last three months.
#149 to #56 - anon id: 18198164
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penis.
User avatar #71 to #40 - THISISNOTFUNNY
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We have two seasons in Canada, Winter and Construction
User avatar #124 to #71 - landartheconqueror
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that's pretty accurate haha
#102 to #71 - anon id: 7a412cf7
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That's also what they say in Michigan. Along with the random weather sayings and the "sunburn and frostbite on the same day/in the same week" sayings.
#57 to #40 - anon id: ba418ca0
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six flags is a texas theme park....
User avatar #116 to #57 - kratosalza
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There are numerous six flags all across the US.
#54 to #33 - jamhamington
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sounds alot like Scotland   
   
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sounds alot like Scotland

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User avatar #85 to #33 - mojotion
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What are you talking about? I live in Kansas City and there's a ton to do. It's not some rural **** either, Kansas City is pretty damn modern.
#122 - keybladeking
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I live in Missouri...   
**** this state.
I live in Missouri...
**** this state.
User avatar #168 to #122 - rhiaanor
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WELL **** YOU
#62 - geomancer
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Missouri's actually pretty awesome if you're capable of being away from a power outlet for any length of time. Pic is Taum Sauk Mountain.