Fuck Missouri. .. "As they say in Missouri, 'I ain't goin' back to Missouri!'"
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#50 - CaptainKill (05/18/2013) [-]
"As they say in Missouri, 'I ain't goin' back to Missouri!'"
User avatar #172 to #50 - Durp (05/18/2013) [-]
it's Missouri in there!
#160 to #50 - sweateagle (05/18/2013) [-]
this is perfect
this is perfect
User avatar #190 to #50 - mummyslittlebitch (05/18/2013) [-]
In my own personal opinion, the South is much too hot for white people. It does **** to their brains. We're a moderate climate people. We need real winters or we start enslaving people and setting up churches of obscure denominations on every street corner.
User avatar #196 to #190 - ProWig (05/19/2013) [-]
yeah but that northern pollution really turns people into assholes.
#198 to #196 - mummyslittlebitch (05/19/2013) [-]
yeah it's really awful here
#199 to #198 - ProWig (05/19/2013) [-]
idk man the south is pretty bad
#200 to #199 - mummyslittlebitch (05/19/2013) [-]
No dude, trust me. You have it good. It's total **** here.
User avatar #201 to #200 - ProWig (05/19/2013) [-]
lol
#77 to #50 - anon (05/18/2013) [-]
Why do you think we call it "Misery"?
User avatar #72 to #50 - thinkwithportals (05/18/2013) [-]
FROWNIN'S THE STATE SPORT
User avatar #3 - rampu ONLINE (05/17/2013) [-]
There are only 38 Stars on that flag. O.o
#155 to #3 - golbot (05/18/2013) [-]
Thats cause **** the original 13 colonies. except Rhode Island. Rhode Island is ok.
User avatar #25 to #3 - xelanor **User deleted account** (05/18/2013) [-]
Yup I can confrim this #illuminati2013
User avatar #53 to #3 - kijajouteh (05/18/2013) [-]
You must be fun at parties.
#87 to #3 - rassamdul (05/18/2013) [-]
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#4 to #3 - randomusernamezzzz (05/17/2013) [-]
He's right you know!
User avatar #5 to #4 - deescalation ONLINE (05/17/2013) [-]
I also counted, correct
#83 to #5 - anon (05/18/2013) [-]
wow me too, we are all correct
#7 to #3 - karmakoala (05/18/2013) [-]
Son, you mean to tell me you counted?
User avatar #37 - mackenmover (05/18/2013) [-]
So we're just ignoring the fact marge's head is on backwards in the first frame?
User avatar #130 to #37 - suiker (05/18/2013) [-]
yes
#154 to #37 - masterboll (05/18/2013) [-]
its pretty common
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#138 to #136 - mitdwit (05/18/2013) [-]
I... I'm sorry...
User avatar #164 to #140 - ivoryhammer (05/18/2013) [-]
I yell at him all the time
#79 - dafuq (05/18/2013) [-]
#88 to #79 - anon (05/18/2013) [-]
for one, it's a slowly dying industrial state in the center of the rust belt, and it's cold as hell half the year.
User avatar #191 to #88 - mummyslittlebitch (05/18/2013) [-]
I'm from Michigan and I don't think Ohio is very cold, but I do agree that it is a **** hole.
#51 - anon (05/18/2013) [-]
Missouri loves company


But nobody likes Missouri's company
#122 - keybladeking (05/18/2013) [-]
I live in Missouri...   
			****		 this state.
I live in Missouri...
**** this state.
User avatar #168 to #122 - rhiaanor (05/18/2013) [-]
WELL **** YOU
User avatar #98 - blacklite (05/18/2013) [-]
I live in Missouri and I almost argued against it's post before I realized I agreed.

Don't come to Missouri.
#146 to #98 - icecreamonnips (05/18/2013) [-]
wasn't going to
wasn't going to
User avatar #101 to #98 - icelandicviking (05/18/2013) [-]
What's so bad about Missouri?
User avatar #103 to #101 - blacklite (05/18/2013) [-]
It's just so...dreary. The weather's alright but every town is separated by miles and miles of corn and woods and **** . Not to mention most of them are built for the soul purpose of rest stops on highways. Even the capital is a crime-infested dump. Not to mention the meth. ******* meth all over the Southeast counties.
User avatar #104 to #103 - icelandicviking (05/18/2013) [-]
I think you just summed up america lol
User avatar #106 to #105 - blacklite (05/18/2013) [-]
Well, most of the South anyway.
#107 to #104 - anon (05/18/2013) [-]
Nah, just the midwest. Iowa's not too bad, we need to ******* get rid of all the tweakers and meth heads though. I live about 15 minutes from the town in iowa with the highest meth busts per capita.
My friend literally just moved into a house that someone used to cook meth in the basement - he lives across the street from the police station.
User avatar #134 to #107 - mastahyoda (05/18/2013) [-]
lol you drive through my town and you see foundations of burnt down houses of labs catching fire haha
User avatar #179 to #107 - Kadzait (05/18/2013) [-]
Damn, all we have in Texas is pot.
#193 to #179 - anon (05/18/2013) [-]
Ha, that's a good thing lol. I wouldn't give a **** if everyone here smoked pot (which alot do). But the people who do meth are of no ******* use. You see them walk into a grocery store (and believe me, you can tell someone who's used meth) buy the most expensive **** they can and pay for it with welfare and food stamps. They're wastes of space and money
User avatar #133 to #103 - mastahyoda (05/18/2013) [-]
SO MUCH METH
#74 - ishotthedeputy ONLINE (05/18/2013) [-]
They played this scene before the KU-Mizzou game in Lawrence last year, just in case FJ ever became interested in sports
#62 - geomancer (05/18/2013) [-]
Missouri's actually pretty awesome if you're capable of being away from a power outlet for any length of time. Pic is Taum Sauk Mountain.
#94 - fewjarhead (05/18/2013) [-]
Join the military >get stationed in Missouri

FML
#114 to #94 - muffinstuffin (05/18/2013) [-]
Ft. Wood haha
User avatar #139 - Ottovan (05/18/2013) [-]
I count 38.


**** the South altogether....?
#99 - bionicpanda (05/18/2013) [-]
MFW i was born in St. Louis
#86 - DarkDragonXz (05/18/2013) [-]
But there are only 38 stars on that flag...
User avatar #125 - turtlecat (05/18/2013) [-]
I live in Missouri and love it here
#112 - rambearclaw (05/18/2013) [-]
"How ya doin', Gertie?"
User avatar #28 - anonymoose (05/18/2013) [-]
There's 38 in that flag. Dammit Marge, sick of your **** !
User avatar #35 to #28 - ninjason (05/18/2013) [-]
oh thank god someone else noticed, I thought I was retarded at counting for a second there....
#81 - zekeon (05/18/2013) [-]
I was born there and lived there for basically 13 years.

I fully support this post.
User avatar #30 - hudis ONLINE (05/18/2013) [-]
Pardon my foreign ignorance, but what's wrong with Missouri?
User avatar #70 to #30 - richardfitzwell (05/18/2013) [-]
It takes just four steps east of Ghettoburg to be in the center of Hicktown. I dislike it because it is either extreme rednecks or extreme "gangsters." Plus our school systems are the definition of Full Potato.
User avatar #33 to #30 - Dynex (05/18/2013) [-]
I lived there from age 3 to 18. I hated it. The weather is random as **** and there is literally nothing to do, even in the 2nd biggest city (Kansas City)
#54 to #33 - jamhamington (05/18/2013) [-]
sounds alot like Scotland   
   
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sounds alot like Scotland

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User avatar #40 to #33 - jafkdb (05/18/2013) [-]
There are things to do. Our zoo is free, we have a six flags, Johnson Shut Ins, the elephant rocks, the Lake, just depends on what you like to do.

But he is right about the weather. A common saying in Missouri, is "Dont like the weather? Wait a few minutes, it'll change."
User avatar #71 to #40 - THISISNOTFUNNY (05/18/2013) [-]
We have two seasons in Canada, Winter and Construction
#102 to #71 - anon (05/18/2013) [-]
That's also what they say in Michigan. Along with the random weather sayings and the "sunburn and frostbite on the same day/in the same week" sayings.
User avatar #124 to #71 - landartheconqueror (05/18/2013) [-]
that's pretty accurate haha
User avatar #56 to #40 - mycatislookingatme (05/18/2013) [-]
Come to England mate, we have a saying that goes "I love the English summer, It's the best day of the year".
#149 to #56 - anon (05/18/2013) [-]
penis.
#189 to #56 - anon (05/18/2013) [-]
God bless portugal.
Where all seasons last three months.
#57 to #40 - anon (05/18/2013) [-]
six flags is a texas theme park....
User avatar #116 to #57 - kratosalza (05/18/2013) [-]
There are numerous six flags all across the US.
User avatar #85 to #33 - mojotion (05/18/2013) [-]
What are you talking about? I live in Kansas City and there's a ton to do. It's not some rural **** either, Kansas City is pretty damn modern.
User avatar #67 to #30 - bighairyfart (05/18/2013) [-]
The weather constantly changes, & everything south of the river is inbred central. However, if you live north of the river(like me), you get used to the weather, & there's LOADS to do; amusement parks, lakes, public parks, canoe/kayak rentals, etc.
User avatar #204 to #67 - Dynex (05/19/2013) [-]
Bro, I used to live in Gladstone til I joined the Army... thats dope as ****
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