woof. . rang E: greet; st] my friend' s dog died and she lives in new york city and SC) she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in
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rang E: greet;
st] my friend' s dog died and she lives in new york city and SC) she had to
take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase
en the subway and it was a pretty big dog and same dude saywhat she
was struggling with the suitcase SC) he asked if she needed help with it
and he said do [gnu mind me asking what' s in it and she didnt wantto
say a dead dog SC) she SAID IT WAS A BUNCH OF LAPTOPS SC) HE
TOOK THE SUITCASE AND RAN AND I JUST
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#10 - Sylphion (05/18/2013) [+] (10 replies)
I never understoof why would your bring a dead dog to the vet. What are you going to do, double tap it?
I never understoof why would your bring a dead dog to the vet. What are you going to do, double tap it?
#6 - ojenais (05/18/2013) [+] (18 replies)
what's the 						*******					 deal with tumblers writing half-page posts without a single punctation or comma?
what's the ******* deal with tumblers writing half-page posts without a single punctation or comma?
User avatar #3 - mattdoggy (05/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
>be hanging out with drunken old redneck uncles
>they ask me to help them check traps
>in one of them is a sick bobcat who is at deaths door
>rather than putting it out of its misery we nurse it back to health
>it is still super crazy to everyone but me who had to feed the joker every few hours
>aunt tells me it has to go and that we should also get rid of the garbage and some old suit cases
>rather than doing the sensible thing my uncles in a moonshine fueled brainstorm came up with a great idea
>they get the biggest suitcase and put the agitated bobcat in it which makes him only the crazier
>we drive down towards a dump and leave the suitcase on the side of the road just around a corner where we can hide but see it
>we see a group of black people in an black SUV drive around the corner and slow down as they pass it
>they even back up and pick it up
>everythingisgoingacordingtotheplan.jpg
>they drive for about 5 seconds before the first victim ejects himself from the vehicle
>4 others quickly follow with what had to be the worlds angriest bobcat on their backs
>Even though it was at a distance i derived more joy than i thought possible from the situation
>still can't believe i never got a picture of that thing when i owned it, but it was one of the funniest things i've ever seen
#15 - 4chan refugee (05/18/2013) [+] (6 replies)
that is the longest ******* run on sentence ever.
#18 to #17 - 4chan refugee (05/18/2013) [-]
Reading this was like snorting powdered tumblr
#27 - fireprincess (05/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I laughed way too hard at this. I can just imagine him opening it and freaking out.

Pic related. Hfw he opens the suitcase.
#32 - boodlight (05/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Her face watching him run away
Her face watching him run away
#2 - xmeatshieldx (05/18/2013) [+] (4 replies)
fixed
#4 to #2 - 4chan refugee (05/18/2013) [-]
Being a redundant ass isn't going to make You funny.
#1 - papitodeloshelados ONLINE (05/17/2013) [-]
hfw he realizes it's a dead dog
hfw he realizes it's a dead dog
#24 - gotbannedicusvile ONLINE (05/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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User avatar #68 - Pestilence (05/18/2013) [+] (10 replies)
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
#40 - manofparody (05/18/2013) [-]
Because 						****					 punctuation...   
   
Read that 						****					 in one breath.. 						*******					 aggravating.
Because **** punctuation...

Read that **** in one breath.. ******* aggravating.
#66 - nyankat (05/18/2013) [-]
his fw opening the suitcase
his fw opening the suitcase
#26 - ieatyououtaldaylon (05/18/2013) [-]
I thought of this
#64 - suiker (05/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
why the random caps?
User avatar #67 to #64 - blayck (05/18/2013) [-]
It's a tumblr thing.
#43 - roleplayingplant (05/18/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Hey guys i'm from tumBLR AND I THINK THERE ARE TWO KINDS OF PEOPLE. I LIKE TO TALK IN CAPS AND TRY TO BE FUNNY HAHAHA. I hope they all ******* burn.
User avatar #55 to #43 - garaichu (05/18/2013) [-]
I'd write a prescription for some chill pills with all the mad you're experiencing, but I'm not a doctor.
#34 - rayeslegend (05/18/2013) [+] (3 replies)
**rayeslegend rolled a random image posted in comment #2 at Innocence Lost ** HFW he opened the suitcase
User avatar #29 - boobpube (05/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
this is one of those stories i've heard numerous times over the years and every time its a different persons friend its happened to
#37 to #29 - 4chan refugee (05/18/2013) [-]
maybe she just have a lot of friends
#23 - zorororonoa (05/18/2013) [-]
Punctuation ************ ! Can you use it?
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