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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
This is a real tough thing for me. I've been kind of an awkard asshole my entire school career, but this year, my senior year, girls have started being attracted to me. Like, mostly ugly or annoying girls, but also a few really pretty or hot ones too. The problem is I'm still an autistic betafag and I don't know what to do with girls unless they act first. It's not like I'm afraid of girls, I flirt lots, but I seem to have no capacity for romance beyond that.
Now, you are someone who understands me.
I am just recently having the same problem, and are also beta as ****.
However, before this year I was fat as ****. I started doing Football, Wrestling, and Track&Field this year and lost a **** ton of weight and put on a good amount of muscle..
But I'm still that fat beta at heart, and I don't know what to do when I'm confronted with the problem of a girl eyeing my from across the classroom..
Let me lay out a example for you of this problem:
Contrary to what I have said above, I do have a girlfriend. Only because she is just as weird as I am, though. And this between me and her are really weird right now..(Barely ever seeing each other, and only talking once in a while.) Early in our relationship this other girl messages me on facebook confessing how she likes me and didn't know how to say it..and that if things between my girlfriend and me don't work out to give her a call. So I'm like,"Yeah, cool. Whatevz". BUT, **** gets more cray. This other girl starts messaging me out of the blue, and all her friends keep messaging me about her. So ya' know, I pick up on the mental cues...but I don't like this girl. I'm still in a relationship and don't like flirting with other girls.(Talking and being friends is one thing...but stringing them along while I'm in a relationship is another.) So I talk to her once in a while, never giving her any reason to suspect a thing is going on between us..but she still does think that.
So yeah...I'm a awkward boyfriend who is beta-shy as **** around her and even more so when her friends are around, and I got these two girls trying to get at me and I don't know how to approach the situation.
BUT, I saved a lot of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico.
Just ask them if they want to go for some coffee or to a movie. If they say no move on to the next one.
If you want it, get it.
If you don't don't.
(message me if that isn't specific enough)
My personal advice I can give to you since just going for it isn't an option for you
Get into a one on one conversation with one of them, those really deep and meaningful ones.
Just beware of the friendzone when you do this
I don't like getting into those conversations with my girlfriend...
I know that it could make things between me and her better(See my comment above)..
But I just don't know if she is the kind of girl who can take something like that serious,
or even in the right tone.
that's how awful i am actually; i can get "friend-zoned" even after I'm aware a girl has a crush on me. but i wouldn't call it the friend-zone, because on an individual basis, it doesn't really bother me.
For me it was the other way around as I got older I kinda got less popular with the ladies so I had to learn to be more alpha
I had to learn to "go for it" and trust me it was not easy to learn
you'd be sweating balls and your heart would be beating like a ************
I did get turned down twice of my 3 times going for it
But it worked out in my favour in the end
So yeah, honestly best thing to do is to man up bro
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