Signals. . What girls think is enough Sim] of their in MB tills sillily. It's not that women expect you to magically make the first move, it's just that girls are more tactile than men (tactile meaning you speak with your body). This
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What girls think is enough
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User avatar #219 - samio (05/18/2013) [-]
I think what's wrong here is the fact your confusing interest with arousal.

Most women I believe are looking for a stable, loving relationship, where they can trust their partner, enjoy life till death, and possibly raise a family.

Most guys are pretty much looking for a quick **** and flee.
( I won't lie, I'm kinda like this too when desperate)

Men, if you want that kind of interest, you can just head down your local strip for a cheap night out.

The amount of money you'll spend on the dates before sex compared to the amount you'll spend on a ****** , is substantially higher.

The more you know
#232 to #219 - anonymous (05/18/2013) [-]
as a (thats why im posting anon) i just wanted to let you know you understand most of us very well. keep doing what your doing man.
#229 to #219 - anonymous (05/18/2013) [-]
And that's why you'll never have any sex
User avatar #230 to #229 - samio (05/18/2013) [-]
Have you had any?

Do tell the rest of us your superior chick magnet powers that allow you to drown in ***** on a daily basis.

If not, you have no standing here.
#203 - fastforward (05/18/2013) [-]
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#192 - blaankie (05/18/2013) [-]
MFW I find out a girl likes me
#190 - Rellikthebrit (05/18/2013) [-]
What you actually get!
#187 - anonymous (05/18/2013) [-]
I have a hard time differentiating friendliness with flirtation... So a girl smiles at you, what does it mean? What if she's just really outgoing and smiles at everyone?

I missed afew opportunities in High-School I know, but honestly I was so awkward back then(still am, just slightly less so) that I had no idea what to do anyway.
User avatar #217 to #187 - cormy (05/18/2013) [-]
Yeah... I have this very same problem. I don't know how girls draw lines. I swear sometimes 2 girls will make out like it's the last day of their lives and somehow they say they aren't ******** and don't love each other, they're just really good friends.
User avatar #193 to #187 - arizonastar (05/18/2013) [-]
we are one in the same i missed so many opportunities in HS because I was mega shy and was picked on alot, and being ADD didnt help i feels teh same.
+5
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User avatar #191 to #186 - ilovehitler (05/18/2013) [-]
trouble is finding a girl that isn't disgusted by your presence.
#173 - manirock (05/18/2013) [-]
**manirock rolled a random image posted in comment #40 at Team Rocket ** mfw a girl smiles at me
#169 - thebritishguy (05/18/2013) [-]
once a girl I liked shook her ass a little as I walked by and then giggled, I glanced down awkwardly and thought "she's probably just joking". WTF am I so virgin?!
User avatar #174 to #169 - cantfindausername (05/18/2013) [-]
A girl straight up told me she liked me and I didn't believe her.
#257 to #174 - anonymous (05/18/2013) [-]
I feel that both males and females are all experiencing this sense of doubt and it's making us all very lonely and unhappy.
LET'S ALL JUST CRY TOGETHER.
#180 to #174 - ironstrike (05/18/2013) [-]
I could beat that.

My crush asked me if I wanted to start going out with her. I was so caught off-guard that I beta-fagged on the spot, thinking one of her friends put her up to it as a joke.

Turns out she really did like me and I never got the balls to ask her out.
User avatar #181 to #180 - cantfindausername (05/18/2013) [-]
Something similar happened to me with another girl:
Her: "I heard you like me."
Me: I was dumbstruck and what came out was a very quiet "Oh.... no..." Followed by me being single still for the next three years.
#175 to #174 - thebritishguy (05/18/2013) [-]
and people complain that they are in the friend zone, I know of two girls who I probably put in the friend zone
User avatar #176 to #175 - cantfindausername (05/18/2013) [-]
Dammit, I liked this girl so much.
User avatar #177 to #176 - thebritishguy (05/18/2013) [-]
that's pretty ****** , do you know her phone number or something?
User avatar #178 to #177 - cantfindausername (05/18/2013) [-]
Oh, geez. It was about four-five years ago. But still, I would still liked to have seen how it would have worked out. She was cute as **** .
I have a girlfriend now!
#167 - playcolt (05/18/2013) [-]
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I need them to put their body against mine sexually to consider attraction.
User avatar #166 - stillscrappy (05/18/2013) [-]
Thumbnail for this content looked like a girl leaning her head on a giant white ******* .
User avatar #165 - slendermanspenis (05/18/2013) [-]
So you need a whore?
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#162 - anonymous (05/18/2013) [-]
Usually a stroke of the hair when they're near you is a sign that they're interested.

At least that's what my biology teacher told me in elementary.

He's now dead.

Now I'm sad.

User avatar #189 to #162 - alexjonez (05/18/2013) [-]
They gave you biology IN ELEMENTARY?
#151 - sirfisticuffs (05/18/2013) [-]
I just use accio bum.
I just use accio bum.
#201 to #151 - linkheros (05/18/2013) [-]
best thing ive ever seen
best thing ive ever seen
User avatar #143 - vanoreo (05/18/2013) [-]
sex isn't everything

cuddles>sex
#273 to #143 - anonymous (05/19/2013) [-]
Sex then cuddling is best. If you don't have sex you just poke them the whole time you're cuddling, and it's annoying.
User avatar #274 to #273 - vanoreo (05/19/2013) [-]
You know, or you could cuddle and not have a boner and just enjoy it

I'm not saying sex is bad, I'm saying cuddles are far superior
#275 to #274 - anonymous (05/19/2013) [-]
I'm just saying that she turns me on too much, and the other way around, for us to just lie there without tiring ourselves out first.
#182 to #143 - anonymous (05/18/2013) [-]
wow. The things you learn from people you never even met.
I don't know why I am surprised, but I am nonetheless.
It's ok phanact, it's ok
User avatar #184 to #182 - vanoreo (05/18/2013) [-]
wat?
#155 to #143 - andovaredoras (05/18/2013) [-]
Cute, cuddling often is better imo.


(sadly had no other related pics)
#160 to #155 - spasticpuppet (05/18/2013) [-]
**spasticpuppet rolled a random image posted in comment #2058084 at Friendly ** Who needs cuddling when you have.... <<<
User avatar #171 to #160 - thebritishguy (05/18/2013) [-]
it could mean penis I guess
User avatar #172 to #171 - spasticpuppet (05/18/2013) [-]
Ey, that stuff tastes good <_<
User avatar #221 to #172 - articulate ONLINE (05/18/2013) [-]
What is it?
User avatar #241 to #221 - spasticpuppet (05/18/2013) [-]
Don't remember. I ate it in some middle-eastern place in Stockholm.
User avatar #243 to #241 - articulate ONLINE (05/18/2013) [-]
It looks delicious.
User avatar #244 to #243 - spasticpuppet (05/18/2013) [-]
I KNOW!
User avatar #158 to #155 - drooms (05/18/2013) [-]
The picture below applies to you too.
User avatar #163 to #158 - andovaredoras (05/18/2013) [-]
Meh dont care
#142 - nephritho (05/18/2013) [-]
Maybe she want to be fed porridge with a spoon as you imitate an aeroplane.
Maybe she want to be fed porridge with a spoon as you imitate an aeroplane.
#138 - anonymous (05/18/2013) [-]
**** ! if a chick looks at you like that then shes already imagining your cock deep down her throat!
that basically is the landing strip right there!
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