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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#9 - thisotherdude
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Relevant & relatable? How exactly? My extraordinarily fast metabolism and aversion to exercise makes me look borderline malnourished. And I've never had a girlfriend due to me being cynical, kind of an ass, and a socially awkward beta.
#343 to #9 - empithree
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are you me?
are you me?
User avatar #338 to #9 - picamix
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look if they wanted an exsplination of me i would have posted it myself
#335 to #9 - foxxywithpaws
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STOP

BEING

MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
#328 to #9 - niggernazi
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yeah i can totally relate to that, i never drown in pussy though i am sexy as ****

pic related, its me
#354 to #328 - taurusguy
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I have got a decent body, decent abs, they show a bit, biceps are decent, usually do 30 push up's daily+20 or so after every 2 minutes later and total is about 100. Also crunch up's, but i dont do them daily, like weekly and a TON.
#279 to #9 - cabbagemayhem
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I went through other content, but I had to come back to post this because it hit me in the feel. Some combination of this content, your comment and image, and the fact that someone earlier today made it seem as if I still belong in the good people club. I wonder if she'd feel the same way if she got a closer look at me now.
I went through other content, but I had to come back to post this because it hit me in the feel. Some combination of this content, your comment and image, and the fact that someone earlier today made it seem as if I still belong in the good people club. I wonder if she'd feel the same way if she got a closer look at me now.
#321 to #279 - steeedan
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Naw brooooo. You're awesome. Be more awesome.
#344 to #321 - cabbagemayhem
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Thanks, bro. Take this.
User avatar #278 to #9 - lizardnigger
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Sheeeeeit ***** we're identical in personality and Africanity. Being a weed sucks.
User avatar #273 to #9 - swimmingprodigy
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almost same here except I started working out about 4 months ago so even though Im skinny, I have some muscle definition and dont look like death. Also I used to be a smart-ass all my life until Junior year of high school which is when I realized I have no friends (almost definitely because of the smart-ass comments, and because I was antisocial. Never had a gf either), so I stopped being an asshole and what do you know? My life got flipped, turned upside down.
User avatar #268 to #9 - battledude
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having a fast metabolism is a gift
User avatar #302 to #268 - icameheretotroll
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No, No it's not
you are hungry every 5 minutes
working out barely gives you anything
and you also look like a corpse
User avatar #230 to #9 - runescapewasgood
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you just described me.
#222 to #9 - anon id: e8ec0969
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hi kyler
User avatar #214 to #9 - seniorawesomesauce
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Holy **** this hits me where I didnt think it would. Like, hold on: People say stuff like that just because "haha jokes" but this is... Man...
#201 to #9 - olesc
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Implying being fat instantly gets you a girlfriend who think youre cute.
Implying being fat instantly gets you a girlfriend who think youre cute.
User avatar #204 to #201 - thisotherdude
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How? I said I didn't have a girlfriend because I'm cynical, a prick, and social awkward. The weight thing was more of a side note if anything.
User avatar #233 to #204 - olesc
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No sorry I was actually referring to the post not your comment.
User avatar #234 to #233 - thisotherdude
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Ah, I see, then carry on good sir.
User avatar #196 to #9 - haydn
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This.
#181 to #9 - anon id: d7059e76
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I used to be exactly the way you described. I was 6'1 and weighing 130 pounds. Looked frail as ****. That was because of my high metabolism which I still do have. Then I started going to the gym lifting weights 4-5 times a week. Forced food down until I wanted to puke to get a good amount of good calories. After 2 years, I reached 165 muscular body. And with that high metabolism, almost all the weight gain is muscle.

Basically, not everyone is born equal, but you can always make the best out of it. Your "beta-ttitude" is a result of how much you want something. You and I will probably never achieve one of those magazine-worthy bodies, but with hard work we can get something better. The same applies in other aspects of life.

TL;DR Stop complaining and do something about it.
User avatar #197 to #181 - thisotherdude
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When did I ever imply that I wanted to change?
#215 to #197 - anon id: d7059e76
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When you started describing yourself in a negative way.
#180 to #9 - linktheherooftime
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User avatar #159 to #9 - greenwithenvy
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>cynical
>kind of an ass
>socially awkward beta

that doesn't seem possible to me, if you're an ass to people you're misunderstood alpha, beta's don't like drawing attention or causing a scene, which means being an ass.
User avatar #163 to #159 - thisotherdude
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It's more situational assholism, I would never dare start a conversation with someone I don't know or dislike.
#168 to #163 - greenwithenvy
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ahhh, so you have alpha-tendencies, just not fully converted, give it time.
ahhh, so you have alpha-tendencies, just not fully converted, give it time.
#145 to #9 - wiredrage
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did you just describe me?
#113 to #9 - anon id: a491cadd
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REXBLADE????
#108 to #9 - jeegusithus
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im actually 340 lbs and 6'3'' at 16. still i share personalities with everyone on this site(for the most) but this doesnt make me feel any better about my weight.
pic semi-related
#73 to #9 - xjosequeervox
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Kinda like him? That's my fiance
User avatar #74 to #73 - thisotherdude
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Well I actually know what the word haircut means, other than that I can't really see him all that well.
#76 to #74 - xjosequeervox
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I was trying to look for a picture of him where he isn't being weird, that's all I could really find.
User avatar #78 to #76 - thisotherdude
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Well my ribs are a bit more visible than his.
#89 to #78 - xjosequeervox
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There's an eh picture of me. I don't have my septum ring anymore and my hair is black now.
#332 to #89 - anon id: c24afd58
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9/10 would bang all nite
#207 to #89 - anon id: a591edcf
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KILLITKILLITKILLIT
User avatar #56 to #9 - dbBlues
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I think I might be the black you, assuming you're not black. Except the girlfriend thing, but my last one was 7 years ago and I'm 21 now, so we might as well be palette swaps of each other.
#59 to #56 - thisotherdude
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Well I am white and a fairly pale on at that, so the pallet swap comment is appropriate.
User avatar #45 to #9 - Rignoroth
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I wonder how many people on this site are exactly the same as you, because that describes me and all of my friends too
User avatar #292 to #45 - gtk
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What if everyone on this site is actually extremely skinny and could probably do very well socially had they not grown to love to internet so much.
#160 to #45 - lightninghedgehog
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Hi, how are ya?
#162 to #160 - Rignoroth
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fantastic, and you?   
any reason you picked me out of all these people?
fantastic, and you?
any reason you picked me out of all these people?
User avatar #164 to #162 - lightninghedgehog
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because i also fit said description
User avatar #46 to #45 - thisotherdude
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Considering how well we get along all things considered I'd say a very good amount.
User avatar #10 to #9 - doku
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that sounds troublesome
im sorry
User avatar #11 to #10 - thisotherdude
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Meh, I'm used to it.
User avatar #13 to #11 - doku
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ah c:
i guess i can relate in a way, too
im kinda chubby (i'm a girl) and i personally think my boobs are too big for my height (5'3", D36 or so)
and my friends and my crush always tell me im cute and im not fat at all
it makes me feel a little better about being disgusting and fat 8D
User avatar #54 to #13 - galaxiegal
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being ignorant about other countries manner of speaking aside, no real woman says the cup then size.... its 36D..... i suspect a guy trolling
User avatar #142 to #54 - doku
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as much as I'd love to entertain this, I really don't know what else to say?
I mean, the only honest answer I could give is that I don't give people my bra size often
I just threw it out there because I wanted to relate to him in some way because I'm silly
and I'm pretty sure I have a vagina
I checked easily because I'm wearing a skirt. It's my school uniform, haha.
#40 to #13 - anon id: 1a551899
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Shut the **** up you dumb attention whore
User avatar #14 to #13 - thisotherdude
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1. D36 isn't all the big in the grand scheme of things

2. Give me your weight and I'll determine if you're really a fatass from a scientific standpoint.
User avatar #15 to #14 - doku
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130ish lbs?
but my weight goes up and down because i have bad eating habits
(i forget to eat often because im always distracted )
User avatar #16 to #15 - thisotherdude
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Well medically speaking you're within ideal weight for your height (about 110-140), got a little blubber here and there but for the most part it's nowhere near landwhale, I'd say you're doing fairly well in terms of that, plenty people have a chub fetish.
User avatar #37 to #16 - brettyoke
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"My extraordinarily fast metabolism and aversion to exercise makes me look borderline malnourished"

"got a little blubber here and there but for the most part it's nowhere near landwhale"

lolwut
User avatar #43 to #37 - thisotherdude
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The first line was directed at myself, the second line was directed at her.
User avatar #18 to #16 - doku
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chub fetish?
Well thats a great way to look at it, lol
I'm mostly just got fat thighs though
Oh well
You seem smart, by the way //thumbs up
User avatar #35 to #18 - andywazowski
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You didn't know there were a fetish for chubby girls? Boy do you have a world to explore chubby is sexy!
User avatar #19 to #18 - thisotherdude
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Aye, my genius is truly a thing of awe, people should bow to me due to it. My humility on the other hand needs a little work.
User avatar #20 to #19 - doku
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I'm pretty smart myself o:
People tell me so all the time <:
I think what I need to work on is my narcissism and selfishness. lol
User avatar #183 to #20 - zaxzwim
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you also got to stop saying "lol" and other stupid crap like that
User avatar #22 to #20 - thisotherdude
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Me too... Also add my cynicism to that list, and my pessimism, my aversion to shaving, my racism, sexism, perversion, laziness, social awkwardness, mild sociopathy, introverted nature, being a bit of a cunt, hatred towards children, parents who don't hit their children, the smell of candles, the concept of candles... I think I could sum this up by saying I'm not a very likable person, which is exactly why I've never been on a date before. Hey, I suppose I got that going for me, I at least understand women don't date me because I'm a dick and not because "I'm a nice guy." That's more than most the people on this site are willing to admit.
User avatar #27 to #22 - xkronusx
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Oh god that description

Is literally about as close as you can get to describing myself

For example, friend just started dating this girl with a kid, no problem with the kid really, but every time the child acts out of line i'm just waiting for the mom to come across with a clean smack.

Never ends up happening, but i can't stand the kid being around.
User avatar #30 to #27 - thisotherdude
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I know bro, anytime you see some brat being a ******* brat and see the mom off in ******* lala land not even paying attention to the fact her precious little **** is pissing off everyone around them I ******* want to walk up to the mother and tell her to do her ******* job and discipline the goddamn kid.
User avatar #23 to #22 - doku
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At least you don't have Nice Guy Syndrome
I'm sure you'll find that right person eventually.
You just have to go where the wind takes you and be yourself, haha.
User avatar #28 to #23 - thisotherdude
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Only problem is the woman who would accept me for me would probably be mentally unstable, and I do not fancy spending every night listing in fear as she whispers to the rusty cleaver she cuddles with at night.
User avatar #29 to #28 - doku
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I don't think anyone would really fancy that!
But you've got to be less of a cynic, and look at things all brightly and stuff lol.
User avatar #32 to #29 - thisotherdude
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Can't, I have to be a cynic at all times, court ordered.
User avatar #288 to #32 - leglessturtle
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At least you have a good sense of humor
User avatar #33 to #32 - doku
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Aww, well that bites...
#188 to #33 - farfigschiter
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I hate you both
User avatar #266 to #188 - gabbeast
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I read it out of morbid curiosity.
#106 to #33 - anon id: 72a237c2
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That was probably the most dry adolescent conversation I have read in a very long time...Thank you for making me feel old
User avatar #138 to #106 - doku
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I'm sorry x:
#21 to #20 - anon id: c4ea1aa7
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I'm exactly like you except not an ass. I have the greatest GF ever. The OC? We do stuff like that every 15 minutes.