to my ex. Hey guys i recently made a youtube channel Would really help me if you viewed thanks =] www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vk2RUVYKt-U < My mob farm video. HA
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to my ex

Hey guys i recently made a youtube channel
Would really help me if you viewed thanks =]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vk2RUVYKt-U < My mob farm video

HA FEE I
HA FEE I
PBE I
ENOUGH...
POEM
HA FEE I
DIDN' T H UH
ENOUGH...
Allah' f! I THINK’
I' LL -59 WITH
THAT.
...
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Submitted: 05/17/2013
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#9 - slumberdonkey (05/18/2013) [+] (5 replies)
&gt;Be 17   
&gt;First girlfriend   
&gt;She's nice   
&gt;Date her for several months   
&gt;Talking on phone one night   
&gt;She starts talking about how she was going to get plastic surgery before she met me   
&gt;She asks if I still would have liked her   
&gt;I say no, because it wouldn't have been her   
&gt;She gets mad at me   
&gt;Starts screaming   
&gt;Hangs up phone   
&gt;Doesn't pick up any of my phone calls   
mfw i thought what I was saying was actually pretty romantic
>Be 17
>First girlfriend
>She's nice
>Date her for several months
>Talking on phone one night
>She starts talking about how she was going to get plastic surgery before she met me
>She asks if I still would have liked her
>I say no, because it wouldn't have been her
>She gets mad at me
>Starts screaming
>Hangs up phone
>Doesn't pick up any of my phone calls
mfw i thought what I was saying was actually pretty romantic
#10 to #9 - ventriloquist (05/18/2013) [-]
"I'd love you no matter what"
#5 - secretdestroyers (05/18/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Reminded me of Malloy...
User avatar #6 to #5 - girguy (05/18/2013) [-]
That show was unjustifiably unfunny
#17 - IamSofaKingdom (05/18/2013) [-]
I didn't find that funny or clever at all. Art style was ok I guess. Not a really entertaining post for me though.
I didn't find that funny or clever at all. Art style was ok I guess. Not a really entertaining post for me though.
#2 - anonymous (05/17/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Or maybe its because you dressed like a bear on every single ******* date.
#16 to #4 - ducksarekawaii (05/18/2013) [-]
That was one of the best reads I've had in awhile.
That was one of the best reads I've had in awhile.
#25 - rambomanthree (05/18/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Ex's suck... relationships in general just suck.

to all the guys on fj that are forever alone be thankful.. because i was forever alone and had no one until i met this girl last year and we had a **** ton in common. and it was doing well and i had honestly thought id found the person.. then ****** bam.. gone... and lemme tell you it's really humbling to watch the only person you have loved be ****** to you. and then you become insugnificant to them.. like you are just an ex..and you are like a charity friend to them at best.. the ****** that they stick around because they feel sorry for them... just a ****** ex of theirs. and then you watch them.. go out.. and be sucessful and do everything 1000 times better than you.and date other guys that are better than you in every way. and rub it in your face either delibrately or not...

I used to think that people who cried over heartbreak are pussies because i was never in a relationship before then... and trust me when i say i've been through a damn large share of **** ... Being dumped is the worst feeling possible. Felt like someone i knew close to me had died...

so.. to you.. forever alone guy.. (im now alone and damn happy that way kind of)

stay the **** out of relationships.. its like a fun roller coaster ride that launches you in a ******* spike pit at the end.. you are going to go through so much hell just to have a few months of happiness and illusion.. its not worth it man.. not at all.

just spare yourself trouble and listen to me
#1 - casadue ONLINE (05/17/2013) [-]
Well, it is a rhyming poem and here's the rhyme scheme:
AAAAAAB C
0
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#23 - bitchplzzz (05/18/2013) [-]
Why the **** is that ******* wearing a bear costume?
#20 - anonymous (05/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I have never been dumped before. Somehow I always dump the girl first and then regret it later.
User avatar #19 - RandomAnonGuy (05/18/2013) [-]
Am I the only guy here that legitimately tries to stay friends with his ex girlfriends, and is as upset when they drift out of contact as with any other close friend?
I emphasise "here" so that some asshole isn't like "Herp derp there's billions of guys so probably not"
#15 - raverr ONLINE (05/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Shut up Tibbers, Annie will cast you when she needs you.   
Like when her stun is up and an Ezreal comes near...   
So you can rape him.   
Yes...   
Rape...
Shut up Tibbers, Annie will cast you when she needs you.
Like when her stun is up and an Ezreal comes near...
So you can rape him.
Yes...
Rape...
#7 - pugsy (05/18/2013) [-]
this comes from the manchild in a bear costume
#3 - anonymous (05/18/2013) [-]
He reminds me of Butters from South Park.
User avatar #29 - joaomartins (05/18/2013) [-]
For **** sake , go bitch about your right hand on facebook !
#22 - felixjarl ONLINE (05/18/2013) [-]
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