Club penguin is for pimps. . sky I had a of on club penguin when I was like 10 and like 2 months into our relationship we thought it was time to bang and we wen Club penguin is for pimps sky I had a of on club when was like 10 and 2 months into our relationship we thought it time to bang wen
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I had a of on club penguin
when I was like 10 and like
2 months into our
relationship we thought it
was time to bang and we
went to his igloo and I sat
on his couch and he sat
on top of me but we both
had safe chat so it was
cool"
heia I equest- st .
We been laughing at this for 12 years
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#5 - kevandre
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A long, LONG time ago I had a girlfriend on Neopets. We talked a lot, I can honestly say she was the first girl I ever had true feelings for. She was from Chicago and I from Sacramento, and at our young ages it wasn't meant to be. She eventually left the website and me heartbroken. I swore off internet relationships after that.

Years later, I was doing a raid with /b/ on Omegle, and the trolling was great for some time. Eventually I got sick of that **** and decided to strike up a conversation with someone. Got to know this person, added each other's Facebooks... Got into an internet relationship even though I didn't want to. Months afterward, she moves to my area. We're getting married in 50 days exactly. I'm glad I didn't stop myself. I don't think anyone else could've made me as happy as my Fiancée.

True story.
#50 to #5 - anon id: 32c474a6
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My BF and I met online as well. We actually met in a Classic game on League of Legends, which I find pretty hilarious now. We've been dating for half a year and he's coming to visit me over the Summer (He lives near Dallas, TX, and I near Houston; he couldn't come visit before as we were both graduating). Online relationships can work out if you find the right person (Although I did have a bit of luck having him live in my same state).
User avatar #99 to #50 - kevandre
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Definitely, even though Texas is huge. I spent some time in Spring near Houston actually. Flattest place I've been in my life
#81 to #5 - anon id: 0e2e50fc
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*sniff* That's beautiful. I have an internet love too and her parents grounded her from the internet. I always know and call her my flower, but sometimes I wonder if I'd ever hear from her again. I'm just glad to hear it works out for some people.
User avatar #98 to #81 - kevandre
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Always keep up hope mayne
#101 to #5 - anon id: 64a009d4
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To Omegle!
#107 to #5 - badpeace
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That's ******* neat! Do you have any pictures of your lucky girl?
User avatar #10 to #5 - hajmahkra
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pics of the girl
#87 to #5 - longrustycock
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my sister got married in that mormon temple near folsom
#28 to #5 - darthblam
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Internet dreams CAN come true!   
   
   
   
   
Though I feel like mine never will...
Internet dreams CAN come true!




Though I feel like mine never will...
User avatar #96 to #28 - kevandre
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Believe in your self.

And in Jontron.
#38 to #5 - killerblue
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There is still hope in this world
User avatar #43 to #5 - nighkey
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Yeah, I met my husband on WoW, purely in character. We just happened to be playing ourselves in character.. He was a higher level than me, at the time. Back when 60 was badass and 70 was the cap. Level 8, him..55. I thought he was out of my league, sexiest hunter ever. XD Came for the wicked pet, stayed for the tauren attached. Our daughter wears 'future tank' shirts. XD!
User avatar #7 to #5 - dremnus
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.... Where in Sacramento is your wedding?
User avatar #8 to #7 - kevandre
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Actually going to be in Lincoln, I live in Roseville, just say Sacramento for simplicity's sake
User avatar #11 to #8 - dremnus
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There is a fair chance I've seen you in passing then.... Or maybe not I hardly leave my home. But I live in that same area.
User avatar #12 to #11 - kevandre
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Quite a possibility
User avatar #13 to #12 - dremnus
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There is always that odd chance.
User avatar #91 to #13 - foreverporkchop **User deleted account**
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You both make me miss NorCal. Grass Valley for life...
User avatar #26 to #5 - chewythewolftwo
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Goddamn. You just gave me so much hope.
My first real relationship started here on FJ, and though it didn't work out, it made me question online relationships. Then, sure enough, I ended up meeting another girl here whom I fell for in a big way. Though I'm nowhere near as lucky as you and probably never will be, I still get to meet her in 44 days and we'll be having a great time on vacation together.
User avatar #41 to #26 - mutzaki
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Who is it?
User avatar #48 to #41 - chewythewolftwo
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You know her. K.K. From our board days.
User avatar #53 to #48 - mutzaki
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Right, right, that's what I was thinking. Good for you, man.
User avatar #54 to #53 - chewythewolftwo
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We shall see how it goes. I'm hopeful that it will be nice. Well, I know it will be nice. I'm hopeful that it will be better than just nice, heh.
User avatar #97 to #26 - kevandre
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A lot of people just give up. It's amazing- it's usually when you don't expect it or are looking for it that love finds you.
User avatar #114 to #97 - chewythewolftwo
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I don't care how long it takes, I'll never give up on this girl.
Because even if we don't end up together, she's still the best goddamn friend I could ever ask for and I can love her for that in itself.
#9 to #5 - kasperscar
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Awesome story.
Awesome story.
#32 to #5 - irokk
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#39 to #5 - anon id: 7354f17b
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It's all a ruse. She's actually a serial killer and it going to add you to the collection.
User avatar #94 to #39 - kevandre
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She's had quite some time to try and kill me, and yet has not
#82 to #5 - vingorat
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#102 to #5 - EdwardNigma
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#37 to #5 - jeunechien
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I thought you were going to reveal that the second girl was actually the first. My expectations were too high I guess : (
I thought you were going to reveal that the second girl was actually the first. My expectations were too high I guess : (
User avatar #95 to #37 - kevandre
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I know, I thought that people might think that when I was writing it, and that would've been an interesting twist. But I'm going off the real story here and not what could be in my head. Still
User avatar #2 - nightmaren
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When I was on club penguin, I'd go on with the sole intention of getting a gf. I could never remember their usernames afterwords, but they were on my friends list nonetheless, and it got to the point where I was running 15-20 gfs at a time. Eventually I started picking up the pimp trade; you know, which hoes to pimp, which one's to pass up, that sort of thing.
User avatar #110 to #2 - forceman
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Thats exactly what i did on nick. com like 4 years ago good times
User avatar #25 to #2 - maycontainallergys
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I did the very same on habbo however one day i came on as jokes with a friend and this bitch walks right in like "hey baby" and my friend was like "who dis" in witch i responded "I don't know her just run"
#3 to #2 - ninjabeaver
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#20 - wackaboom
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User avatar #111 to #20 - Schadenfreude
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What bothers me the most about this is the spelling... What have you done to me, internet?
#4 - brettyoke
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#14 - wackaboom
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#1 - Cleavland Steamer
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#17 - wackaboom
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#62 - stormtrooperbob
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Nothing beats runescape dating.
User avatar #106 to #62 - Underneath
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I had a runescape relationship that lasted two years. He was a really cool guy. I wish I knew his full name.
User avatar #69 to #62 - misticalz
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PRESS 123 FOR BF!
#78 to #62 - blackmanrollipolli
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my childhood was just rustled
#19 - wackaboom
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