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#6 - yunablade (05/17/2013) [+] (4 replies)
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People for a whole year during elemental school where convinced I showered only when it rained.

To this day I have no idea how the heck they were so convinced about that, I NEVER bathe as a kid.
#7 to #6 - ningyoaijin (05/17/2013) [-]
Damn, elemental school sounds badass.
User avatar #17 - finding (05/17/2013) [+] (3 replies)
When I was in middle school we had styrofoam lunch trays and after I finished my food I'd go to the bathroom, wash it off, and save it for a science project I had to do.
Someone saw me taking it too the bathroom and spread a rumor saying that I eat my lunch trays because I lacked some sort of vitamin..

For an entire week 70% of the lunch room gave me their lunch trays after they finished eating because they thought I'd get sick if I didn't eat enough trays...
#30 - oddygnak (05/17/2013) [+] (3 replies)
when I was 15, rumors suggested that I was going out with like 10 different girls aged between 13 and 19
mfw I'm 17 and have still never had a gf
User avatar #2 - dickbewt (05/17/2013) [+] (6 replies)
I once heard a rumour I shat in a milk carton and drank it for a dare.
#14 - coionel (05/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
after getting a concussion playing basketball in school I heard a rumor that i landed on my tooth which hit a nerve which shot a shock into my brain killing me
#22 - zhao (05/17/2013) [+] (8 replies)
I remember back in high school. I was skipping the first 3 school days, and when i got to the school,  there was a rumor going on about me being a big black burglar named "Jovantay" from Chicago....    
<---- My face... im asian...
I remember back in high school. I was skipping the first 3 school days, and when i got to the school, there was a rumor going on about me being a big black burglar named "Jovantay" from Chicago....
<---- My face... im asian...
User avatar #23 - gomugomuno (05/17/2013) [-]
my friend was in a small car accident and someone spread the rumor that he was dead. i told him about it then he didn't come in for a week and then he final came dressed as a zombie and got sent home for being dresses inappropriately.
User avatar #4 - ninjask (05/17/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Rumour going around school that I have a huge collection of teddy bears which I use as sex dolls.
#24 - destaice (05/17/2013) [+] (4 replies)
A rumor that I was gay even though I'm openly gay....   
   
Like...what?
A rumor that I was gay even though I'm openly gay....

Like...what?
#9 - kaliedascope (05/17/2013) [+] (2 replies)
back in my freshman year there was rumor going around that i didn't have any nipples
#93 - samxdaxman (05/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Y'all ain't got **** on me.
So here's the real story. in 8th grade, my friends and I were in art class. One of my friends had a speech impediment. I forget why, but he said "Eat my cookies" and I misunderstood as "eat my pussy." I said "dude, did you say eat my pussy?" and the teacher heard. I didn't get in trouble at all. But one of my other friends has a ****** up mind and came up with this:
The rumor was that I stood up on the table, ripped off my shirt, started twisting my nipples, and shouted "EAT MY PUSSY." The teacher told me to get down and I responded by slapping her in the face with my dick.

PEOPLE ACTUALLY BELIEVED IT(albeit in lower grades, like 6th grade). I played along, and now a handful of people 2 grades below me think I'm a psychotic rapist.
User avatar #88 - habasparkz (05/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
People thought I died once. They was a ceremony at the school for my death. I cannot make this up.
#50 - isradam (05/17/2013) [+] (3 replies)
People think I'm a goody two-shoes. I just don't fancy getting raped in jail, otherwise they would all be dead.
People think I'm a goody two-shoes. I just don't fancy getting raped in jail, otherwise they would all be dead.
#54 to #50 - triggathepirate (05/17/2013) [-]
This comment be so edgy, I cut me self reading it.
This comment be so edgy, I cut me self reading it.
User avatar #19 - dieanons (05/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
In 7th grade, someone told me they'd heard a rumor that I stuck my pinky in my best friends butt hole
#68 - fattben (05/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
People were spreading rumors that I made poop.
#41 - comentator (05/17/2013) [-]
While I was in high school, there was a rumor that I had banged three hot chicks in our school. Needless to say, I'm still virgin.
User avatar #97 - maxismahname (05/17/2013) [-]
there was this rumor when I was in 5th grade that I masturbated. It really pissed me off
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#10 - obliviousduck (05/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
People thought I got my dog drunk and ran it over with a tractor..   
   
I _ accidentally_  got it drunk..
People thought I got my dog drunk and ran it over with a tractor..

I _ accidentally_ got it drunk..
#91 - gustaviaable (05/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
That I hate homosexuals. Just because I said to my friend he was a big faggot and now apparently the entire school now thinks he's gay and that I hate homosexuals. Sometimes it feels like I am the only person who hangs on the internet in my enviroment.
That I hate homosexuals. Just because I said to my friend he was a big faggot and now apparently the entire school now thinks he's gay and that I hate homosexuals. Sometimes it feels like I am the only person who hangs on the internet in my enviroment.
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