Christian Denominations. Not OC. For what it's worth, I am a Christian who considers this to be a sadly accurate portrayal of the common Protestant denomination
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Christian Denominations

Not OC. For what it's worth, I am a Christian who considers this to be a sadly accurate portrayal of the common Protestant denominational mentality. The 'funny' is the absurd irony of such snobbery (which also extends to every ahistorically-minded people group regardless of religious belief that thinks it is better than others).

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Submitted: 05/16/2013
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#2 - kokkodellrrisch (05/16/2013) [+] (3 replies)
#38 - diddymonster (05/17/2013) [+] (6 replies)
we've all done this
User avatar #8 - malhaloc ONLINE (05/16/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Sad but true
#4 - mudkipfucker ONLINE (05/16/2013) [+] (6 replies)
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None of those worship Talos
#6 - captainpatters (05/16/2013) [-]
Nigger, do you even WOLOLOLO
#18 - heeaen (05/16/2013) [-]
+15
#49 - emperorervinmar **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (3 replies)
#26 - thisotherdude (05/17/2013) [+] (10 replies)
Judaism, the religion that believes even atheists get into heaven so long as they aren't dicks in life.
Judaism, the religion that believes even atheists get into heaven so long as they aren't dicks in life.
#103 - pxthreezerothree (05/17/2013) [-]
And the Catholic Church is all like "In b4 schisms"
User avatar #51 - YllekNayr (05/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Wow. 2 posts ago, there's a post involving evolution. Doesn't even mention religion.
Huge angry shitstorm.

This one directly makes a joke towards Christianity.
Comment section is all happy with references to 40k and Skyrim.

What the fuck.
#35 - whendoubting (05/17/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Sorry to be the party pooper, and maybe there were some branches for a while in the beginning, but for the better part of 1300 years it was all just the catholic church going on crusades and generally being dicks. The chart would look more like a straight line that exploded at the end.
#71 to #35 - beren (05/17/2013) [-]
Sorry to party poop your party, but that is just poor history, my good man. There were multiple significant heretical splits in the first few centuries of Christianity. Just why do you think the councils came together to creedalize the faith? In light of certain misinterpretations, they felt the need to clarify the orthodox understanding of Christianity. Consider, as some examples, the Gnostics, Montanists, and Arians. Coptic (non-Nicene) Christians endure in Northeast Africa to this very day.

Although, yes, to be fair, the Protestant Reformation in the 15th and 16th centuries were the beginning of a divisive movement that would make the splits of the first few centuries look like a joke, considering that there are now over thousands of denominations in existence in the West.
User avatar #130 - notapeopleperson (05/17/2013) [+] (22 replies)
At least us Catholics can say that we're at the far left of that tree...
#126 - anonymous (05/17/2013) [-]
[smallThe Lord of Light is the one true God[small]
#39 - anonymous (05/17/2013) [+] (6 replies)
A post insulting religion? Better thumbs it up.- Atheistfags
1. WBC give more money to charity according to Income Tax Returns than any other group of people in the World, Atheists give the least amount of money to Charity according to Income Tax Returns.
2. Atheists mass-murdered over over 300 million people in the World (over 80 million people were mass murdered by Atheists in China alone) last century, WBC mass-murdered exactly zero amount of people in the past.
3. Members of THE Church Of JESUS CHRIST Of Latter Day Saints believe in keeping the commandments of Jesus Christ, Atheists believe in whatever happens to strike their fancy.
4. Atheists are part of a death-cult, WBC are part of a life affirming Church. Simple as that.

WBC : 4
Atheists : 0

God bless.
User avatar #42 to #39 - shaddz ONLINE (05/17/2013) [-]
either the anon trolls are getting really good with these posts or this guy is a fucking moron
#22 - ostemad (05/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
One of the things i love the most about my home country (and the rest of Scandinavia is) that as long as you're doing your job right and contribute to society, people don't give a fuck about what you're worshiping. It's a personal thing and people respect that unless you're trying to push your beliefs on them.
User avatar #145 - frenetic (05/17/2013) [+] (18 replies)
I was raised Roman Catholic but given the vast amounts of religions and how they all think they're right I've come to my own conclusions. I simply believe I was created by some form of higher being i'll call God. I don't know it's name, or even exactly what it wants me to do, but I'm grateful it made me and i'll just try to be as little of an asshole as possible while enjoying life. I don't know if whatever made me made the entire universe as well, though if it did I believe it made the big bang happen and then let all the scientific shit like evolution take it's course. I have no idea whether reincarnation happens or what the afterlife would be like(if there was one at all). Purpose? Who knows. Do we need one? Personally I just enjoy my life and all the hobbies and shit I have. Miracles: Most are either fake or based on luck or science. But that doesn't mean that maybe an unexplainable one can't be real. Take it with a grain of salt. "Why would God allow this to happen?" God gave us free choice, it's through our and others' actions(Chaos Theory and whatnot) and chance that certain events come to be. If God took away even one bad guys choice than it's not free will is it? Anyway that's what I've come to believe. Basically that I don't know jack shit other than something made me. I don't know how it works but thinking human beings have the intelligence to understand something that's supposed to be that much of a higher being is the biggest arrogance I've ever heard. I know, I know, the internet hates opinions but I figured I'd just share what I've come up with. Everyone believes(or doesn't believe) what they want.
#133 - yunonomynameeh (05/17/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Not even trying to be a dick -but I've always wondered how Jesus ended up being white.
User avatar #121 - logicstrike (05/17/2013) [-]
it's sad when you have to explain joke, not because people wont get it, but because without context it will cause a shitstorm.
User avatar #76 - turbodoosh ONLINE (05/17/2013) [-]
All I saw was the letter E...
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