Christian Denominations. Not OC. For what it's worth, I am a Christian who considers this to be a sadly accurate portrayal of the common Protestant denomination Christian Denominations Not OC For what it's worth I am a who considers this to be sadly accurate portrayal of the common Protestant denomination
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Christian Denominations. Not OC. For what it's worth, I am a Christian who considers this to be a sadly accurate portrayal of the common Protestant denomination

Not OC. For what it's worth, I am a Christian who considers this to be a sadly accurate portrayal of the common Protestant denominational mentality. The 'funny' is the absurd irony of such snobbery (which also extends to every ahistorically-minded people group regardless of religious belief that thinks it is better than others).

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#2 - kokkodellrrisch
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#3 to #2 - beren [OP]
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#37 to #2 - gayboard
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#27 to #2 - wamegor
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#38 - diddymonster
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we've all done this
#46 to #38 - anon id: 4f907f52
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start on an actress, end up on quantum entanglement and the entire history of Africa.

I'm pretty sure that last one is one of the longest articles on wikipedia.
User avatar #57 to #38 - deathcampforjewtie
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I made a game out of it: hit random picture for 2 tabs of Wikipedia, try to get from one to the other using only links, in as few clicks as you can.
#238 to #57 - anon id: e518a8ec
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They call that a Wikipedia Race bro, it's way more fun with a friend
User avatar #193 to #38 - AnAnonForLife
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If you click the first hyper linked word on any Wikipedia page over and over, you eventually always end up on philosophy.
#219 to #38 - maebarakeichi
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It happened to me on youtube
User avatar #101 to #38 - diroccodoodleedoo
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TvTropes
User avatar #8 - malhaloc
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Sad but true
#4 - mudkipfucker
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None of those worship Talos
User avatar #19 to #4 - ireallylikepotatoe
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I used to have that wallpaper.

Then got mad that that faggot had to put "lol" in it.
User avatar #102 to #19 - theguywhofarted
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That "LoL" standed for Love our lord
User avatar #65 to #4 - deathcampforjewtie
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Are those.......dead high elves?
#88 to #65 - anon id: 0f10c423
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yes
User avatar #89 to #88 - deathcampforjewtie
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Nice.....Thalmor or assorted?
User avatar #124 to #89 - torchictoucher
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Hopefully all Thalmor
#6 - captainpatters
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******, do you even WOLOLOLO
#18 - heeaen
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User avatar #70 to #49 - themaaster
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I guess things change when it the Christians making fun of themselves. And that the joke doesn't really make fun of having faith.
User avatar #91 to #70 - thereoncewasaman
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things don't really change when it's the christians making fun of themselves, people just react differently. It's pretty irritating when you see an atheist post and its full of people shouting my religion is right and you are wrong, and then shouting we should all just leave each other alone as soon as they are proven wrong.
Extra point; christianity is the vast majority in the US, where I live, (its supposedly around 80-85%) and yet you hear complaints (although often mainly from those crazy fundamentalists) that atheism (10% of the population) is threatening them and their ideals. How lame can you get?
User avatar #266 to #91 - mayormilkman
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I'm sure it's a minority that makes those claims. Plus, a good amount of the "atheist" posts weren't meant to even be funny.
#26 - thisotherdude
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Judaism, the religion that believes even atheists get into heaven so long as they aren't dicks in life.
Judaism, the religion that believes even atheists get into heaven so long as they aren't dicks in life.
#28 to #26 - anon id: fa5ee7bb
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Is that true? If so, that's awesome.
User avatar #29 to #28 - thisotherdude
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Yeah, it pretty much says so long as they're a good person your beliefs are completely irrelevant.
User avatar #33 to #29 - taintedangel
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See, that's what Heaven/Nirvana/Paradise should be like.
#61 to #33 - lolwhatusername
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Despite being raised a Catholic, I've always believed that the "good ending" of the afterlife could be achieved by just being a good person.
My favorite native american quote:
A priest was giving a speech to a native american about how Christianity was the way to eternal salvation.
Native:"So if I had never known about this, but lived a good life, would I still get into heaven?"
Priest: "Well, yes, of course."
Native: "Then why did you tell me?"
User avatar #72 to #61 - beren [OP]
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I realize that I can't force you to do anything, but I urge you to reconsider your understanding of the Christian faith. If you are attempting to build on anything resembling orthodox Christianity, then you should realize that being a "good" person will achieve nothing for us, and that our only hope for salvation is the atoning death of Jesus. I personally believe that there is significant biblical warrant for the idea that people who have not heard the Gospel will at the very least be judged less harshly (and that conversely those who know the Gospel very well will be judged more strictly), but it is also dubious that such ignorance can lead to salvation, and it is certain that if you know and subsequently reject the Gospel that you will not be saved.

Again, if you just want to believe that good people will get into heaven, then go ahead and believe it. But if you are trying to be faithful to historical, biblical Christianity, then I urge you to reconsider.
User avatar #79 to #72 - appleboom
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To help you out, here is a rhetorical question.
Did Hitler think he was evil?
#271 to #79 - lolwhatusername
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That reminds me of "East of Eden." Often the characters would either realize their evil and try to change, or know that they're evil and indulge in the fact. We can never really know what Hitler thought of himself. Regardless, I understand what you were going at.
User avatar #282 to #271 - appleboom
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Great movie. Hope to read the book some day.
User avatar #32 to #26 - secretdestroyers
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Sorry, it's not gonna work if you regularly visit a site that worships Hitler and has an 'antisemitism' channel.
#59 to #26 - deathcampforjewtie
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Read Jewish
Dug this out.
#103 - pxthreezerothree
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And the Catholic Church is all like "In b4 schisms"
User avatar #51 - YllekNayr
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Wow. 2 posts ago, there's a post involving evolution. Doesn't even mention religion.
Huge angry *********.

This one directly makes a joke towards Christianity.
Comment section is all happy with references to 40k and Skyrim.

What the ****.
#232 to #51 - bamsebjornen
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