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User avatar #38 - kasperscar (05/17/2013) [-]
Why the fuck does no one aim to piss in the bowl of the toilet and not piss on the set.
Disregarding the Splits. (Pissing in two directions at once) Happened to me, Not a great thing to ask your friend where he keeps the toilet paper when you have pissed all over his bathroom.
#47 to #38 - deathofnight (05/17/2013) [-]
Bitch do you have any idea how hard its to aim? You think we have a damn sniper rifle when in reality we have a sawn-off shotgun with birdshot ammo.

Mfw your a dumbass.
#60 to #47 - clockworkhearts (05/17/2013) [-]
If I can piss standing up with the seat down whilst having a vagina and therefore no fucking hose-like piece of flesh to aim with, you can do it to. Don't give me that birdshot crap, do you have any idea what labia do to your stream?
If I can piss standing up with the seat down whilst having a vagina and therefore no fucking hose-like piece of flesh to aim with, you can do it to. Don't give me that birdshot crap, do you have any idea what labia do to your stream?
#67 to #60 - simplygabriele (05/17/2013) [-]
I must ask... Why?
I must ask... Why?
#69 to #67 - clockworkhearts (05/18/2013) [-]
For science
For science
User avatar #65 to #60 - kasperscar (05/17/2013) [-]
*high five*
User avatar #71 to #70 - kasperscar (05/19/2013) [-]
What?
User avatar #48 to #47 - kasperscar (05/17/2013) [-]
How am I a dumbass?
Your the one that cannot aim your dick to piss.
User avatar #55 to #48 - ichbinzweijahrealt (05/17/2013) [-]
Every point you were trying to discuss about was dismissed inmediately after I read "your" instead of "you're"
User avatar #56 to #55 - kasperscar (05/17/2013) [-]
Oh FUCK. Ok Shit, I cannot believe i made that mistake. Thankyou for pointing that out.
User avatar #49 to #48 - deathofnight (05/17/2013) [-]
1. Everyone aims for the bowl.
2. Its not a 100% aiming perfection gun.
3. You pissed on the seat while we put it up.
4. Your still a dumbass.
User avatar #50 to #49 - kasperscar (05/17/2013) [-]
The splits.
The stream of piss splits, Giving a uncontrollable two stream flow of urine. It completely missed the toilet, the only way to not have missed, Was to of sat down, and urinate.
1.Not everyone.
2.Of course, Yet if you have "half a brain" You can aim it well enough so that it does not spill onto the seat.
3.I didn't piss on the seat, I missed every single part of the toilet.
4.How in anyway am i a Dumbass.
User avatar #52 to #50 - deathofnight (05/17/2013) [-]
Can someone help him understand? I'm done trying.
User avatar #53 to #52 - kasperscar (05/17/2013) [-]
2edgy4u.
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