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User avatar #2 - simplygabriele (05/17/2013) [-]
I never got this. Why is it "inconsiderate" or a "douche move" if the seat is left up? It's a good idea for men to put it up before pissing cause otherwise there are idiots who just piss all over the place or just accidental drips. So if guys forget to put it back down, why not just do it yourself? It takes a second. And the "Oh I didn't look and I nearly fell in!" is ******** . Would you be happier if you sat down on a pissed-on seat? Look before you put your behind on anything, seriously.
User avatar #26 to #2 - cryingchicken (05/17/2013) [-]
Plus it really pisses me off when 300lb bitches be like "omg i nearly fell in hurr"... Hoe! Your fat-ass don't fit down there, stop lying to yourself.
User avatar #66 to #26 - simplygabriele (05/17/2013) [-]
Exactly! It's impossible, no matter what your butt size is. You just plop your ass on the cold porcelain and that's the end of the story. Exactly why no one ever says that they actually "fell in" and got their ass wet.
#14 to #2 - CHODYTHEBLAKGUY (05/17/2013) [-]
i love you for this. i never once thought about it this way and as a man i feel retarded for not thinking of this. be my new bestfriend. i will make you the sandwich if you are woman or man for this
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