and it gets better origin. This is what the comments were about in case any one was wondering..... MFW i read the comments on my other post and I've turned everyone into a satanist. I'm a devout christian
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#1 - dgarcia (05/16/2013) [+] (11 replies)
MFW i read the comments on my other post and I've turned everyone into a satanist. I'm a devout christian
MFW i read the comments on my other post and I've turned everyone into a satanist. I'm a devout christian
#35 - CIS White Male (05/17/2013) [+] (2 replies)
This week on I Didn't Know I Was a Satanist!
#3 - mudkipfucker ONLINE (05/16/2013) [-]
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<reminded me of this

But seriously Satanism sounds pretty cool
#23 - Jratycom (05/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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Satanism is about living for yourself, and not god.
There are, of course, those that get into it because it's cool or whatever.

The one's I've met are nicer than most Christians.
User avatar #6 - dxninjaxo (05/16/2013) [-]
i went on You need to login to view this link at satan seems like a pretty cool guy who doesn't afraid of anything
User avatar #14 - occamsrazor (05/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I think religion is great for anyone who truly needs their morals written down
#80 - Coolinbny (05/17/2013) [+] (9 replies)
So... is Funnyjunk officially Satanist?
So... is Funnyjunk officially Satanist?
#147 - snatchsander (05/17/2013) [-]
Funnyjunk this past week: " **** i'm a Satanist"
#174 - capnwetnipples (05/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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i worship boobs
#113 - motherfuckingkenji (05/17/2013) [-]
User avatar #50 - disturbedfan (05/17/2013) [+] (5 replies)
I'm Christian and after doing a little research, I don't really have any major issue with non-theistic Satanism.

This was put to the test today though when my best friend (who was already an atheist) came out to me and a buddy as to considering becoming a non-theistic Satanist. I think he was a little worried I would freaked out or something, but much to his (and mine a little also) surprise I wasn't.

Guess that what I'm trying to say here is, WE CAN ALL GET ALONG, no matter what faith we follow.
User avatar #137 - hugora (05/17/2013) [+] (2 replies)
That's the way Lucifer thought of humans, ingrate beings.
User avatar #151 to #137 - samthediv ONLINE (05/17/2013) [-]
Can you really blame him?
#54 - bigsaltyballs ONLINE (05/17/2013) [-]
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#30 - yofutofu ONLINE (05/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
so op, hows the 8th grade?
#31 to #30 - CIS White Male (05/17/2013) [-]
So, how's the repost going?
#186 - rprol (05/17/2013) [-]
I'm becoming more and more inclined to join this.
#182 - babuger (05/17/2013) [-]
This week on "I didn't know I was a Satanist."
#181 - stiltsformidgets (05/17/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Lucifer is only seen as a bad guy because god holds grudges. All satan asked of god is to be able to interfere with humans, have more direct control instead of sitting back and watching them kill each other, he also disagreed how everyone (including the angels) were forced to worship and serve god, with severe conciquences if they didn't. So what did god do? Stripped this beautiful angel, the bringer of light of his wings and turned him in a foul beast. Cast him down to the centre of the earth where he'll feel pain for his actions for all eternity, then claim that all evil comes from him. Lucifer simply questioned god, and god gave him the power to question him then abandoned him for simply having different views, he was pretty-much a freedom fighter.
By the way, this is just my take on the fiction, i do not believe this happened what-so-ever.
User avatar #156 - anonymoose ONLINE (05/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Is it me or does Satanism just jump on common trends already found in society?

"Be nice to nice people"
"Don't hit children"
"If someone is a dick in your house, kick them out"

They aren't so much rules as commonly done things to try and rope people into the church.
User avatar #159 to #156 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (05/17/2013) [-]

It's a lot easier to understand when you view Satanism as a philosophy more than a religion. Basically, it just teaches you that while there is no such thing as perfection, that's no excuse not to reach for it, and that everyone is capable of becoming a god in their own right through self-empowerment, discipline, and knowledge
User avatar #119 - ruebezahl (05/17/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Looks like the vast majority of the world is following at least this part of satanism, because I sure as hell don't see many people who love everyone or who turn the other cheek to their enemies.
User avatar #40 - whoovesthedoctor (05/17/2013) [+] (4 replies)
If an injury has to be done to a man it should be so severe that his vengeance need not be feared.
Niccolo Machiavelli
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