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User avatar #57 - burningsmurfs
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(05/17/2013) [-]
Smoking outside a store. Girl walks by, says hey I like your shirt. Think about my girlfriend inside the store. Feel bummed I don't get too many opportunities to flirt anymore since I'm usually with the girlfriend. Like an idiot say "D'oh, thanks" out loud. Girl gives me a weird look and then smiles and walks off. Think smooth man, real smooth to myself.