Irritable Bowel Syndrome. This woman has balls. did you know? A mexican Vernen successfully performed a Caesarean section en herself with only a few shots of ma like most girls ive been with
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User avatar #1 - legionofbronies
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If that woman had balls she wouldnt have a baby.
#52 to #1 - anon id: b475d8f8
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Or we could be talking about the two ovaries which are in the shape of balls. We can also be talking about the eggs inside the ovaries, which of course is also in the shape of balls. Which just means that all females have more balls than a guy of course O:
#131 to #1 - anonmynous
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Why do you think she need a cesarian? To protect her giant balls
User avatar #2 to #1 - krasnogvardiech
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He wouldn't have been a woman, either.
User avatar #4 - Cleavland Steamer
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Did she name her kid Lil' Caesar?
User avatar #71 to #4 - killjoyzzz
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Chipotle.

Chipotle is a better name for a mexican.
#82 to #71 - anon id: aeb664de
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Maybe Hot Dog.
User avatar #50 to #4 - stafeezy
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probably Caesarito
#70 to #4 - anon id: aeb664de
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Why?
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#78 - poniesareghey
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#16 - hObOjO
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Why didnt Lori just do this?
#18 to #16 - lazragoon
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I haven't seen the 3rd season yet, but I know about her death and the baby and stuff. It just leaves me wondering, why doesn't anyone else do it? I mean, Hershel's probably had to perform a C-Section on an animal at some point? And that would be better than nothing.
#19 to #18 - anon id: c23dbe52
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Go watch and you'll see its not as easy as someone with experience doing it. The group gets attacked by walkers and everyone gets seperated.
#20 to #19 - lazragoon
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Jesus ****, they can't seem to make or find a secure place anywhere. Like seriously, put her in a cell and lock it with everyone inside, then just shoot everything that tries to come in.
#96 to #20 - anon id: 70efb929
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you do realize that ammo can run out, right?
and then there's also the food issue
#137 to #96 - lazragoon
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Even if the ammo runs out, didn't they pick up a big bag of ******* weapons? Or did those magically disappear too. Its how many survivors against mindless zombies, they need to figure it out. Also, getting pregnant isn't exactly a good motive in the zombie world, she should have swallowed the pills like they were Mike N Ikes.
User avatar #57 to #16 - TheOriginalNerd
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they did it to her

she died
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#107 to #16 - rocknipples
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User avatar #17 to #16 - mrgoodlove [OP]
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Because Lori was a useless human being
#27 to #17 - anon id: 776ef66c
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To be fair almost everyone in the show is a complete retard, some of them emotionally.
#3 - rota
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the liquor surely was good for the child
#32 to #3 - anon id: 05f3e295
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you are aware that she was in labor right?
User avatar #9 to #3 - zakaizer
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He probably wan't in there long enough to absorb the 'goodness' of the alcohol before he was cut out
User avatar #6 to #3 - stallwallwriter
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Well, being stuck in the womb was probably the worse option.
#61 - mrtoxiic
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HFW
User avatar #62 to #61 - mrgoodlove [OP]
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His job looks ruff
User avatar #111 to #62 - strangesir
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He probably has his boss barking at him all day.
User avatar #113 to #111 - mrgoodlove [OP]
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Yea and I'm sure he's tired after working like a dog all day
#54 - GnRNoD
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Are you sure she's the only one?
User avatar #101 to #54 - Troubadour
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It grossed me the **** out when the alien's embryonic fluid went spilling into her gaping stomach.
User avatar #55 to #54 - mrgoodlove [OP]
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Pretty sure she had a futuristic machine
User avatar #56 to #55 - GnRNoD
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Yeah she did... but she C-cection an alien out of herself.
User avatar #64 to #56 - thedudeistheman
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Don't forget to mention she had hardly any anesthesia. She had that numbing spray, but it hardly did anything, then had it stapled shut.
#73 to #64 - varrlegrimscythe
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And don't forget the machine was only calibrated for a males body.
#93 to #73 - morskoj
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WHY
WHY
User avatar #75 to #73 - varrlegrimscythe
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*male's
User avatar #67 to #64 - xelenger
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Then she should have used liquor
Also: movie
User avatar #68 to #67 - thedudeistheman
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Actually, this was a documentary about the future, so it'll be real.
#84 to #68 - Kanoah
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User avatar #91 to #84 - thedudeistheman
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Don't you give me that look Tommy.
#94 to #91 - memeaholic
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you are taking sci-fi way too serious, my friend   
myself, for instance, I already gave up on one day still using one of those flying skateboards from Back to the Future...   
somethings just won't happen   
just like that awful fake c-section   
for christ's sake, the machine stappled her close from a cut deep to the womb
you are taking sci-fi way too serious, my friend
myself, for instance, I already gave up on one day still using one of those flying skateboards from Back to the Future...
somethings just won't happen
just like that awful fake c-section
for christ's sake, the machine stappled her close from a cut deep to the womb
User avatar #98 to #94 - schneidend
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Well, it also sealed all the incisions back together and THEN stapled them, if I recall correctly.
User avatar #95 to #94 - thedudeistheman
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Ah, but my friend, the staples were just really long, and they reached the womb.

And you thought I was a dumb.
User avatar #99 to #95 - memeaholic
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ok, guys, you win
why should I be mad anyways? she saved the world in the end
and now I can come back to dream with my flying skateboard
User avatar #138 to #99 - GnRNoD
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I saw you had two thumbs down for speaking your opinion, and i thougth i'll give him a thumbs up... but then i re-read your post and realized you gave up on hooverboards WHY DO YOU EVEN WANT TO LIVE THEN?
User avatar #72 - suiker
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Damn those Mexicans really do love the cheap solutions
User avatar #76 to #72 - mrgoodlove [OP]
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Idunno... it must have been pretty expensive liquor
#81 - mrfishie
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Anyone else think of this scene from Prometheus?
#125 to #81 - CHODYTHEBLAKGUY
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very hopeful that the baby came out of this mexican lady as a giant squidoctopusalienthing just like from prometheus
User avatar #83 to #81 - mrgoodlove [OP]
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#5 - areandara
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not sure if related
User avatar #7 to #5 - mrgoodlove [OP]
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It surprises me how little I can fap to...
User avatar #10 to #7 - chaossniper
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according to your profile pic i say 10 to 12
#11 to #10 - mrgoodlove [OP]
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This image has expired
I like my women in their prime. You know...2, 3, 5, 7
User avatar #29 to #7 - derkarus
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It surprises me how little I CAN'T fap to.


I masturbate to a lot of things.