Sex Life. "After solving that problem, the parents tackled another: the little boy had the unholy habit of wetting his bed"-How to Win Friends and Inf
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"After solving that problem, the parents tackled another: the little boy had the unholy habit of wetting his bed"-How to Win Friends and Influence People by Dale Carnegie... well, i think i am gonna be single this year.

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#4 - pugasawrus (05/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
"Now grab the tenderized sausage, do not forget to coat it in olive oil."

Why did I have to be next to a cookbook?
User avatar #1 - nockae (05/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
"Yet somehow she felt calmer than she ever had in Harrenhall."
#53 - alkonius (05/16/2013) [-]
Always ask what the acid is cut with, as a lot of acid is cut with either speed or strychnine.
-The Anarchist Cookbook
#54 - xlikeabossx (05/16/2013) [-]
"On these 2 commandments, hang all the Law and the Prophets"......
#41 - dekonx (05/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
"Now this is the hearing for an alleged rape." Xanth, A spell for Chameleon
#18 - anonymous (05/16/2013) [-]
What if I apply the lowering operator repeatedly?
User avatar #6 - satanisthesavior (05/16/2013) [-]
I'm going to ignore the characters speaking. Also, I'm including the incomplete sentence before the complete one for effect.

"Holy shit. He's remembering the "gay" question." - Fifty Shades of Grey
User avatar #56 - TheProtector (05/17/2013) [-]
"The following sections focus on exactly what happens to data as it moves from source to destination"

-Cisco Routing Protocols and Concepts

Sooo, how babies are made?
#55 - akjunker (05/17/2013) [-]
"We followed the same procedure for employment growth and job openings."   
   
-50 best college majors for a secure future.
"We followed the same procedure for employment growth and job openings."

-50 best college majors for a secure future.
#48 - willcutting (05/16/2013) [-]
"Pour le moment, la Galerie l'attirait comme un refuge"
Translation "Right now, the gallery attracted him like a refuge"

Wait wat ?
#46 - tidaldiamond (05/16/2013) [-]
" As I padded down the hall listening out for mum and dad, I heard a muffled scream"
" As I padded down the hall listening out for mum and dad, I heard a muffled scream"
#44 - scant (05/16/2013) [-]
"He took three fast mouthfuls, the pores on the arid plain of his tongue widening and clamoring at the shock of the water, some of it spilling down his chin and onto the tee-shirt he wore, and then she drew it away from him."
User avatar #43 - julior (05/16/2013) [-]
translated from german: "Well, one who buys something to eat after hours of drinking has to anticipate suffering in the next morning"
User avatar #42 - brosbeforeholes (05/16/2013) [-]
"Are you scared, Sayaka?"
#40 - anonymous (05/16/2013) [-]
Vast armies give battle in His name on uncounted worlds.
#39 - anonymous (05/16/2013) [-]
"The abilities described in the ancient Sith language are new and astonishing." - Book of the Sith. What?
User avatar #38 - guiguito (05/16/2013) [-]
he also looked for forcefully taking power
well i guess rape is on the way
#37 - happyskaskin (05/16/2013) [-]
My book Microsoft Server 2012 >.<
#36 - anonymous (05/16/2013) [-]
Before I even knew her boyfriend was dead...me gusta?
User avatar #7 - oohbla (05/16/2013) [-]
"can you hear that?" yeah i can thats the sound of me bangin all the bitches
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