Turtles. .. I thought they were spiders at first.
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#10 - John Cena (05/16/2013) [-]
#136 to #10 - gooodmeasure (05/17/2013) [-]
It's so sad that he wasn't logged in to get these well deserved thumbs
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#170 to #136 - biguglyface **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#191 to #170 - John Cena (05/17/2013) [-]
but thumbs ARE important and mean something!
#219 to #191 - ydosac (05/17/2013) [-]
It's not about thumbs... it's about sending a message...
#261 to #219 - trolololer (05/22/2013) [-]
Couldn't agree more, my good man.
User avatar #20 to #10 - zgbgydug (05/16/2013) [-]
How long have you been saving this
#28 to #10 - killjow (05/16/2013) [-]
This will never be more relevant
User avatar #237 to #41 - thepunchedface (05/17/2013) [-]
I'd be helping the turtles as well; for reasoning that I still don't know
#241 to #41 - John Cena (05/17/2013) [-]
I would help the turtles. And I can explain why. I have more compassion towards animals for starters. Also, he's the thieving **** who stole the turtles. They didn't ask to be taken to school and dropped down some stairs. Screw the kid. Turtles are where it's at.
#125 to #41 - tommymemeborn (05/16/2013) [-]
Heavy approves
Heavy approves
User avatar #162 to #125 - keeganembry **User deleted account** (05/17/2013) [-]
No, clearly it's because an animal's life is much more important than a human's.
#259 to #162 - tommymemeborn (05/17/2013) [-]
I just thought it was funny.
I just thought it was funny.
#11 - heafi (05/16/2013) [-]
I thought they were spiders at first.
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#147 to #11 - John Cena (05/17/2013) [-]
oh noes spiders!

i think the reason why we find insects so disguisting is because they are so squishy. you try and pick up a tiny spider, and all of a sudden, its legs break and you get green **** all over your hand. That and the facial and body features of insects scare me. they have weird mouths with ******* crusher blades on each side. small 2 black eyes or more, some insects you cant even see their eyes. flip one over and you see that belly with ooze of insect oils. the legs are thin and have sharp points. most insects are black so that should scare you enough.
#250 to #147 - Dallasg (05/17/2013) [-]
Or maybe, its because they bite and many are poisonous!
User avatar #176 to #11 - Madblaster (05/17/2013) [-]
GASP! SPIDERS VS TURTLES!
User avatar #24 to #11 - darthdingo (05/16/2013) [-]
Same.
User avatar #15 to #11 - ehzio ONLINE (05/16/2013) [-]
Glad to see I wasn't the only one
#36 - ascendedwings (05/16/2013) [-]
Train the younglings.
Train the younglings.
User avatar #132 to #36 - skeetskeetskeeeeet (05/16/2013) [-]
Your text color is annoying
User avatar #194 to #132 - ascendedwings (05/17/2013) [-]
agreed
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User avatar #60 to #36 - Zyklone (05/16/2013) [-]
lol what the ****
#43 - minntas (05/16/2013) [-]
What if he accidentally steps on one? I'd off-myself instantly out of guilt.
User avatar #212 to #43 - wafflekings (05/17/2013) [-]
So then when you off yourself instantly, what if you fall on three more?
User avatar #45 to #43 - mrfourtysevenman (05/16/2013) [-]
shuffle.
User avatar #44 to #43 - usbfridge (05/16/2013) [-]
Just drag your legs. That way, the worst thing that could happen is you bump into one.
#46 to #44 - minntas (05/16/2013) [-]
I'm at ease now, thanks
User avatar #49 to #46 - usbfridge (05/16/2013) [-]
No problem, just my civic duty as a zombie.
User avatar #146 to #49 - allisonfirex (05/17/2013) [-]
do you happen to sell usb fridges and usb fridge accessories?
User avatar #108 to #46 - spysappinmysasha (05/16/2013) [-]
ok now that you are at ease, imagine trying to drag your feet across the floor as to not step on any of them, and you end up falling over and your elbows and knees take out like 3 turtles while your torso takes out about 10.

like what if you fell over and killed like 13 instead of stepping on 1.
#168 to #44 - williamrav (05/17/2013) [-]
and when you pull it there's blood all over your foot
#75 - Zarakima (05/16/2013) [-]
This is my hand. Went to Sri-Lanka and visited a turtle sanctuary. Got to release 300 of these little ******* out to sea. It was awesome.
#143 to #75 - John Cena (05/17/2013) [-]
Only a few will actually live
User avatar #183 to #75 - werrew (05/17/2013) [-]
I'm visiting Sri Lanka this summer, mind telling me where this is man (BTW do you have family background in Sri Lanka ?
User avatar #248 to #183 - Zarakima (05/17/2013) [-]
Yes actually I am half Sri-Lankan and have lots of family and friends there. The ruling powers there are pretty corrupt, so if you know the right people you can get insane privileges (i stayed with the family of a respected neurosurgeon and got to eat & swim at a private military beach, and ride a tank). This turtle sanctuary is called the Kosgoda Sea Turtle Conservation Project, not too sure where exactly it is but that should help.
User avatar #251 to #248 - werrew (05/17/2013) [-]
Thanks for the help man. I don't really have connections there but hopefully this sanctuary is open to the public. Both my parents are full out Tamil and they both came from Sri Lanka.
User avatar #252 to #251 - Zarakima (05/17/2013) [-]
Ah my mum is Tamil, and I actually know the surgeon because his son was renting a room at our house and I became friends with him due to our mutual love for games
User avatar #253 to #252 - werrew (05/17/2013) [-]
Oh wow that's awesome. Where is your dad from ?
User avatar #254 to #253 - Zarakima (05/17/2013) [-]
Half Irish, quarter French and Quarter Dutch. I was born in Valencia, raised and currently live in London. Basically as immigrant as one can get ^-^
User avatar #255 to #254 - werrew (05/17/2013) [-]
Oh damn that's sick. I live up here in Canada
User avatar #256 to #255 - Zarakima (05/17/2013) [-]
Nice, Canada looks amazing, but I don't think I could handle the cold
User avatar #257 to #256 - werrew (05/17/2013) [-]
haha it's only cold during the winter here in Toronto. The winters are also pretty mild in Toronto, but the weather is bipolar and changes like every other day.
User avatar #258 to #257 - Zarakima (05/17/2013) [-]
In London it pretty much stays monotone grey until the summer.
#85 to #75 - kingrui (05/16/2013) [-]
I own 4 turtles as pet, named them after the teenage mutant ninja turtles

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User avatar #211 to #85 - junesnow (05/17/2013) [-]
dude that's such an amazing habitat you have for them, did you make it yourself?
User avatar #214 to #211 - kingrui (05/17/2013) [-]
Me and my dad
User avatar #99 to #85 - demonicchimera (05/16/2013) [-]
Is that a red-earred terrapin? So you actually got the ones the TMNT are based from?
User avatar #104 to #99 - mastisingh (05/16/2013) [-]
almost looks like a slider to me :s
User avatar #103 to #99 - kingrui (05/16/2013) [-]
Nope, im brazillian and that turtle is a native one, we call the species here water tiger but the wikipedia says that in english they are called D'Orbigny's slider

Here's the link to wikipedia: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/D%27Orbigny%27s_slider
User avatar #79 to #75 - mrgoodlove (05/16/2013) [-]
Thanks for the description, I thought you zoomed so far in that it went through the guy
User avatar #80 to #79 - Zarakima (05/16/2013) [-]
Nah, my phone camera just has a ridiculous pixel count/quality ratio
User avatar #76 to #75 - Zarakima (05/16/2013) [-]
Oh and one of the adult ones slapped me in the face (while I was holding it for the camera) and I got a black eye. They're really strong.
User avatar #106 to #75 - firstresponder (05/16/2013) [-]
your girlfriend looks cute in this picture
User avatar #249 to #106 - Zarakima (05/17/2013) [-]
Dammit. I'm left handed too...
User avatar #158 to #106 - cadencee (05/17/2013) [-]
******* saved. It seems like this joke might come in handy one day.
User avatar #192 to #158 - firstresponder (05/17/2013) [-]
ba dum tiss
#1 - Byte ONLINE (05/16/2013) [-]
Swimming in a swimming pool filled with baby turtles.    
   
That would be the best day ever.
Swimming in a swimming pool filled with baby turtles.

That would be the best day ever.
#145 to #1 - John Cena (05/17/2013) [-]
sauce?
#188 to #145 - xmasterchefx (05/17/2013) [-]
thats kotegawa yui from to love ru
User avatar #159 to #1 - keeganembry **User deleted account** (05/17/2013) [-]
No, They might bite your dick.
User avatar #30 to #1 - monsterman (05/16/2013) [-]
Turtles like to **** a lot.
User avatar #193 to #30 - asongulol (05/17/2013) [-]
Better
User avatar #12 to #1 - rossthomson (05/16/2013) [-]
Swimming in a swimming pool filled with baby turtles.
naked
User avatar #2 to #1 - rabaneristo (05/16/2013) [-]
Find a winning lottery ticket inside Sasha Grey's pussy on a QOTSA concert.
#81 - krayon (05/16/2013) [-]
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#16 - gunnay (05/16/2013) [-]
ALAIK TURDLS!
ALAIK TURDLS!
User avatar #63 to #16 - Zyklone (05/16/2013) [-]
that dog would have totally killed that tortoise if it didn't have lvl 80 armor
#86 to #16 - kingrui (05/16/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
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User avatar #23 to #16 - darthdingo (05/16/2013) [-]
No matter how many times I see this, I flinch all the time because of that damn turtle.
User avatar #64 to #23 - Zyklone (05/16/2013) [-]
not a turtle..
User avatar #66 to #64 - darthdingo (05/16/2013) [-]
FINE! WHATEVER IT IS! CAN'T YOU SEE A MALE GOT HIS BALLS BIT!?
User avatar #69 to #66 - Zyklone (05/16/2013) [-]
he can lick his nuts all day so **** him
User avatar #71 to #69 - darthdingo (05/16/2013) [-]
... You know, that's cold.
User avatar #72 to #71 - Zyklone (05/16/2013) [-]
im just jelly that i cant
User avatar #73 to #72 - darthdingo (05/16/2013) [-]
We all are, bro. Doesn't mean we must wish for pain to our brethren with that ability. We must congratulate them and shake their hand, letting them know that they are the lucky ones while we are stuck with our hands.
User avatar #201 to #73 - Zyklone (05/17/2013) [-]
i never wished pain on anything
#17 to #16 - nittsurri ONLINE (05/16/2013) [-]
even when I look away this gif is playing over and over in my head. Make it stop!
#157 - cthumoo (05/17/2013) [-]
I WILL TEACH YOU OF PIZZA AND COWS
#51 - highhopes (05/16/2013) [-]
They are so tiny.
They are so tiny.
#58 - nooneofinterest (05/16/2013) [-]
I love these little *******
#29 - moocowsz ONLINE (05/16/2013) [-]
They looked like spiders at first
#98 to #29 - John Cena (05/16/2013) [-]
wtf is this thing
#142 to #98 - John Cena (05/17/2013) [-]
its an african american elephant
#21 - losglatzos (05/16/2013) [-]
that´s where we got recruited! good ol camp turtle-ass!
that´s where we got recruited! good ol camp turtle-ass!
User avatar #34 to #21 - gibroner (05/16/2013) [-]
the new Ninja Turtles movie looks like your standard Bay movie
#208 - John Cena (05/17/2013) [-]
This man is turtely enough for the turtle club. Now somebody comment a god damn picture
#210 to #208 - neptuneport (05/17/2013) [-]
Ill do you one better. Here is a gif.
Ill do you one better. Here is a gif.
User avatar #232 to #210 - Mawxter ONLINE (05/17/2013) [-]
I miss that movie
User avatar #55 - wildcardyeehaw (05/16/2013) [-]
From this distance they kind of look like spiders.
#186 - guenane (05/17/2013) [-]
MFW if he steps on one of them
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