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User avatar #23 - Cleavland Steamer (05/16/2013) [-]
My favorite part:

We’re dicks! We’re reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don’t like dicks, because pussies get ****** by dicks. But dicks also **** assholes: assholes that just want to **** on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can **** an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they **** too much or **** when it isn’t appropriate – and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of **** that they become assholes themselves… because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don’t know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don’t let us **** this asshole, we’re going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in **** !
#106 to #23 - anonymous (05/17/2013) [-]
The team captain of my school's varsity swim team made that speech the very last meet freshmen year, and it was freaking amazing.
#87 to #23 - volcanicxlegend (05/17/2013) [-]
*2* Yes
#70 to #23 - anonymous (05/16/2013) [-]
you, sir or madam, are easily the greatest sex punner I have ever heard, and I congratulate you on that.
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