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#6 - WastedDrudge (05/16/2013) [+] (9 replies)
So by that logic men driving around in smart cars has massive cocks? .. wat.
#7 to #6 - lordlolland (05/16/2013) [-]
I'm a ******* tripod!
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#72 - knitey (05/16/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I guess that means Jeremy Clarkson has the biggest dick in the world
#95 - rcomeau (05/16/2013) [-]
lifted trucks..... because fat chicks can't jump....
#16 - horsefetus (05/16/2013) [+] (2 replies)
OP, you need balls of steel just to ride this thing in the traffic   
   
Jealous faggot.
OP, you need balls of steel just to ride this thing in the traffic

Jealous faggot.
#122 - thoughtspot (05/17/2013) [+] (3 replies)
super duty
#129 to #122 - Byte (05/17/2013) [-]
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User avatar #144 - deathcampforjewtie (05/17/2013) [-]
Okay, OP, what gives? That looks nothing like my car!
#73 - smokedmeatlog (05/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Just whipped up a nifty graph to clear up all the confusion.
#19 - hemming (05/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Meanwhile in the life of the man who is having more fun, success, money, sex and happiness than OP.   
   
No seriously, 			****		 you OP, what does a big / nice car has to do with compensating? Even if he have a small dick he is without question getting more pussy than you.
Meanwhile in the life of the man who is having more fun, success, money, sex and happiness than OP.

No seriously, **** you OP, what does a big / nice car has to do with compensating? Even if he have a small dick he is without question getting more pussy than you.
User avatar #141 - Shenanigins (05/17/2013) [-]
That's a lie. I do not own a monster truck.

oh god i'm so sad.
User avatar #107 - neoexdeath ONLINE (05/17/2013) [-]
DO YOU EVEN LIFT?!
User avatar #64 - ronyx (05/16/2013) [+] (4 replies)
OP and a lot of ************* in this thread are jelly as **** .
User avatar #70 to #66 - sepheroth (05/16/2013) [-]
But if you drive that, you're generally driving it over other cars!
#142 - suddenlypotatoes (05/17/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I once saw this horror movie on sci fi about this demented and deformed monster truck driver chasing around a couple of kids. At one part their car gets squished and you see the guys head go all squishy and oh god somebody please tell me you know this movie I haven't seen it in so long
I once saw this horror movie on sci fi about this demented and deformed monster truck driver chasing around a couple of kids. At one part their car gets squished and you see the guys head go all squishy and oh god somebody please tell me you know this movie I haven't seen it in so long
#131 - opmotocrosser (05/17/2013) [+] (3 replies)
SO what if i have a 1987 Honda CRX as a daily driver and a fully built off road 1983 Toyota Pickup thats gonna be a racing buggy by the end of this year?
User avatar #32 - toxickooties (05/16/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Sure these trucks may be ridiculously lifted but think about the fact that if there were say, a zombie apocalypse or massive panic for what ever reason. The guys with the really lifted trucks can either drive over smaller cars, drive over zombies, AND the handles of the doors are too high for people to try and rob them of their vehicle.

Also, lifted trucks are kind of scary to drive. You can't see as much of ground in front of you as you would a regular truck or car. I've driven on lifted high enough to where the foot rails came to my hips and the side mirrors were almost as tall as I am, and I'm 5'5.



I like lifted trucks.
User avatar #31 - manofbeardliness (05/16/2013) [+] (89 replies)
So while everyone is making penis size jokes, would anyone like actually talk about their vehicles? Like trucks, cars, motorcycles, scooters, ect?
User avatar #40 to #37 - toxickooties (05/16/2013) [-]
some people never understand the love people have for their first car. I thought it was silly but now that I've experienced it... oh man. I've almost lost my car twice... I wanted to cry hard both times. (Accident / engine failure)
#116 - spartaneightsix (05/17/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I love cars but motorcycles are my true passion. I've got an 04 Ninja 500R that I started on, put about 16k miles on it in my first year and about 7 months, Just recently picked up an 01 CBR600F4i and WOW what a difference this bike is. Love them both but the CBR is just so much better! Not sure if anyone here on FJ rides or knows anything about bikes lol.
#128 to #116 - opmotocrosser (05/17/2013) [-]
I ride a 01 R1
User avatar #17 - csonosky (05/16/2013) [+] (13 replies)
i really hate people like that they build toys to compensate for there micro-penis and give people who lift their trucks for off-roading purposes a bad name.
User avatar #33 to #17 - manofbeardliness (05/16/2013) [-]
I agree, because mr f350 has 52 inch tires on his Ford that has never hit a mud-hole in its life, I suddenly have a small dick because I have 33"s on my truck, despite me actually being an outdoorsy person.
#132 - anonymous (05/17/2013) [-]
This is retarded. Why can't a ***** just have a nice truck without being accused of a small penis?
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