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Gentlemen

Stay classy my friends

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#4 - dennisc (05/16/2013) [+] (8 replies)
But... Wasn't it a metal man who pulled her top down in the first place?
#6 to #4 - mondprinzessin (05/16/2013) [-]
I think he lost his metal privileges

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#5 - festbreeder (05/16/2013) [+] (4 replies)
If she had been at a rap concert, she'd probably have gotten gang raped by wiggers and wannabe thugs.
#44 - doktorandus (05/16/2013) [+] (11 replies)
If there's one thing metalheads understand, it's being social outcasts and publically shamed for what they look like, act like or listen to.

They're a band of misfits that understand each other, and leave each other in ******* peace because they're all there for one purpose; to listen to some damn good music.
And f you bring the exact kind of **** into their house they're seeking brief solace from?

They'll be as courteous as a goddamn gentleman to the victim.
But lord have mercy on the culprit.
Because there's nothing scarier than the rage of a band of angry ******* Metalheads.
User avatar #3 - EhBud (05/16/2013) [-]
metal men are actually quite gentlemanly a lot of the time! I'm a short girl so random guys help me to the front, one guy let me stand on his steel toe boots, and they always catch me when I fall ^-^
#47 - badgerbaiting (05/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
>Be me   
>At Unholy Alliance   
>Damn near front row   
>Feel something moving in my pocket   
>Reach in to check my phone's still there   
>There a hand in my pocket   
>dontrememberputtingthatthere.png   
>Look behind me to see theskinny cunt  who was trying to pickpocket me   
>						************					 has my phone halfway out of my pocket   
>Grasp fingers   
>Twist   
>Bend backwards   
>He screams in pain just  as "Raining Blood" starts up   
   
I regret nothing.   
   
MFW Pickpocketers.
>Be me
>At Unholy Alliance
>Damn near front row
>Feel something moving in my pocket
>Reach in to check my phone's still there
>There a hand in my pocket
>dontrememberputtingthatthere.png
>Look behind me to see theskinny cunt who was trying to pickpocket me
> ************ has my phone halfway out of my pocket
>Grasp fingers
>Twist
>Bend backwards
>He screams in pain just as "Raining Blood" starts up

I regret nothing.

MFW Pickpocketers.
#2 - mogierk (05/16/2013) [-]
#16 - paarskwadraat (05/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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#7 - mr skeltal (05/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
This was frontpage not a week ago. Delete it.
#9 to #7 - arandomanon (05/16/2013) [-]
I'm sure OP will delete it. Just wait for it... any minute now..
#23 - optimussum (05/16/2013) [-]
Metalhead master race
Metalhead master race
#52 - sphinxe (05/16/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I can see why they'd help. Just like any other concert, you've paid good money to go and see one of your favourite bands. You don't want someone to ruin it for you and you don't want it ruined for someone else either.
User avatar #36 - AlexPaincakes (05/16/2013) [+] (5 replies)
We actually really are. Go to a metal show you'll be surprised. Yet we always get a rep for being satanic sacrificial assholes.
User avatar #38 - zraven (05/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Metal guys really do tend to be Chivalrous as all hell. They may not do their laundry, but they will **** up someone who hurts a woman.
#79 - mr skeltal (05/16/2013) [+] (7 replies)
There are three kinds of metalheads, the least common is real men who just like aggressive music but don't like the sick lyrics or most of the fanbase or usually even the band itself - these kinds rarely go to concerts but if they do they will help if help is truly needed but otherwise they prefer to leave the morons to do their thing, slightly more common is the dumbasses who actually believe in the fairy tale lyrics and try to embody the evilness of the music - this kind doesn't give a damn about chivalry and would probably stomp any girl that gets in their way, they usually wind up spending most of their life in prison, the third and by far the most common type is the self centered clone weaklings that go to a metal concert to hear aggressive songs about murder, torture and rape sung by other wimps so they can feel tough and get some release from the frustrations caused by their own general stupidity - these will both grope and act chivalrous, whatever they think will get them laid.
#81 to #79 - pootington (05/16/2013) [-]
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User avatar #58 - itsallinthefunny (05/16/2013) [+] (8 replies)
can someone explain a death wall to me?
User avatar #60 to #58 - mullacllahdoow (05/16/2013) [-]
the crowd splits into two halves facing each other, and on the queue of the music run at each other, I imagine it's what medieval war would of felt like minus the pointy objects. The brave or the stupid stand in the middle.
#57 - SognaVetr (05/16/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Yup, greatest feeling during a concert is when you fall down and think you gonna be ran over by hundreds of people and fear for your life but then out of nowhere hands come down for you and pick you righ up on your feet. No need to ask or shout, we just help eachother. And it doesn't mather if this happens at a Slayer, August Burns Red or Amon Amarth concert. It mathers that it happens.
Yup, greatest feeling during a concert is when you fall down and think you gonna be ran over by hundreds of people and fear for your life but then out of nowhere hands come down for you and pick you righ up on your feet. No need to ask or shout, we just help eachother. And it doesn't mather if this happens at a Slayer, August Burns Red or Amon Amarth concert. It mathers that it happens.
#24 - slumberdonkey (05/16/2013) [-]
>Be 17   
>Be at metal show   
>Girls behind me and my friends keep trying to get in front of us   
>Kinda get annoyed   
>At one point I tell me friend that he can get in front of me   
>As i'm trying to let him get passed me the two girls take his spot   
>As i start to get angry my bud says in my ear "That guy over there was feeling her up, she told me when she was going passed"   
>I turn to the guy that was feeling them up   
>He's a wannabe metalhead. (The kids with faggy emo hair)   
>He's drunk as 						****					   
>Any time he tries to get by me to get back near the girls i elbow him in the chest as hard as I can.   
>He was too drunk to even notice it was intentional   
>Gets tired of elbows to the chest   
>Walks away   
>Apologize to chicks after the show   
>Get the good looking one's number   
mfw guys feel up random chicks at concert
>Be 17
>Be at metal show
>Girls behind me and my friends keep trying to get in front of us
>Kinda get annoyed
>At one point I tell me friend that he can get in front of me
>As i'm trying to let him get passed me the two girls take his spot
>As i start to get angry my bud says in my ear "That guy over there was feeling her up, she told me when she was going passed"
>I turn to the guy that was feeling them up
>He's a wannabe metalhead. (The kids with faggy emo hair)
>He's drunk as ****
>Any time he tries to get by me to get back near the girls i elbow him in the chest as hard as I can.
>He was too drunk to even notice it was intentional
>Gets tired of elbows to the chest
>Walks away
>Apologize to chicks after the show
>Get the good looking one's number
mfw guys feel up random chicks at concert
User avatar #15 to #10 - codyxvasco (05/16/2013) [-]
It's from tumblr.....whoever happened to browse tumblr that day could have made this.
User avatar #43 - doombunni (05/16/2013) [-]
I remember at my first concert, some dude stumbled into the mosh pit and fell to the ground. Three dudes helped him up quickly, brushed him off, and helped him out. I've seen some of the nicest acts in the middle of concerts
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