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#6 - pentol ONLINE
Reply +65
(05/16/2013) [-]
i have 200 wins. today i played with a bloodseeker who played dota for the first time. i tried to make a rhyme.

he bought no items. he leveled no skills.
he came to my lane.and gave the enemy kills.

he tanked the creeps, he tanked the towers.
he wandered off, into woods that weren't ours.

he didn't last hit, he didn't deny.
and from what i could tell, he didn't even try.

but in the end, our PL got fed.
at the end of the fight, the radiant was dead.

the poor feeding bloodseeker, said to us, mad:
"i might be new, but you are just bad"
#59 to #6 - wackybaccy
Reply +2
(05/16/2013) [-]
That was beautiful
#46 to #6 - anon
Reply 0
(05/16/2013) [-]
Dota2 ******* matchmaking in a nutshell. I stopped playing until Gabe can make a ladder system like starcraft2 or league of lesbians. Haters gonna hate the idea but what else can correct the madness that dota2 is having at the moment? Ideas are very welcome.
#161 to #46 - rainbowrush
Reply +2
(05/16/2013) [-]
I just play League of Lesbians. Both are easy, LoL is more fun, at least in premades.
#16 to #6 - hypex
Reply +1
(05/16/2013) [-]
i lol'd you sir deserve all the internets
#11 to #6 - teff
Reply +3
(05/16/2013) [-]
#cureforlancer
#87 to #11 - ziggysol ONLINE
Reply +1
(05/16/2013) [-]
PL PICKER!!!
#9 to #6 - anon
Reply 0
(05/16/2013) [-]
How did you end up with a person with zero wins? Were you playing with a friend who never played before...?
#71 to #9 - pentol ONLINE
Reply 0
(05/16/2013) [-]
i looked at the match history, and his steam profile. he had no less than 67 hours of dota the last 2 weeks, but i could tell it was his first game, because of how he learned from his mistakes (eventually). most likely a friend of someone experienced, who played on his account.
after his initial 0-15-2 streak, he improved to 5-23-12.