yet another repost. since we're doing reposts.. here goes. Anonymous ) 03: 09 Replies: :: ::% 2x41453943 One time I perpetrated a reality glitch on my . its in  fourchan mindfuck nigger derp glitch
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since we're doing reposts.. here goes

Anonymous ) 03: 09 Replies: :: ::% 2x41453943
One time I perpetrated a reality glitch on my .
its in college
bus stopthat takes harte the building is in. [It' s a big college.)
gets en bus.
4 start sprinting towards a bike I had placed hours earlier at a bike rack.
behind me as I ride away, bus doesn' t leave until about 30 seconds alter I take off.
it to the building (1 mile hem where I started)
lock bike up and go just inside the doorway ofthe building.
bus approaching.
outside
Must happen to run into
eBay hey, what' s up?
is visibly shaken, and asks how I got here.
4 explain that I had to use the building' s computer lab underclass and wasjust leaving.
says she wasjust talking to me 3 minutes age.
4 just rell my eyes, chuckle and walk away.
Laater learn she had a panic attack and threw up in the bathroom.
4 haven' t told huhwhat really happened to this day.
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User avatar #1 - geffunplz (05/15/2013) [+] (11 replies)
I really hope that's legit as that is the best thing I've read this year.
#16 - pappathethird (05/16/2013) [-]
Good thing about most greentexts is that they are often fun to re-read cause you don't remember the exact story word for word
Good thing about most greentexts is that they are often fun to re-read cause you don't remember the exact story word for word
#78 - snakefire (05/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
My favorite
User avatar #7 - gormless (05/15/2013) [+] (36 replies)
Just so you folks know, that qualifies as psychological abuse and is a criminal offense. Even if he did tell her the next day, the emotional and psychological trauma she experienced would probably leave her with PTSD. That's serious **** .

Not trying to be a downer, and I do think this is clever, just saying it's ****** up too.
User avatar #9 to #8 - gormless (05/15/2013) [-]
It says in the post that she had a panic attack and threw up.
#61 - pandasarekawai (05/16/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Best green text
User avatar #105 - stafeezy (05/16/2013) [-]
I read 'penetrated' in the first line.

nothing else made sense
User avatar #33 - kevandre (05/16/2013) [+] (7 replies)
How ******* big is this college that it's got buses going full miles to other parts of the campus
#103 - fukyeahraptorr (05/16/2013) [-]
so evil yet so ******* funny. Wish I had seen the poor girl's face when she meets him again
#126 - redrock (05/16/2013) [+] (3 replies)
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#114 - flyingicecream ONLINE (05/16/2013) [-]
Thats real fast
#10 - echobase (05/15/2013) [-]
HFW
#112 - craazhy (05/16/2013) [-]
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User avatar #28 - pickstar (05/16/2013) [+] (23 replies)
I posted this and screencapped this XD
User avatar #36 to #28 - shadowoflife (05/16/2013) [-]
Did
Did you just
Did you just ******* use 'XD'?
#122 - suiker (05/16/2013) [-]
I don't even care if it's legit, this is brilliant
#124 - pearfield (05/16/2013) [-]
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#94 - MrMarioman (05/16/2013) [-]
The desc.
"eBay hey, what' s up?"
User avatar #75 - theyugokid (05/16/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I... I don't understand. Someone care to explain?
User avatar #81 to #75 - elbrysobrony ONLINE (05/16/2013) [-]
Okay, so the guy's talking with his gf, and she catches a bus. Being the cheeky cunt he is, he grabs a bike that he put there and beats the bus to her college. She's freaking out because she talked with him at the bus stop and at the college...
#57 - megustabunny (05/16/2013) [-]
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#11 - neonbrony (05/15/2013) [-]
her face
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