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yet another repost

yet another repost. since we're doing reposts.. here goes. Anonymous ) 03: 09 Replies: :: ::% 2x41453943 One time I perpetrated a reality glitch on my . its in

since we're doing reposts.. here goes

Anonymous ) 03: 09 Replies: :: ::% 2x41453943
One time I perpetrated a reality glitch on my .
its in college
bus stopthat takes harte the building is in. [It' s a big college.)
gets en bus.
4 start sprinting towards a bike I had placed hours earlier at a bike rack.
behind me as I ride away, bus doesn' t leave until about 30 seconds alter I take off.
it to the building (1 mile hem where I started)
lock bike up and go just inside the doorway ofthe building.
bus approaching.
outside
Must happen to run into
eBay hey, what' s up?
is visibly shaken, and asks how I got here.
4 explain that I had to use the building' s computer lab underclass and wasjust leaving.
says she wasjust talking to me 3 minutes age.
4 just rell my eyes, chuckle and walk away.
Laater learn she had a panic attack and threw up in the bathroom.
4 haven' t told huhwhat really happened to this day.
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#16 - pappathethird (05/16/2013) [-]
Good thing about most greentexts is that they are often fun to re-read cause you don't remember the exact story word for word
Good thing about most greentexts is that they are often fun to re-read cause you don't remember the exact story word for word
User avatar #1 - geffunplz (05/15/2013) [-]
I really hope that's legit as that is the best thing I've read this year.
User avatar #84 to #1 - HardyUndertook (05/16/2013) [-]
of course its not real....like anon would have a gf
#110 to #1 - John Cena (05/16/2013) [-]
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
User avatar #21 to #1 - emptysuperman (05/16/2013) [-]
I don't think it's real. Having a panic attack seems a little extreme.
#54 to #21 - John Cena (05/16/2013) [-]
Having you're concept of what is and isn't real thrown into question is also a bit extreme.
User avatar #128 to #21 - psychopsychedelic (05/16/2013) [-]
I know a few girls who get panic attacks over just about anything. So I'm hardly surprised.
User avatar #18 to #1 - chiktikkavaspaus (05/16/2013) [-]
It's the best thing I read last year too.
#20 to #1 - John Cena (05/16/2013) [-]
If this is the best thing you've ever read this year than you haven't done much reading.
#2 to #1 - lordleto (05/15/2013) [-]
havent you herd about schrödingers anon?
he's both lying and still talking the truth
User avatar #3 to #2 - geffunplz (05/15/2013) [-]
So where they've been told a lie and believe it?
User avatar #5 to #3 - lordleto (05/15/2013) [-]
pretty much..
User avatar #105 - stafeezy (05/16/2013) [-]
I read 'penetrated' in the first line.

nothing else made sense
#103 - fukyeahraptorr (05/16/2013) [-]
so evil yet so ******* funny. Wish I had seen the poor girl's face when she meets him again
User avatar #33 - kevandre (05/16/2013) [-]
How ******* big is this college that it's got buses going full miles to other parts of the campus
User avatar #45 to #33 - MaxFabian (05/16/2013) [-]
Many colleges are like that. My sister is a graduate of MSU and that campus is literally all of East Lancing, its huge. I, on the other hand, go to a tiny little college in Erie where you can walk from one end to the other in eight minutes. There is a huge range in college campus sizes.
User avatar #56 to #33 - TigerShark ONLINE (05/16/2013) [-]
ASU, along with many other large universities are like that
#62 to #33 - trickytrickster (05/16/2013) [-]
My University is like that, University of Illinois Urbana-Champaign. We have 40,000 students. If you were to go from the Freshmen dorms to an Engineering building, it would be about a mile.
#88 to #33 - John Cena (05/16/2013) [-]
Well a universitet can be very large and its most likely that the bus also serves as public transportation. We have a universitet in bloody Denmark thats big enough for that
#113 to #33 - John Cena (05/16/2013) [-]
Indiana University is like that. They have buses that run all the way around campus and to the extraneous apartment complexes.
#42 to #33 - John Cena (05/16/2013) [-]
Any large college?
Not everything is located directly on campus at most universities. There's all kinds of building spread through college towns.
User avatar #72 to #33 - tvfreakuk (05/16/2013) [-]
At my university, our campus spans a good couple of miles by having buildings in different parts of the city.
Main campus is in the middle of the city with the Arts campus a little down the road, the medical type campus (never been to it myself - I think it might be for science classes in a whole, not just medical) near the hospital and the Media Center that I go to that's about a mile away from the others I mentioned; across the bridge.
There are a bunch of others in different places across the city, but I don't know where or for what purpose because I have little reason to know, but that's how big it can get.
#126 - redrock (05/16/2013) [-]
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User avatar #130 to #126 - pennstatecivic (05/16/2013) [-]
superman sucks at disguises...he kept the S on the batman costume
User avatar #131 to #130 - nucularwar (05/16/2013) [-]
the bat logo got ripped off
User avatar #132 to #131 - pennstatecivic (05/16/2013) [-]
thanks, that makes more sense lol
#114 - flyingicecream ONLINE (05/16/2013) [-]
Thats real fast
#78 - snakefire (05/16/2013) [-]
My favorite
#115 to #78 - CapnInterwebz (05/16/2013) [-]
i've read this dozens of times and i just now got the joke
i've read this dozens of times and i just now got the joke
#112 - craazhy (05/16/2013) [-]
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#61 - pandasarekawai (05/16/2013) [-]
Best green text
#122 - suiker (05/16/2013) [-]
I don't even care if it's legit, this is brilliant
#94 - MrMarioman (05/16/2013) [-]
The desc.
"eBay hey, what' s up?"
#57 - megustabunny (05/16/2013) [-]
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#10 - echobase (05/15/2013) [-]
HFW
#125 - meuk (05/16/2013) [-]
gfw
User avatar #96 - holeymoley (05/16/2013) [-]
inb4 porno anon
#90 - doubleea (05/16/2013) [-]
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#124 - pearfield (05/16/2013) [-]
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#73 - arrisarrad (05/16/2013) [-]
I've always loved things like this. I've thought of so many evil plans I could enact to 			****		 with people's perception of reality.
I've always loved things like this. I've thought of so many evil plans I could enact to **** with people's perception of reality.
#138 - mikaelkid (05/16/2013) [-]
**mikaelkid rolled a random image posted in comment #17 at Futurama **


mfw I have great ideas to do things like this, but never do it
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