The Anatomy of a Human
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A miniature set of lungs
that become active when the body is
insulated. This explains why several
people only smoke while drunk.
A significantly smaller urinary bladder
that your body uses exclusively during
movies. It is roughly 1/ 4 the size of a
standard "small" movie theater soda.
Dorsal Maternal Eye
A pair of auxiliary eyeballs that
mothers develop in the back of their
head. This allows them to prevent
their kids from ever doing anything
remotely fun or cool.
A secondary organ reserved solely
for when the primary stomach is
full but you still really want to get
that Chocolate Volcano Brownie
because it just looks SO GOOD.
Titular Ear Center
An organ near the inner ear that
allows you to hear your name in noisy
moms, as you age, this organ is also
responsible for hearing and pronouncing
celebrities' names incorrectly.
Infinite Mucus Sinus
A deep nasal sinus cavity that activates
when the body experiences cold or
symptoms. It NEVER runs out
of mucus. Like, ever.
Male Secondary Brain
A smaller brain located near the male
genitalia. When aroused it suppresses
the upper brain 's judgement center,
which often leads to unsuccessful
flirting attempts and eating a spicy
thing because your bro said it would
A layer of skin that
covers the hands of many childbearing
females. it allows them to easily pick
up incredibly hot baking sheets and
pans without the use of gloves or
Melodramatic Tear Duct
A tear duct adjacent to the primary
one that only activates while watching
movies you know you shouldn' t cry at
but just can' t help yourself. Sometimes
it is triggered by the increased altitude
experienced while watching movies
on an airplane.
Posterior Nervous System
Commonly known as the or
brainus, " this lobe is responsible for
randomly jettisoning information from
your cerebral cortex via a procedure
known colloquially as a "brain fart.” In
extreme cases, a brain fart will solidify
into diarrhea of the mouth.