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#49 - GnRNoD
Reply -21
(05/15/2013) [-]
Or in my case, she's your sex buddy
#93 to #49 - mattzoman
Reply 0
(05/16/2013) [-]
#61 to #49 - GnRNoD
Reply -12
(05/15/2013) [-]
**** dudes... i'm 26 not everyone on the internet is sexually deprived...
Take a hint, women are out there and they actually enjoy having sex.
I had a female friend who changed infront of me met her whe she was 12... she started doing the changing thing at 14 i resisted because i saw her as a friend and she was too young till she turned 16 (legal in my country) and one day one thing lead to another and we had sex, it was great we both enjoyed it and we decided to stick to being friends with benefits, i never had a steady relationship so we would only stop doing it when she got herself a boyfriend which happend like 4 times and they only lasted a few months each...
It is posible, just because you are virgin loosers doesn't mean we all have to share your ****** fate...
Oh and in case you're wondering yeah, this story was brought to you by Bro's Inc. Investors in cool.
#110 to #61 - sectioneight
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(05/16/2013) [-]
It's not that everyone here is a virgin that thinks girls exist only in fairytales. It's just that no one gives a **** if you're a virgin or player - That **** doesn't matter here.
#86 to #61 - bitchpleaseshutup
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(05/15/2013) [-]
#83 to #61 - wanicochil
Reply 0
(05/15/2013) [-]
Man you're such a cool dude aren't ya
#103 to #83 - GnRNoD
Reply 0
(05/16/2013) [-]
I'd like to think that I am actually...
But I don't know... I had some alpha time, it's ******* great, I was so confident (while on acid) that I got the chicks just by telling them if they wanted to dance or make out, I honestly don't know what happen that now it doesn't happen so often as it did, especially while I'm on acid because I just feel like dancing and what not... (I'm talking at clubs here).
I'm not bad looking but I'm not a hunk either.
I tend to be very sexual with female friends, like dancing close, caressing, and that kind of stuff but it's a subtle thing, like no one says anything about it, we just kinda do it, it's fun but I admit i pick up less or no chicks when i go out with female friends.
#117 to #103 - zionsype
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(05/18/2013) [-]
die
#66 to #61 - Dwarf
Reply 0
(05/15/2013) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random comment #4452137 posted by Sperit at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. ** :
Why all butts
What I think about your ******** comment.
#65 to #61 - anon
Reply 0
(05/15/2013) [-]
One, we don't care.   
   
Two, bragging about it just make's you look like a douche, as if you're something special that we should look up to.
One, we don't care.

Two, bragging about it just make's you look like a douche, as if you're something special that we should look up to.
#69 to #65 - GnRNoD
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(05/15/2013) [-]
The thing is, i'm not bragging about anything, i'm just sharing a story related to the content, but as i see most of the users are a bit jealous because they can't get past spanking it...
"we don't care" go to 4chan if you chose not to care, here we're a community and we share our stories from time to time.
"bragging" really you think that sounded like bragging? Only if the person reading it is a jealous virgin.

#111 to #69 - HarvietheDinkle
Reply 0
(05/16/2013) [-]
I'm not jealous at all and I still think it sounds like bragging. Mainly because of the sentence structure, which many younger people use to brag.

If you had worded it differently people wouldn't have reacted so badly.
#62 to #61 - mylazy
Reply +1
(05/15/2013) [-]
This will tell you the major demographics of funnyjunk. At least the ones that thumb and comment.
#56 to #49 - HarvietheDinkle
Reply +3
(05/15/2013) [-]
#55 to #49 - sectioneight
Reply +9
(05/15/2013) [-]
Everybody thinks you're the coolest person alive. Congratulations.
#54 to #49 - hockeycrazysteve
Reply +2
(05/15/2013) [-]
Come on guys, who would lie on the internet.