365 Days to study. . Teacher: Why did you not study? Me: A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays. there are only 313 days left. There
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User avatar #9 - DanielOmg (05/15/2013) [+] (22 replies)
This guy needs to ******* study. His maths makes no sense. He took out holidays, which include sundays, after sundays, meaning he counts those sundays in the holidays twice. He does this for multiple ******* things. Dumbass.
#3 - anonymous (05/15/2013) [+] (1 reply)
why did you not study?

because funnyjunk
#28 - anonymous (05/15/2013) [+] (5 replies)
His equation is wrong on so many levels.
He subtraction depends every time on 365 days (like 365 * 8h of sleep) , even he already subtract the Sundays and holidays.
And what is ******* wrong with study on a Sunday.
#16 - samoaspider (05/15/2013) [+] (5 replies)
"After taking away 52 Sundays"    
   
Dude, I do all my work on Sunday evenings, because the last moment pressure will always will (motitvate) force me to do 						****					.
"After taking away 52 Sundays"

Dude, I do all my work on Sunday evenings, because the last moment pressure will always will (motitvate) force me to do **** .
#36 - xkmarcus (05/15/2013) [+] (8 replies)
Let's try make this a little bit more realistic, shall we?   
   
Ok, so he's correct about one thing, there are indeed 365 days in a year, now, let's not take away Sundays, because what the 						****					 does that have to do with anything? So we still have 365 days, let's also forget about summer, because the weather being too hot is no excuse. So, on to sleep, let's say 8 hours is the average, that's 121.6 days worth of hours, we are left with 243.4 days, or 5841.6 hours. Fooling around is not something that is necessary, but I dare say we will have plenty of time for that by the end of this. Let's lower our eating time to 1 hour a day, and that's being generous, and assuming there would be no overlap of eating and education, so  we're down to 233.6 days, or 5607.2 hours. Now, on to chatting with family and friends, I know this is FunnyJunk, but let's just assume that people do indeed have friends, so at one hour a day, that's 223.9 days, or 5376.6 hours, now, Exams and tests, the actual exams themselves will at most, take 1 day in a year, and the other 34 he's accounting for, is in fact studying time, so let's just -1 day from our time here. we're on 222.9 days, or 5352.6 hours. Now, for holidays, again, these are not reasons not to study, but let's just say they are, shall we? We'll give 2 weeks for Christmas, 1 week for Easter, and 8 weeks for Summer. So we're down 77 days, but hold on, we can't count everything above in those 77 days. So we'll have to re add some time, so all together now, we're at about 178.1 days, or 4274.6 hours. Now, one thing this guy has forgotten to add, is actual time in school, on average, I believe a school day is around 9am-3pm, minus the breaks we'll say that's 5 hours a day. So we're left with 141 days, or 3384.1 hours to find time to study.   
   
Where's the little 						*****					 excuse now?
Let's try make this a little bit more realistic, shall we?

Ok, so he's correct about one thing, there are indeed 365 days in a year, now, let's not take away Sundays, because what the **** does that have to do with anything? So we still have 365 days, let's also forget about summer, because the weather being too hot is no excuse. So, on to sleep, let's say 8 hours is the average, that's 121.6 days worth of hours, we are left with 243.4 days, or 5841.6 hours. Fooling around is not something that is necessary, but I dare say we will have plenty of time for that by the end of this. Let's lower our eating time to 1 hour a day, and that's being generous, and assuming there would be no overlap of eating and education, so we're down to 233.6 days, or 5607.2 hours. Now, on to chatting with family and friends, I know this is FunnyJunk, but let's just assume that people do indeed have friends, so at one hour a day, that's 223.9 days, or 5376.6 hours, now, Exams and tests, the actual exams themselves will at most, take 1 day in a year, and the other 34 he's accounting for, is in fact studying time, so let's just -1 day from our time here. we're on 222.9 days, or 5352.6 hours. Now, for holidays, again, these are not reasons not to study, but let's just say they are, shall we? We'll give 2 weeks for Christmas, 1 week for Easter, and 8 weeks for Summer. So we're down 77 days, but hold on, we can't count everything above in those 77 days. So we'll have to re add some time, so all together now, we're at about 178.1 days, or 4274.6 hours. Now, one thing this guy has forgotten to add, is actual time in school, on average, I believe a school day is around 9am-3pm, minus the breaks we'll say that's 5 hours a day. So we're left with 141 days, or 3384.1 hours to find time to study.

Where's the little ***** excuse now?
#68 - tuckthisphit (05/15/2013) [+] (7 replies)
What if your birthday is in summer ?
User avatar #71 - schneidend ONLINE (05/15/2013) [+] (2 replies)
************ just took 40 days out of the equation for "holidays." ******** . Immediate detention. Ten points from Gryffindor.
User avatar #19 - PubLandlord (05/15/2013) [-]
Exams and tests take up 35 days in your year

wtf how often are you being tested to result in 840 hours worth of tests

#110 - thelegitsuperfurry (05/15/2013) [-]
This is completely retarded. They put things in the wrong order; You do things during summer, church doesn't take up an entire day, unless you're an idiot you know how to multitask, and etc. This person obviously spent all of his study time coming up for some 						********					 explanation that makes no sense at all for a question that probably wasn't actually answered that way.   
0/10 would not recommend to friends or family.
This is completely retarded. They put things in the wrong order; You do things during summer, church doesn't take up an entire day, unless you're an idiot you know how to multitask, and etc. This person obviously spent all of his study time coming up for some ******** explanation that makes no sense at all for a question that probably wasn't actually answered that way.
0/10 would not recommend to friends or family.
#82 - huntergriff ONLINE (05/15/2013) [-]
User avatar #4 - thekingofwubs (05/15/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I eat a lot, but not for 2 ******* hours a day.
#5 to #4 - anonymous (05/15/2013) [-]
collectively.... breakfast, lunch, dinner, all snacking combined
#125 - elmohipster (05/15/2013) [-]
>Fifteen days spent talking to friends

Looks like I have fifteen days to study.
User avatar #140 - jewsburninindaoven (05/15/2013) [-]
Her reply would be, "If you studied you would be able to calculate that correctly."
User avatar #96 - zigap (05/15/2013) [-]
And then the teacher said: "Study on sundays retard"
#50 - rishnock (05/15/2013) [+] (2 replies)
who the **** takes exams for 35 days a year? If each exam is 2 hours, that means you took 420 exams in a year, translating to more than one exam each day.
#47 - discon (05/15/2013) [+] (4 replies)
WHO THE **** EATS FOR 2 HOURS?
#59 to #47 - wacemindu (05/15/2013) [-]
Obviously it's all of the meals through out the day you moron, not one sitting.
#43 - wagio (05/15/2013) [-]
i wonder how he got time to calculate this, and why he didn't use the time to study instead
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