Google. Sippin' the haterade today.. A Ell IT FINISH Mali. ' INNER. Also, according to the official Church of Google, Google's a she.
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Sippin' the haterade today.

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Submitted: 05/14/2013
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User avatar #2 - oniryuuko (05/15/2013) [+] (21 replies)
Also, according to the official Church of Google, Google's a she.
#3 to #2 - secretdestroyers (05/15/2013) [-]
Wait, wait, wait, back the **** up. There's a Church of Google?
User avatar #1 - sepheroth ONLINE (05/14/2013) [+] (5 replies)
And if you press her buttons the right way, you get to see the boobies.
#12 - phippz (05/15/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Well at least she always knows what I'm looking for.
#5 - dolmandabean (05/15/2013) [-]
also, it knows ******* EVERYTHING
User avatar #14 - breadbasket (05/15/2013) [-]
Any girl who suggests porn to me is a good girl.
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#7 - rageinreaper has deleted their comment [+] (4 replies)
User avatar #11 to #7 - farn (05/15/2013) [-]
thats what you say to a girl if you have no clue
#17 - daerkxp ONLINE (05/15/2013) [-]
User avatar #20 - sirfisticuffs (05/15/2013) [-]
She always recommends you read the map.
#13 - drhoffable (05/15/2013) [-]
google > real female

females will continue talking till they die.

google, you just hit X.
User avatar #43 - kidsquicker (05/15/2013) [-]
And she remembers everything you've ever said to her and dredges up old **** at the slightest provocation.
(Search history suggestions)
#49 - brocktox (05/15/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I find it weird that every time I type in a female celebrity in google, it always finishes with "feet" after their name.   
The popularity of foot fetishes is disturbing.
I find it weird that every time I type in a female celebrity in google, it always finishes with "feet" after their name.
The popularity of foot fetishes is disturbing.
#63 - machomustachio (05/15/2013) [-]
i would search for something ive never looked up or is related to anything nad it uggest the most random things for me so anyone saying that it suggests related item youve looked up before(no offense) that is not true
User avatar #48 - suiker (05/15/2013) [-]
idunno, google it
User avatar #42 - knightofcheese (05/15/2013) [-]
Did this man actually say this, or is it like the pictures of some ******* rapper with a deep and meaningful quote that the person has never said in their life?
User avatar #38 - plumotje (05/15/2013) [+] (1 reply)
what does the picture have to do with the text?
User avatar #16 - leifosaurus ONLINE (05/15/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I made a longer version and put to my FB status :3

As long as man can remember there has been an ancient old question. A question no one could answer.. A question no one could decide upon...

Now you're probably thinking "oh, hes talking about the chicken and the egg. What came first...". Well no.. I'm thinking of another question!! A question no man or woman has ever before could have answered! Until today, ladies and gentlemen!! today i will recognize your prayers and tell you the answer!

What is the question you ask? heh, well my uneducated little friend.. the question is:
Is Google a boy or a girl??

The answer is that Google is obviously a girl.. Why? because the bitch wont ever let you finish a sentence before she starts suggesting other idea's....
User avatar #59 to #16 - ilovehitler (05/15/2013) [-]
You just way overcomplicated the joke, and had a build up of suspense that led nowhere.
User avatar #4 - scotlandman (05/15/2013) [-]
It actually works therefor it is a man
User avatar #35 - tomowrath (05/15/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Would you rather use internet explorer?
#21 - anonymous (05/15/2013) [-]
THAT IS ******** ! NOT ALL WOMEN ARE LIKE THAT! MEN ARE USELESS! I WOMAN HEAR ME ROAR!

is what i would say if i was a feminist. but i'm a guy, i get paid more and i watch lesbian porn. life is good
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