Why I was late... I can't wait to see what the Text Extractor comes up with. Er CHOOSE A DEBUG Cl I swear it ' t my fault... LEARNIN Please taps: me... ttr. Bot
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Why I was late..

I can't wait to see what the Text Extractor comes up with

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cleaners.
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cheese.
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User avatar #4 - cakedestroyer (05/14/2013) [-]
This is going to sound crazy but the entire Roman Empire tried to sell me vacuum cleaners.
#2 - hollyisthebest (05/14/2013) [-]
You're never going to believe this, the entire roman army pulled me over in a stolen cop car and demanded ******** .
User avatar #13 - DeathOne (05/15/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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#12 - anonymous (05/15/2013) [-]
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User avatar #10 - jovanlisac (05/14/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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User avatar #9 - ximz (05/14/2013) [-]
I was minding my own business and boom! Your mom Came on me
sounds legit
User avatar #8 - huehuehueone (05/14/2013) [-]
Sorry i'm late, the ghost of Hitler crapped in my gas tank
User avatar #7 - bobthedilder (05/14/2013) [-]
So I was minding my own business and boom! Your mom spin kicked me in the collarbone
User avatar #5 - sepheroth (05/14/2013) [-]
Don't blame me, a handicapped man stole my bike!

Now, I'm not sure what he did with it, but that bastard stole the **** out of it!
User avatar #3 - krayon (05/14/2013) [-]
I'm sorry I'm late but your mom gave me a hickey
User avatar #1 - watermelonkittie (05/14/2013) [-]
I lost track of time because Kevin McCallister's real life fake tarantule made me find Jezus
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