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#64 - raptorzepik (05/15/2013) [-]
1. Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.

2. Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them.

3. When in another’s lair, show him respect or else do not go there.

4. If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy.

5. Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.

6. Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the other person and he cries out to be relieved.

7. Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained.

8. Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.

9. Do not harm little children.

10. Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.

11. When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him.
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#165 to #64 - necroshiz **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#105 to #64 - ziggydepp (05/15/2013) [-]
DESTROY HIM
DESTROY HIM
User avatar #103 to #64 - evilanakie ONLINE (05/15/2013) [-]
that sounds awful lot like the scroll in my grans kitchen/dining room...
User avatar #99 to #64 - jamesrustler (05/15/2013) [-]
Dear Diary,

Today Satan was a pretty cool guy
User avatar #91 to #64 - kosicandavid ONLINE (05/15/2013) [-]
that is Balrog....
User avatar #81 to #64 - ehzio ONLINE (05/15/2013) [-]
IS this really how the code goes? It's really not a bad thing to live by
User avatar #69 to #64 - Savlonade (05/15/2013) [-]
you can see where this conflicts with catholicism
User avatar #66 to #64 - dragontamers (05/15/2013) [-]
Besides No 7 which doesn't make sense, this seems a good code to live by
User avatar #108 to #66 - freakdog ONLINE (05/15/2013) [-]
F*cking muggle...
User avatar #67 to #66 - ilovehitler (05/15/2013) [-]
Basically, the way I see it is if you used something to get what you wanted, don't just go and denounce it.
Except with magic and rituals and **** .
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