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#5 - yunablade (05/14/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Getting real tired of your **** Marge.

*suck suck*
#13 - sirhyden (05/15/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#20 - Forfunaccount (05/15/2013) [-]
Have you ever read this thing, Marge? Technically, we aren't even allowed to go to the bathroom!
#18 - justbrandonreally (05/15/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I ******* love The Simpsons.
#6 - lifeiscool **User deleted account** (05/14/2013) [-]
like i give a ****
User avatar #26 - konradkurze (05/15/2013) [+] (16 replies)
says homosexuality is bad but cannibalism is okay

so people can eat another mans flesh but arent allowed to suck on 8 inches of it?
User avatar #27 to #26 - certifiedidiot ONLINE (05/15/2013) [-]
Don't play with your food.
User avatar #16 - drdiddly (05/15/2013) [+] (2 replies)
what episode was this?
#17 to #16 - flixoe (05/15/2013) [-]
The episode where a military guy said to Bart "Welcome son, to survive all we must do is eat your flesh." Then comes along Marge holding a gun and says "Hold it right there bub! What kind of civilized people eat the body and blood of their savior?!" And then people look guilty. You know which episode I'm talking about?
#3 - nicopwnz (05/14/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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User avatar #34 to #33 - darkjustifier (05/15/2013) [-]
scroll up
#7 - Jowi (05/14/2013) [+] (2 replies)
What episode is this from?
User avatar #8 to #7 - partysloth (05/14/2013) [-]
Treehouse of Horrors XX
-Don’t Have a Cow, Mankind,
User avatar #32 - sebg (05/15/2013) [+] (27 replies)
Imagine the recoil if she actually fired the gun from the way she is holding it
#12 - abstract (05/14/2013) [-]
op's username
op's username
#4 - iamtheblackgoat (05/14/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#1 - teranin ONLINE (05/14/2013) [-]
Oh, was I not supposed to do that?
Oh, was I not supposed to do that?
#143 - Cambro (05/15/2013) [-]
Theologyfag here, ready for red thumbs and "buzzkillington" jokes. But here is the actual significance of the eucharist (communion).

In the Ancient Near East culture covenants coincided with and were typically sealed by meals. The "You are the salt of the earth" verse is in reference to this, because the Israelites would share salts and other spices between families to show loyalty and respect. Not also the Last Supper itself as a fellowship meeting where Christ makes a covenant to his disciples and all men.
Furthermore, the Last Supper feast was done on the Passover. The Passover celebrates the Jews deliverance from Egypt. The Angel of Death (or destruction by some translations) "passed over" the Jewish houses because they spread the blood of a lamb on their door that showed they had a covenant with God. To commemorate this, the Jews eat a pure lamb with no broken bones every year for their Passover celebration feast.
This allegory is why the "Jesus never sinned" bit becomes important. Also, there is an odd verse in John that states Jesus did not have his legs broken which was customary for crucified individuals. John states that Jesus died faster than the rest so he did not need the brutal technique that speeds up death. Why is this important? Because the Passover lamb could have no broken bones or impurities. Christ, by saying "this is my body and this is my blood," is actually stating that he is the new Passover lamb and by his blood the wrath of God is satisfied. It is not meant literally (cue the catholics here), it is meant symbolically. Jesus made himself the Passover lamb so mankind could have a covenant feast with him where we are promised to be delivered by God, no matter our transgressions.

TL;DR: Symbolic **** , yo. Note, if you read this you may know more about Christ and the meaning behind him than many casual Christians do.
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