McDisasters 21: The Plot Thickens. Another anecdote from my days as a fry cook at the D. Turns out Kitty wasn't interested in me at all. She was using me as rev
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McDisasters 21: The Plot Thickens

Another anecdote from my days as a fry cook at the D. Turns out Kitty wasn't interested in me at all. She was using me as revenge towards her steady boyfriend. Used me to get back at him. That's not even the worst part. The kid was some twiggy, gothic douchebag. The kind of kid who has money, and decides to complain about their life anyways. ****** had the balls to try and fight me, though. He resembled a sappling, and I was the size of a lumber jack. Not his best choice. Enjoy the read, FunnyJunk!

PART 6 www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4540527/McDisasters+6+Hillbilly+Garbage+Ditch/

PART 7 www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4542697/McDisasters+7+Race+Weekend+Madhouse/

PART 8 www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4544444/McDisasters+8+The+Golgothon/

PART 9 www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4546427/McDisasters+9+Decreaser+Death+Cloud/

PART 10 www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4547440/McDisasters+10+The+Ragenadian+Urinal/

PART 11 www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4549438/McDisasters+11+Fellatio+Fun/

PART 12 www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4550919/McDisasters+12+AutoWash/

PART 13 www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4552972/McDisasters+13+The+Birds+and+the+Antz/

PART 14 www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4571052/McDisasters+14+Bus+month/

PART 15 www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4572642/McDisasters+15+Drivethru+not+Walkup/

PART 16 www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4574161/McDisasters+16+Oops+I+Crapped+My+Pants/

PART 17 www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4577568/McDisasters+17+Stoner+Dreds/

PART 18 www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4579456/McDisasters+18+Smokeys+Revenge/

PART 19 www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4580816/McDisasters+19+Dinner+Rush+Mayhem/

PART 20: www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4582475/McDisasters+20+Got+Lucky/

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User avatar #7 - seratyo (05/13/2013) [+] (8 replies)
That manager sounds like a good boss.
#9 - tacomanofthenorth (05/13/2013) [+] (9 replies)
Mcdonalds, sex and fighting bony emo kids. What more do i need from funnyjunk .
Mcdonalds, sex and fighting bony emo kids. What more do i need from funnyjunk .
#24 - mrrickystephens (05/13/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Anybody who yells out "FINISH HIM!" in a fight is automatically awesome.
#72 - masterchiefawesome (05/14/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Dude. Is there anything that DIDN'T 						*******					 happen to you at that McDonald's?!? I mean 						****					, you got blood, bodily fluids (of every sort), sex, rage, sadness, and now SCANDAL. It's like you were in some twisted soap opera!!
Dude. Is there anything that DIDN'T ******* happen to you at that McDonald's?!? I mean **** , you got blood, bodily fluids (of every sort), sex, rage, sadness, and now SCANDAL. It's like you were in some twisted soap opera!!
#56 - agentpurplek (05/14/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Ops face when twiggy fag tried to hit his women.
#25 - scant (05/13/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Gonna be honest dude, I found it hard to believe she went for you in the first place, considering the description of yourself you gave in the previous story.
#22 - StinkyCheese (05/13/2013) [+] (3 replies)
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User avatar #166 - qazsa (05/14/2013) [-]
Why is everyone saying to stop and that it is BS. Even if it is, just because it isn't real doesn't mean that it is entertaining, you never sit there reading/watching Harry Potter and think, nice try J.K Rowling magic isn't real.
#33 - alexanderjones (05/14/2013) [+] (1 reply)
We srs.
#84 - zorororonoa (05/14/2013) [-]
That the manager said to you.
#145 - pappathethird (05/14/2013) [-]
Op's fw
Op's fw
#112 - jimmycrank (05/14/2013) [+] (4 replies)
none of that happened...did it OP...did it??...
#131 - valorcore (05/14/2013) [-]
MFW i just found out that these stories are about 10 years old.
MFW i just found out that these stories are about 10 years old.
#78 - RayIII (05/14/2013) [-]
#151 - icanhazbitches (05/14/2013) [-]
"FINISH HIM"
"FINISH HIM"
#150 - profhershellayton ONLINE (05/14/2013) [-]
You know what sirbrentcoe, don't stop, I see alot of comments saying ' ********* and 'didn't happen', fair enough most of these stories might be lies or truth but that goes the same for most of the green text I normally see. You on the other hand I enjoy as a story teller ******** or not and I do hope that the stories keep on coming.
User avatar #261 - maskedguardianmkii (05/14/2013) [+] (10 replies)
Dude, I think it's time to stop... these were funny, but they're getting kind of dumb now.
#274 to #263 - sirbrentcoe (05/14/2013) [-]
if you had ever worked a day in your life at the store i came from, you would know how wrong you are. how about the inner city stores, where people openly deal drugs in the lobby, get into knife fights and shoot outs in the parking lot, shoot dice in the corner, 						****					 people in the bathroom, shake down customers for their food or money ect? my store had a different kind of vandalism happen to it on a regular bases, due to the quality and type of clientele that came through at all hours of the day and night. long story short, if you don't like my stories, then 						*******					 ignore them. i'm getting really tired of you people nay-saying. even if they were fabricated 						********					, why the 						****					 would you complain about OC being posted daily? quit complaining about 						****					, and make your own 						*******					 content. I'll be interested to see if anyone actually views it.    
   
TLR;, go 						****					 yourself.
if you had ever worked a day in your life at the store i came from, you would know how wrong you are. how about the inner city stores, where people openly deal drugs in the lobby, get into knife fights and shoot outs in the parking lot, shoot dice in the corner, **** people in the bathroom, shake down customers for their food or money ect? my store had a different kind of vandalism happen to it on a regular bases, due to the quality and type of clientele that came through at all hours of the day and night. long story short, if you don't like my stories, then ******* ignore them. i'm getting really tired of you people nay-saying. even if they were fabricated ******** , why the **** would you complain about OC being posted daily? quit complaining about **** , and make your own ******* content. I'll be interested to see if anyone actually views it.

TLR;, go **** yourself.
#162 - woofman (05/14/2013) [-]
I lost it at "Finish Him!'
User avatar #46 - bagononsense (05/14/2013) [+] (4 replies)
You say these were happening a couple years ago when you worked at McD's and you the size of a lumberjack, what do you look like now?
#48 to #46 - sirbrentcoe (05/14/2013) [-]
still a lumberjack
User avatar #256 - thebritishguy (05/14/2013) [-]
it's like if spongebob finally grew up and got his **** straight
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