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User avatar #12 - smokedmeatlog (05/14/2013) [-]
Im a guy and i feel no sympathy for girls on their period. Almost every girl in history has gotten them, so no one cares if yours hurts a little. I think it makes up for the fact that guys have balls outside their body 24/7, however, i will give you the pregnancy part.
#144 to #12 - anonymous (05/14/2013) [-]
Just saying, period cramps can be mild at times, or it literally feels like someone shoved a knife in your stomach. Sometimes you can't even sit down properly, and women don't tend to want to let their friends know that it's that time of the month, so they hide it and doing that just makes it even harder to deal with. We're constantly running to the bathroom and praying that the blood doesn't leak through our pants, and also worrying when we're off our periods when it's going to come. We end up getting them at night a lot and wrecking sheets and underwear and pants all the time. And plus, that **** is ******* disgusting. It feels gross. It's just bloody hell every single month. Though I tend to get mine every other month, but it's still a load of horse **** .
But yeah, I probably shouldn't complain. Because guys have to have their balls outside their body
#135 to #12 - anonymous (05/14/2013) [-]
One time my period lasted 2 1/2 months.

And it'd clot. So sometimes when I went to the bathroom a big clot of blood would plop out. It was like jellied blood. The biggest one had to be at least six inches long and it fell on the floor. And for a little bit the blood turned brown and rotted as it came out. So it smelled and looked disgusting.

Of course, because of the clotting I had to give up tampons, which pretty much started looking like giant jellied popsicles when I pulled them out. But it was good because once the blood started rotting the tampon would've given me Toxic shock syndrome. Which I was in danger for anyways if I didn't change it roughly every three or four hours. As if they'd last that long.

The worst part was that the hormones made me SUPER horny, but I couldn't ****** without at least a cup of blood, liquid and jellied, spewing out of me vag like my own rocket propulsion.

But yeah, completely natural, so I shouldn't bitch, right?
User avatar #215 to #135 - coolcalx (05/14/2013) [-]
that's... the grossest thing I've ever read/heard/seen in my entire life.
#257 to #215 - anonymous (05/14/2013) [-]
And it wasn't even your vag the fetted jellied blood was spewing from, was it?

One night I sneezed without protection on and it nearly splurted on the wall.
User avatar #284 to #257 - coolcalx (05/15/2013) [-]
what the **** . wear some pants.
#286 to #284 - anonymous (05/19/2013) [-]
Why? They'd just get covered in blood and be ruined anyways.

******* are gross.
User avatar #56 to #12 - HorriblyCrazy (05/14/2013) [-]
"Hormone levels and severity of cramps (etc) vary from person to person.
Some women need to take iron supplements to stop from fainting or becoming anemic. Others need to go to extreme measures to deal with mind-shattering cramps that can hurt enough to make them vomit, or faint.
Birth control pills help with many of these problems, but may carry unpleasant side effects on their own, like weight gain and health problems. Usually these are minimal at best, but weight gain can be 20-30lbs for some women, and the pill may cause heart problems, stroke, or more.
Periods can also cause womens boobs to be extremely tender, their backs to hurt, and a bunch of other ****** stuff.
Luckily for some women, cramps stop after childbirth, though for some women they worsen, or are simply never a problem.
It's all genetics and luck, and either way, it's not a healthy process. Tampons and pads have chemicals in the from the manufacturing process, blood is EVERYWHERE, you probably have to sleep differently to avoid waking up in the red sea, and tampons can actually extend a woman's period by 1-3 days.

Oh, and some women's periods can last for months at a time.

MONTHS.

oh, and the hormones that make some women bitchy, or happy, or crazy horny, can also cause women to be suicidal.

every

single

month.

(typically.) "
#28 to #12 - Anemophobia (05/14/2013) [-]
>Almost every girl in history has gotten them, so no one cares if yours hurts a little.
>Almost every girl in history has gotten them
>almost every girl
User avatar #32 to #28 - georgeojffs (05/14/2013) [-]
Some girls don't get the period at all..
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#15 to #12 - lustuad Comment deleted by lustuad [-]
#49 to #15 - anonymous (05/14/2013) [-]
Puberty only lasts 4-6 years you stupid dingly dang.
User avatar #19 to #15 - theoriginaltyson (05/14/2013) [-]
Puberty lasts 4-6 years
#17 to #15 - theguythatisnotyou (05/14/2013) [-]
I am honestly not trying to start anything here, but puberty "typically" ends at about age 22 for both sexes. Periods only start to occur at the start of puberty. Puberty is defined (I'm paraphrasing here) "The beginning of the ability to reproduce." Menopause is the end of being able to reproduce.
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#16 to #15 - lustuad Comment deleted by lustuad [-]
User avatar #29 to #16 - Anemophobia (05/14/2013) [-]
Puberty for guys doesn't really bring pain to them it just makes them hairier, bigger and horny for most of the day. So guys are like "idgaf" when puberty happens
User avatar #14 to #12 - codyxvasco (05/14/2013) [-]
Dude, you will NEVER understand how bad periods are. They just blow. It doesn't matter how long they've been going on for, they're just god awful. You can't honestly say you don't have sympathy for them without ever having one.
#20 to #14 - anonefgtwo (05/14/2013) [-]
Oh man a little pain once a month for all the ******* benefits being a woman gives you from all the ****** liberals and feminazis out there?
#30 to #20 - waffie (05/14/2013) [-]
implying reasonable women abuse benefits from being of the fairer sex
#33 to #30 - anonefgtwo (05/14/2013) [-]
That's the thing, women aren't reasonable. 95% of them will abuse it in some way or another
User avatar #152 to #33 - fuckingkeelin (05/14/2013) [-]
you've never actually talked to a girl have you?
#153 to #152 - anonefgtwo (05/14/2013) [-]
You are just some ****** internet whiteknight that thinks that by defending girls on the internet you'll get your dick sucked like a ******* 14 year old retard
User avatar #156 to #153 - fuckingkeelin (05/14/2013) [-]
hahahaha no.. i am not defending women in any way but you are being completely ignorant..
"That's the thing, women aren't reasonable. 95% of them will abuse it in some way or another"
just because you will die a lonely, woman-hating virgin doesn't mean you should pull completely ridiculous statistics out of your ass.. you can throw your hopes of getting a blowjob any time soon if you go through life with that perspective..
#157 to #156 - anonefgtwo (05/14/2013) [-]
Try as you might to deny it, you are being a whiteknighting little ****** who will complain about getting 'friendzoned' or some **** when you're just a stupid ugly ****
#158 to #157 - fuckingkeelin (05/14/2013) [-]
i'm a girl.. your argument is invalid..
i'm a girl.. your argument is invalid..
#159 to #158 - anonefgtwo (05/14/2013) [-]
Oh wow, that makes it even better, you ARE just being a stupid **** ! What a surprise! A girl is ******* stupid oh wow!
#172 to #165 - anonefgtwo (05/14/2013) [-]
Oh, let me guess. You're also pro feminism and you are a ******* but you call yourself 'big boned' or some **** .
User avatar #175 to #172 - fuckingkeelin (05/14/2013) [-]
nope
#177 to #175 - anonefgtwo (05/14/2013) [-]
Oh hey, looks like I guessed right! Seriously though, fat people are the scum of this world, if you are fat please understand that you should die or lose weight, thanks
#179 to #177 - fuckingkeelin (05/14/2013) [-]
you are so desperate for a reaction lol
you are so desperate for a reaction lol
#180 to #179 - anonefgtwo (05/14/2013) [-]
Not even, its the truth. You've proved you're a disgusting fat **** , so the only appropriate course of action is to tell you to **** off
User avatar #36 to #33 - coolcalx (05/14/2013) [-]
guize

hey guize

guize

if I just make up numbers, my statements become facts.

srsly.
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