PART II IF I HAD A VAG FOR ONE DAY. BACK WITH PART II AS REQUESTED<br /> THUMBS = MOAR. IO: Talk about it in the third peach "Uh Uh, Miss Muffy Don' t Tak IF I HAD A VAG F
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PART II IF I HAD A VAG FOR ONE DAY

PART II IF I HAD A VAG FOR ONE DAY. BACK WITH PART II AS REQUESTED<br /> THUMBS = MOAR. IO: Talk about it in the third peach "Uh Uh, Miss Muffy Don' t Tak

BACK WITH PART II AS REQUESTED<br />
THUMBS = MOAR

IO: Talk about it in the third peach "Uh Uh, Miss Muffy Don' t Take No Guff l"
9: Open my legs during a strong wind and listen for a hellew whistle. "Hoot: rt: rt: M: r''
8: Take some ‘screems and look at my vagina in the mirror until I think it' s smiling at me..
7: Move the lips around like a mouth while speaking in a old west accent.
6: Watch how it reacts during a sneeze (see if it peese
5: Tattoo the weds "Beef Tam” above it.
4: Put a light bulb in it and bite in to a potato. If it works never paying my light bill again.
3: Put some plastic vampire teeth in it and film a mini episode of Twilight and pest en El
2: Pap in a couple of alka seiner; take a picture of it and tell people it has rabies.
1: Similarly, pop in a couple trf alka seltzers and submit my vagina to a science fair
as a of an erupting volcano.
PART III IF REQUESTED)
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#9 - MrSquiggly **User deleted account** (05/26/2010) [+] (1 reply)
If I had a vagina for just one day, I would post an unfunny picture and get front page.
#26 - ThatOtherGirl **User deleted account** (05/26/2010) [+] (4 replies)
the funny thing is, i actually have a vagina and i'm tempted to try some of these.
User avatar #140 - Edgesworth (05/27/2010) [+] (7 replies)
So you're remaking Twilight with pussies...hardly a remake.
#167 - champen (05/27/2010) [+] (3 replies)
i would masturbate just to see how differrrent it feels
#190 - Fillifax **User deleted account** (05/27/2010) [-]
Dude, that's disgusting! Disgustingly FUN!!!
#163 - anonymous (05/27/2010) [+] (8 replies)
Vaginas don't pee.
#186 to #163 - champen (05/27/2010) [-]
retard (i got it right this time)
#201 - OyabunKoro **User deleted account** (05/27/2010) [-]
I wourd shove assorted foods into my cunt and stir it into a soup. Then I wourd pick up some guy at a bar and when he tried to eat me out I'd queef it in his face.
#107 - YouHaveJustWon (05/27/2010) [-]
How would you be able to never pay the bills again if you had the vag for ONE day? hmm.
User avatar #4 - IceBearJudgesYou (05/26/2010) [-]
last 2..........i about pissed myself lauging
User avatar #155 - BingTheDinosaur (05/27/2010) [+] (6 replies)
i do all these things
#99 - Trickmastah (05/27/2010) [+] (21 replies)
This is ******* stupid!
#78 - vajspelunker **User deleted account** (05/26/2010) [+] (2 replies)
whats a vag?
User avatar #83 to #78 - Cleavland Steamer (05/26/2010) [-]
something you will never encounter.
User avatar #24 - Toximan (05/26/2010) [+] (2 replies)
Watch it while you sneeze? Do you realize you CAN'T keep your eyes open whilst a sneeze?

....unless you're Chuck Norris.
#22 - lawrenceguitars (05/26/2010) [-]
paint it blue and fap. wait...
#7 - SkittyLove (05/26/2010) [-]
why the hell would a vag pee?
User avatar #1 - Ilovewow (05/26/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Keep em coming these are actually funny.
User avatar #8 - AlexPancake (05/26/2010) [-]
It mostly just clenches up during a sneeze. You only pee if you're old. XD
#6 - Affidavitssixnine **User deleted account** (05/26/2010) [-]
yeah this is really funny!!
User avatar #101 - Ippi (05/27/2010) [-]
GIGGITY!!
User avatar #88 - DaGrammarNazi (05/26/2010) [+] (6 replies)
What is this VAG you speak of?
#202 to #131 - nikesko (05/27/2010) [-]
oohhhhh im soorry mr. pedobearproff........
you deserve a bacon, with wings....
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