PART II IF I HAD A VAG FOR ONE DAY
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IO: Talk about it in the third peach "Uh Uh, Miss Muffy Don' t Take No Guff l"
9: Open my legs during a strong wind and listen for a hellew whistle. "Hoot: rt: rt: M: r''
8: Take some ‘screems and look at my vagina in the mirror until I think it' s smiling at me..
7: Move the lips around like a mouth while speaking in a old west accent.
6: Watch how it reacts during a sneeze (see if it peese
5: Tattoo the weds "Beef Tam” above it.
4: Put a light bulb in it and bite in to a potato. If it works never paying my light bill again.
3: Put some plastic vampire teeth in it and film a mini episode of Twilight and pest en El
2: Pap in a couple of alka seiner; take a picture of it and tell people it has rabies.
1: Similarly, pop in a couple trf alka seltzers and submit my vagina to a science fair
as a of an erupting volcano.
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