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Well they suggest Japanese with their lower medical bills have it better financially, but ignore that things in Japan are more expensive in general than the US.

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#263 to #234 - ithinkihaveaids **User deleted account** (05/14/2013) [-]

true and that means getting to a dream life is that much harder, but also our life is good all the time. we who pay large taxes wont end up on the street, EVER.

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#37 to #34 - bakonforall (05/14/2013) [-]

the illustrations are, but i dont think that the facts are.

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#46 to #37 - Nullifier (05/14/2013) [-]

I think the facts too. I doubt the American average cup size is E, for one, and I strongly doubt enough Americans don't have any obligations besides eating and sleeping to skew the average to 8.2 hours a day.

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#328 to #46 - rainbowrush (05/14/2013) [-]

Firstly, fat people have larger breasts. Because of average weight, we know Americans should have larger breasts.
Secondly, they use a different boob system in Japan. This means an E would be a C or D, I think.

My anus puckered a little when I saw 8.2 hours a day. I believe this could be possible if you add gaming and PC. I'm not sure if those statistics match, but it is possible.

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#55 to #46 - bakonforall (05/14/2013) [-]

It's surprising, but not completely unbelievable.

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#57 to #55 - Nullifier (05/14/2013) [-]

Which?

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#59 to #57 - bakonforall (05/14/2013) [-]

both. the breasts are easy to believe because of the overwhelming rate of obesity. the tv, i assume that the majority of people watch a reasonable amount, perhaps around 4-5 hours, with a sizable portion on a ridiculous extreme.

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#60 to #59 - Nullifier (05/14/2013) [-]

That was daily, though...Most people I know watch an hour maximum a day. There would have to be a LOT on a ridiculous extreme...

The breasts mayyyyyyyybe. But my girlfriend is DDD and she's got some of the biggest I've seen. Though there are of course the people with literal watermelons hanging at their hips...

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#61 to #60 - bakonforall (05/14/2013) [-]

Think about it this way: every single fat chick in this country has disgustingly large flubbertits. obesity is at, what, 1/4 adults? that's a lot of boobage. Still, I suppose you may have a point with the TV. I am, nevertheless, too lazy to google the actual statistics, but i advise that you do so that we can see just how wrong I am.

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#62 to #61 - Nullifier (05/14/2013) [-]

I'm just as lazy. Maybe it's just better off unanswered

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#63 to #62 - bakonforall (05/14/2013) [-]

I concur. Granny tits though. and any woman with a child. disgustingly big.

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#64 to #63 - Nullifier (05/14/2013) [-]

This discussion is moving too fast, my mind's still back at my gf's jogging partners.

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#65 to #64 - bakonforall (05/14/2013) [-]

can my mind join you?

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#67 to #65 - Nullifier (05/14/2013) [-]

You find your own elmer fudds!

Yes..my preciouses..

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#70 to #67 - electrictroll ONLINE (05/14/2013) [-]

The US watched an average of 28 hours a week, or 4 hours a day so the "fact" is wrong.

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#71 to #70 - Nullifier (05/14/2013) [-]

Yessssssssssssssssssssss.

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#39 to #37 - thelastprothean (05/14/2013) [-]

That's what I meant

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#32 - rakaka (05/13/2013) [+] (2 replies)

JAPAN NOT DO WRONG
JAPAN ALWAYS RIGHT
BELIEVE IT

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#398 to #32 - creusche **User deleted account** (05/14/2013) [-]

*BERIEVE

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#49 - surfby (05/14/2013) [+] (6 replies)

gee i wonder if someone who dislikes america drew this up

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#274 to #49 - anonexplains (05/14/2013) [-]

People dislike America?...no effing way.

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#51 to #49 - heartlessrobot (05/14/2013) [-]

Hey, I actually hope more people see this. If people in America realize how much we've ****** up, things might change. might. And the housework one is positive towards America, negative towards Japan.

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#397 to #51 - surfby (05/14/2013) [-]

many apologies about the dickheads that thumbed you down, you had a good point.

i still love you

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#416 to #397 - heartlessrobot (05/14/2013) [-]

I would like to know why I was thumbed down. America's people are ****** up in general and things need to change.

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#54 to #53 - heartlessrobot (05/14/2013) [-]

Well, yeah. A lot of "obese" people in america are body builders and power lifters.

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#1 - mortalcock (05/13/2013) [+] (6 replies)

87 kg isnt that much... especially for an american

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#29 to #1 - violentpixi (05/13/2013) [-]

Considering the average height on the chart, that's considered overweight on the BMI scale (which is completely stupid for calculating obesity but it's just a measure)

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#241 to #29 - anonexplains (05/14/2013) [-]

it isn't completely stupid, the only thing that throws it off is having a lot of extra muscle mass.

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#393 to #241 - violentpixi (05/14/2013) [-]

I mean in comparison with other measures like Body Fat Index. According to BMI, most rugby players or body builders would be dead already. Ignoring muscle, BMI is an alright measure of weight.

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#12 to #1 - kgblack (05/13/2013) [-]

thats larger than the recommended body weight for a person my age/size im supposed to be somewhere between 175-185 thats 191

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#332 to #1 - rainbowrush (05/14/2013) [-]

87 kg is too much, unless you're really muscular or tall. The problem, I believe, is that we seem pretty bipolar. I have not seen any other country have so many super skinny and morbidly obese people as America. There's also a lot of lifters.

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#4 to #1 - anonexplains (05/13/2013) [-]

it isn't that much to weigh but for a average that's a lot kind of only weight that much if your a bit fat tall or muscly that most people arnt like thast

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#6 - prominant (05/13/2013) [+] (2 replies)

Gasoline TV

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#154 to #6 - tenmillionbears (05/14/2013) [-]

Sir, we do not use normal sized faces.

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#292 to #6 - pistro (05/14/2013) [-]

That face is too damn big

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#2 - anonexplains (05/13/2013) [+] (1 reply)

Alright guys, who gave japan internet? WTF thought we agreed on this

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#3 to #2 - crazyolitis (05/13/2013) [-]

We tried to stop them, but the porn was just so tempting!

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#58 - thinkwithportals ONLINE (05/14/2013) [-]

This isn't biased at all

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#15 - erdbeerbaum ONLINE (05/13/2013) [+] (8 replies)

Step aside, children
(12,9 liters/year)

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#324 to #15 - Girondins (05/14/2013) [-]

Because Denmark buys all our beer in Germany.

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#235 to #15 - mokropsyable (05/14/2013) [-]

i leave it here....

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#201 to #15 - fuzzysixx ONLINE (05/14/2013) [-]

I drink about 3.5 liters of liquor per week.
3.5*0.4-1.4
so 1.4L of alcohol per week.
1.4*52= 72.8
72.8 L/year
I guess I am slightly above the US average.

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#340 to #201 - rapsuskiller (05/14/2013) [-]

You have a problem, man. Stop drinking so much and search for help or you will die soon.

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#166 to #15 - gregy (05/14/2013) [-]

Average alcohol consumtion 15.19 liters/year

Do you even lift bro?

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#288 to #15 - anonexplains (05/14/2013) [-]

bitch please denmark.

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#56 to #15 - ciarancrashy (05/14/2013) [-]

You were saying?

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#68 to #56 - simplescience (05/14/2013) [-]

Get on Moldova's level.

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#110 - combatplatypus (05/14/2013) [+] (1 reply)

Well, that was clearly made by a disgruntled American weaboo.

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#155 to #110 - tenmillionbears (05/14/2013) [-]

You mean the edgy kind who thinks he's cool because he's "against" his own country?

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#9 - HellsSponge (05/13/2013) [-]

We might be fatter and stupider but we get laid more

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#317 - nexuser ONLINE (05/14/2013) [-]

Average breast size is B?

Why not A?!

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#7 - ilovemyguns (05/13/2013) [+] (1 reply)

"average breast cup size = e"

what? You ******* stupid?

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#333 to #7 - rainbowrush (05/14/2013) [-]

Japanese E is different from a 'normal' E

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#50 - heartlessrobot (05/14/2013) [+] (2 replies)

I guess not all of them are negative towards america. And the reason we have a lower average IQ is because we coddle and even reward the stupid, which needs to stop.

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#337 to #50 - rainbowrush (05/14/2013) [-]

We also accept fat people. We've seen how effective it has been to go for smokers. Now a lot less smoke for various reasons.
I'm not saying we should bully fat people, but we should not support them, make it easy for them, or make them believe being really fat is ok in any way. You can be overweight and healthy, of course.

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#415 to #337 - heartlessrobot (05/14/2013) [-]

Well of course, I'm 10 pounds overweight and fairly strong. My cardio could be better, but I'm working on it.

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#94 - sirrainbows (05/14/2013) [+] (4 replies)

Because everyone in the US spends a 3rd of their entire, not sleeping, not working, but watching TV.

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#103 to #94 - contradiction (05/14/2013) [-]

average
average
average
average

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#400 to #94 - anonexplains (05/14/2013) [-]

What does average mean?

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#295 to #94 - anonexplains (05/14/2013) [-]

I watch about 4 hours/month..

time spent on the computer though...

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#98 to #94 - jjvoodoo (05/14/2013) [-]

i watch about 4 hours a week

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#327 - kupaahokulani (05/14/2013) [+] (1 reply)

I know most of this is ******** .

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#334 to #327 - navadae (05/14/2013) [-]

that image... "Your dick is the key to my back door!" best thing i`ve read all week

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#74 - squidamon (05/14/2013) [+] (2 replies)

Lets look at the number of American and Japanese people killed by nuclear weaponry.

Bias can work both ways.

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#403 to #74 - anonexplains (05/14/2013) [-]

That was so.. forced

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#212 to #74 - anonexplains (05/14/2013) [-]

i dont think thats something to be proud of....

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#174 - colonelbyers (05/14/2013) [+] (2 replies)

If the average cup size is E... Where the hell are these "Averages" located

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#228 to #174 - therealjc (05/14/2013) [-]

There are a lot of fat people in america.

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#176 to #174 - xxskoolxx (05/14/2013) [-]

I'm will to bet money that the outliers are left in the statistics.......

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#294 - silverlance (05/14/2013) [+] (3 replies)

YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THE AVERAGE BREAST SIZE IN AMERICA IS "E"?!

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#302 to #294 - thewasteland (05/14/2013) [-]

Something is not right here, there is no way E cups are an average here in america! Soda is also for pussy's water is for real men! and finally there is nothing more cool than treating a women with respect but not too much where she becomes a feminist bigot!

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#304 to #302 - silverlance (05/14/2013) [-]

I will treat people with respect when and only when they deserve it, the fact that a person is a woman is immaterial in that regard

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#305 to #304 - thewasteland (05/14/2013) [-]

Hmm there is truth to your post, i guess you should give as much respect to another as they would too you then.

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#250 to #217 - Rockaman (05/14/2013) [-]

Guessing that may be the equivalent of drinking 9.4 litres of 100% ethanol, as 9.4 is pretty damn low.

Then again, an awful lot of people are dry in the states.

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