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User avatar #27 - coolcalx
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(05/14/2013) [-]
true story:
I was at a band competition, and we only had 10 minutes left to go get some food. I hadn't eaten all day, and was ******* starving, so I got in line. the line stretched out well beyond visual range of the actual concession stand, so in order to get my food, I screamed "I have diarrhea!" and ran through the crowd. no one dared to touch me. I made it all the way to the front, ordered two cheese burgers, and left triumphantly.