silly facebook. . Face f the earth was IO ft closer to the sun we would all burn up and f it was 10 ft further we would freeze to death... God is amazingg!? Q S
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#1 - bobillho (05/13/2013) [+] (2 replies)
User avatar #2 to #1 - billybong (05/13/2013) [-]
Then get down from that ladder
#53 - mrgoodlove (05/14/2013) [+] (17 replies)
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The whole thing
#38 - iggyblanco (05/14/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Actually, Earth doesn't have a perfectly circular orbit, so, its distance from the sun changes. It's furthest distance and closest distance in its orbit are separated by about 5,000,000 km. Differences of 5 feet in distance are made many times a day.
#22 - chinesehandcuffs (05/14/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#13 - haseotakaeda (05/13/2013) [+] (17 replies)
I'm not sure on this but
Wouldn't it just be based on where the earth is located
The ladder wouldn't do anything because the atmosphere is the same, isn't it?
It's a matter of distance from earth - sun
Or is she ************ twice with the 10 ft and god
User avatar #16 to #13 - superpats (05/13/2013) [-]
either way its ******** , the earths distance from the sun varies by thousands of miles throughout its orbit. 10 feet in minuscule
#48 - linkcic (05/14/2013) [+] (7 replies)
Guess this ***** hasn't heard
User avatar #20 - mylazy ONLINE (05/14/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Of course the Earth can be anywhere from 147,093,602 km to 152,097,053 km from the sun depending on the time of year. At least I think those are the right values.
User avatar #33 to #23 - sketchE ONLINE (05/14/2013) [-]
welcome to highschool science. funnyjunk style
User avatar #127 - grandmabetty (05/14/2013) [-]
You need to stop censoring the names so we can actually go and teach this filth a lesson
#111 - tonicwater (05/14/2013) [+] (1 reply)
MFW the earth's orbit radius varies by thousands of miles throughout the year,
MFW the earth's orbit radius varies by thousands of miles throughout the year,
#85 - djequalizee (05/14/2013) [-]
According to this information we'd die every year just because of our elliptical orbit.
User avatar #59 - xbobchris (05/14/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Looking through these facebook posts makes me want to mass murder everyone.
#11 - skiskate (05/13/2013) [-]
I love this post so much
I love this post so much
User avatar #67 - severepwner (05/14/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Didn't somebody already right a paragraph counterargument to this like years ago?
#64 - viran (05/14/2013) [+] (5 replies)
actually, if the entirety of the planet was around 100 ft or so closer, eventually the increase in temperature would cook us.
#95 to #64 - redrex (05/14/2013) [-]
just... just sit in the corner and read a book
#99 - bagman (05/14/2013) [-]
Anyone have the original where a commenter immediately and comprehensively describes the Earth's elliptical orbit to discredit this ridiculous ******** ? He even uses climbing a ladder as an example.
#80 - Medication (05/14/2013) [-]
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#58 - TheUsername (05/14/2013) [+] (1 reply)
awesome 			*******		 repost.   
i'm totally not being sarcastic.
awesome ******* repost.

i'm totally not being sarcastic.
User avatar #81 to #58 - zorororonoa (05/14/2013) [-]
cant tell if your second sentence was sarcasm or not.
#40 - thecirclenumbertau (05/14/2013) [+] (10 replies)
Oh sure we would not burn immediately from 10 feet, but would the Eart stay in orbit? Maybe that person means that when the earth would move 10 feet closer to the sun then where it would normally be, the gravity would pull it out of it's orbit. And 10 feet farther then it would eventually fly away. Even if it takes a few bilions of years.
User avatar #43 to #40 - generaljosh (05/14/2013) [-]
That's not how orbits work. You have to be accelerating to change orbit, and even at that, you would have to be going radical two times as fast as we are currently in order to reach escape velocity.
Trust me, I just took the AP physics exam today.
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