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Console IRL. Tags are a painful truth. PIS PlayStation 3 Substitute Teacher My credentials are impeccable, why don 't those kids give me more respect? Maybe if

Tags are a painful truth

PIS
PlayStation 3
Substitute Teacher
My credentials are impeccable,
why don 't those kids give me
more respect? Maybe if I
bring in Heals. . '
Dreamcast
Unemployed Art Teacher
Psh, I was just ahead of my time
there anyways... wanna get high
and draw hedgehog?
Shop Teacher
Remember - anyone who doesn' t
Mild their own birdhouse is a
CASUAL wordsmith.
DROP AND GIVE ME III! " JUST
SLIGHTLY WIGGLE Willi ARMS, I
ANT HART TELL THE
DIFFERENCE!
Chemistry Teacher
m look at all these cool things you
too do! I don' t know what you
ran apply it to but it looks
pretty impressive!
XBOX 360
Math Bader
let’: discuss the theorem
of MS paints conversion...
DROP AND GIVE ME fill
Except you, Patrick. You get to
use THE !
iphone
Geography Teacher
d h, I' m not totally positive
where (Mada is. let' s just play
Heads llp for a couple
hours."
Nintend ”
JUST SLAP
HIM A came History Teacher
USUALLY aera
HIM TEACHING
AGAIN.
PI VITA
V RP Honors 17th Century
Vietnamese Literature TH
I' got an Ivy league
education... WHY IS NO DNE
TAKING THIS ?!
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#1 - bobthedilder
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PS VITA
PS VITA
User avatar #210 to #1 - chucknorrisTHEGAME
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I actually have a PS Vita. Bought it spur-of-the-moment. I actually really like it, wish it had more games, but at least it plays PSP games off the PSN.
User avatar #27 to #1 - huskycreeper
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Okay the Vita is pretty ******* awesome, And for next gen its going to be freaking cross play between the PS4 so thats like...they already made a next gen portable...before next gen.


also when did we get emoticons?
#64 to #27 - anon id: ae30a3d9
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The vita is a joke that requires you to buy extra memory at ludicrous charges.
User avatar #65 to #64 - huskycreeper
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You sir, are the joke.
#81 to #65 - anon id: 6b4e5af6
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Hey man, I agree. Vita fukken rocks. Everyone else hasn't given it a shot.
User avatar #95 to #81 - huskycreeper
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Yeah and i cannot wait to see what its going to do next gen
#41 to #27 - anon id: c43e89b7
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Shouldn't you have used this one?
User avatar #42 to #41 - huskycreeper
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Probably.
#49 to #1 - jinkazama
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PS vita would be ******* awesome if it had more games. IF...
User avatar #88 to #49 - kittywithclaws
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The reason that the PS Vita doesnt have more great games is that no one buys it.

But no one buys it because it doesnt have many great games.

And that's the reason that no one buys it.

****.
User avatar #104 to #88 - doctadeathbench
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its like a pit, when you climb out of it; its more than easy to fall back in, and when you look up; you find that its deeper.
User avatar #105 to #104 - kittywithclaws
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Or like trying to get your first job. You need experience, but to get experience you need a job.
#6 to #1 - enpootis
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PS VITA
PS VITA
#75 - mattaych
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How do reposts keep getting this many thumbs? How have so many people missed this the last seventy times it was shown? I thought it was a good read the first time, maybe the second time, but now its a bit ridiculous.

gif unrelated
User avatar #86 to #75 - neokun
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Maybe you should spend less time on funnyjunk if you see this so much.
#100 to #75 - bensho
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I've actually never seen this one before. It seems like the only time people get REALLY bothered by reposts is when I haven't seen it, and I was lurking this site for years before I made an account.
I've actually never seen this one before. It seems like the only time people get REALLY bothered by reposts is when I haven't seen it, and I was lurking this site for years before I made an account.
#80 to #75 - animepsycchosecond
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#122 to #75 - anansi
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If I haven't seen it, it's new to me.jpg

can't post images
User avatar #205 to #122 - paesani
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Gave you a thumb so you can post pics.
#99 to #75 - pistro
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Your gif makes me think that all you said was a joke, also the "unrelated" part
Your gif makes me think that all you said was a joke, also the "unrelated" part
#78 - porchmonkeywarrior
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#3 - thechosentroll
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I'm getting a new PC soon and it shall be glorious. I'll make the shop teacher proud.
User avatar #84 to #3 - neokun
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What are the specs of your new computer?
#129 to #3 - anon id: 51a24173
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Same here. Already started getting parts <3
User avatar #130 to #129 - enkmaster
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That was me. forgot to log in..
#207 to #3 - themaaster
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User avatar #7 to #3 - lfunnymanl
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specs?
#4 to #3 - iamlying
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>Not building your own.
User avatar #8 to #3 - farn
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he would only be proud if you put it together
#136 - lightarcanine
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Master Console.   
Favorite Games, best controller, and I just loved it.
Master Console.
Favorite Games, best controller, and I just loved it.
User avatar #168 to #136 - santathumbs
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Metroid Prime alone made it worth the purchase.
User avatar #203 to #168 - kakarikocucco
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Custom Robo 2

AWWW YISS
User avatar #171 to #136 - tomorrowsnightmare
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Billy Hatcher and the Giant Egg and Legend of Zelda Wind Waker were my best games.
User avatar #196 to #136 - jiraiyasannin
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My favorite console, I played so many hours and games on it. R.I.P. my friend.
#199 to #136 - anon id: ebb31611
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Oh geez... I spent my childhood playing James bond nightfire with my bro... When did james bond games just became bad COD ripoffs?
#144 to #136 - Spikeydeath
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Luigis mansion?
User avatar #158 to #144 - lightarcanine
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That, Melee, and Super Mario Sunshine
#162 to #158 - frogmum
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Pikmin
User avatar #167 to #158 - brainiacs
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Soul Calibur 2. Amazing Link Cameo.
#209 to #167 - linktheherooftime
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You called?
#211 to #209 - brainiacs
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Yep!
#212 to #211 - linktheherooftime
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Okay.
Okay.
User avatar #150 to #144 - heartlessrobot
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Was pretty good. I don't know why people didn't care for it.
User avatar #157 to #150 - zorororonoa
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I loved it. One of my favorite games ever.
#165 to #136 - sirhyde
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I agree 100% certainly one of the best controllers ever imo
I agree 100% certainly one of the best controllers ever imo
#140 - dreamcast
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I will have you know that I am not a unemployed art teacher!
#106 - vissova
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****** going down in the comments...
****** going down in the comments...
#142 - theonewhoisnigz
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At least the ps3 has a ******* GRILL!!!
#163 to #142 - meowthenin
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Oh God. When that first became a thing the PS3 had a banana for a controller and I spent all day on YTMND...
#90 - zomaru
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#101 to #90 - thetom
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but..... you've been here for three months...
but..... you've been here for three months...
User avatar #201 to #101 - zomaru
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I was banned for lolli. So this is a new account.
#103 to #101 - seelcudoom
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User avatar #109 to #103 - thetom
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maybe, i've never even seen this here. i've seen similar stuff, with the same idea like the exact same characters with the consoles but with different descriptions. i've been away from fj for a while so this comic might be a common repost. This place sure does change =/.
#118 - shishiko **User deleted account**
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Poor Vita. Little to no game's at all.   
   
Well, at least it's got Persona 4 and... Hmmm...
Poor Vita. Little to no game's at all.

Well, at least it's got Persona 4 and... Hmmm...
User avatar #131 to #118 - OptimaTentacle
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Gravity Rush
#133 to #131 - shishiko **User deleted account**
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Huh.   
   
2 games, alright!
Huh.

2 games, alright!
User avatar #137 to #133 - OptimaTentacle
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What can you do, there's not really anything for Vita. I know a few, like Gravity Rush, Soul Sacrifice, P4 Golden, but I don't even have a Vita. I just want to play the **** out of Gravity Rush though; looks freaking awesome.
#139 to #137 - shishiko **User deleted account**
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Maybe it need's a Monster Hunter. I loved them on the PSP, with the Vita, with two analog sticks, updated graphics and online capabilities...    
   
Just a thought.
Maybe it need's a Monster Hunter. I loved them on the PSP, with the Vita, with two analog sticks, updated graphics and online capabilities...

Just a thought.
User avatar #141 to #139 - OptimaTentacle
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Oh that's probably not going to happen now that MH is on the 3DS now. I actually bought one recently so I could play multiplayer through the Wii U / 3DS cross compatibility for MH3 Ultimate (and that MH4 is 3DS exclusive). Well, that and many other games that the 3DS has like Animal Crossing: New Leaf, Shin Megami Tensei IV, and others I'm not even going to bother to name. It's a shame, but both the Wii U and Vita are going through the same thing basically despite having good potential.
#143 to #141 - shishiko **User deleted account**
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Kinda sad, really...
Kinda sad, really...
#206 to #118 - anon id: 2280e207
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Sly Cooper, and a everything that was on the psp, and a lot of stuff on the ps1.
User avatar #148 to #118 - rhetoricalfunny
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LBP, Unit 13, Mortal Kombat, Soul Sacrifice, Golden Abyss, All Stars Battle Royale (Cross play w/ PS3, really cool actually.)

I like my Vita
User avatar #172 to #148 - cadaverbox
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That PS3 crossplay is going to be SEVERELY overshadowed when SSB4 is released.
User avatar #175 to #172 - rhetoricalfunny
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Yea, but considering I don't like Nintendo it doesn't really affect me. I am happy with my systems.
User avatar #176 to #175 - cadaverbox
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how could one like battle royale and not like smash bros.
someone needs to get over a petty gamer grudge
User avatar #177 to #176 - rhetoricalfunny
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Oh I like playing the game with friends. Mario Party, Smash bros. It's all really good fun. But I'm just not a huge fan of anything else. I mean, I can appreciate Nintendo's accomplishments and stuff, but the Wii, Wii U and 3DS (as well as nearly all incarnations of the DS,) never really appealed to me on any level. I'll play and enjoy them, but I won't really get them for me. That's what I mean by didn't like.
User avatar #178 to #177 - cadaverbox
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Then maybe you might say I "fell out of touch with Nintendo" or something to that effect rather than saying you didn't like them, yknow
User avatar #180 to #178 - rhetoricalfunny
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I figure "Don't like" is a fair term. It merely implies that I do not like them, which I don't. But it isn't to say I think badly of them. These interpretations are concocted in the heads of nintendo fanboys, and if they lash out because someone has a different opinion. Well then it's their problem.
User avatar #183 to #180 - cadaverbox
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Don't like colloquially means dislike.
It's not specific to nintendo fans.
#152 to #148 - shishiko **User deleted account**
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- LBP: Way better on the console.
- Unit 13: Look's generic and boring.
- Mortal Kombat: Just a port from consoles.
- Soul Sacrifice: Okay, I'll be honest, it looks kinda neat.
- Golden Abyss: One of the worst in the series story-wise.
- All Stars Battle Royale: SSB clone. (Cross play is an awesome addition though)

Vita's fine. I like it, but it's not fulfilling it's potential.
What could it do to improve it? I'm not even sure...
User avatar #156 to #152 - rhetoricalfunny
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LBP, a portable LBP
Unit 13, Zipper Int.'s last game. ****** fun as hell. looks generic and boring.
Mortal Kombat, a portable Mortal ******* Kombat
Golden Abyss, a portable ******* Uncharted!

All Stars. Plays completely different from SSB. There are virtually no similarities. No one is denying that's where the inspiration came from, and no one is claiming originality, But ****! It's nothing like SSB. The similarities end with them being brawlers that use different characters across the license. I hate the nintendo retards that get all butthurt over an idea that wasn't even theirs to begin with. (Believe it or not, SSB was not the first of its kind. It wasn't original when it came out either.)

In any case All Stars is hectic and fun, making it perfect for a portable system.

Let's keep in mind that a portable system is exactly that portable It's not meant to have a deep engaging story, or super fleshed out robust gameplay. It's meant to be the cool **** you play on the train. Or on your way to school. When taking hour to day long breaks means nothing cause you can turn it on and keep playing.
User avatar #160 to #156 - shishiko **User deleted account**
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The 3DS has the Ace Attorney series. A long time running story-driven franchise that's very damn awesome.

Handheld gaming can be engaging as well.

Just sayin'.


P.S, You're implying those are the type of game's I want to play when I'm out.
LBP, MK and All Star's are about multiplayer right? Would it make more sense to leave them on consoles?
User avatar #164 to #160 - rhetoricalfunny
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Because I want to ****** play them when I'm out.
There is more to it than multiplayer.

My point is that there's **** on the Vita, good ****, fun ****, that makes for a fun ******* system. There's not a single complaint I have about it. In fact, I would happily buy one again.

I love how you criticize it so, without ever having played a single one. It's like you're saying **** this, even though I have no idea what it is. You say it straight out criticizing Unit 13.

I was saying that the Vita is fun.
Then you come in and say everything on the Vita is ****.

I ******* hate you console war faggots.
#169 to #164 - shishiko **User deleted account**
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Oh dear... It seems I've upset you.   
   
Okay, lemme set the record straight:   
   
1. I have played those games. (Except Unit 13 and SS, that was just my first impression, I apologize.)   
2. &quot;I want to play when I'm out.&quot; I. Me. Not you. If you like it, good for you.   
3. &quot;Vita's fine. I like it, but it's not fulfilling it's potential.&quot; I like the ******* Vita.   
   
&quot;Console War Faggots&quot; hue I own/owned a PS3, X-box, PC, 3DS and Wii.    
   
If you like it with undying love, hip hip *************** for you. I'm just pointing out it's flaws.
Oh dear... It seems I've upset you.

Okay, lemme set the record straight:

1. I have played those games. (Except Unit 13 and SS, that was just my first impression, I apologize.)
2. "I want to play when I'm out." I. Me. Not you. If you like it, good for you.
3. "Vita's fine. I like it, but it's not fulfilling it's potential." I like the ******* Vita.

"Console War Faggots" hue I own/owned a PS3, X-box, PC, 3DS and Wii.

If you like it with undying love, hip hip *************** for you. I'm just pointing out it's flaws.
User avatar #173 to #169 - rhetoricalfunny
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****************.
You're one of those ******** who's never satisfied until the manufacturer makes the product around them.
The one who expects the manufacturer to go, "Hmm, let's see what that ****** on funnyjunk with some illegible username has to say. We absolutely must please him, because his insight holds so much value."

The vita wasn't built according to you. I honestly do not see you pointing out a single flaw, except for these pathetic nitpicking of specific titles for the most arbitrary ****. Leave LBP, MK, and All Stars on consoles?! And then bitch about "unfullfilled potential"

You're just that ****** who will complain about anything for the ******* sake of complaining.
#179 to #173 - shishiko **User deleted account**
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(And you're one of those people who will never admit something is a little off about a product, just sayin'.)

What do you expect me to do? Get the product and call it perfection right off the bat? No, everything has flaws. And of course they should build it specifically for me, or people like me, but whats the ******* problem in voicing my opinion about it? You want me to sit down and shut my mouth and call the Vita flawless?

And for the last time, I like the Vita. It's good. Just not Awesome. In my opinion.

P.S Shi- Shi - Ko. It's not hard, rhrtoricalfunny. Also, I don't see why you're so angry.
User avatar #190 to #179 - shishiko **User deleted account**
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should NOT be built*

What a typo.
User avatar #181 to #179 - shishiko **User deleted account**
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rhetorical*
User avatar #195 to #118 - XxXRoxasXxX
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I seriously bought the Vita for Soul Sacrifice, P4G, and Gravity Rush