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Submitted: 05/12/2013
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User avatar #2 - europeanswallow (05/13/2013) [+] (17 replies)
>Trains for years to run 5K
>Wears Jeans to make other runners feel bad
#10 - benschien (05/13/2013) [+] (3 replies)
You don't prepare for a 5k run, you just run it
#4 - suchtino (05/13/2013) [+] (3 replies)
weirdest boner
#40 - ishotthedeputy (05/13/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Is that really the worst thing that can happen?
User avatar #18 - outdrewfortytwo (05/13/2013) [+] (8 replies)
>Be me in North Carolina
>Visiting extended family
>Uncle recently getting into fitness
>We go to support him at a 5k race he's running
>He asked me to run with him
>"But I didn't register"
>Learn about 'bandit' running
>Consider it as the race starts
>Realize I'm wearing Jeans and Crocs
>Yes, you heard me, mother ******* Crocs
>See the last person pass the start line
>" **** it!"
>Kick off crocs and go into overdrive
User avatar #19 to #18 - outdrewfortytwo (05/13/2013) [-]
Cont.
>Pass a **** ton of people, because barefoot is my thing
>Start to get worn out a bit
>Still getting looks of defeat by the hands of a young kid with no shoes in jeans
>Get to the end of the race
>Run right through the small finish
>Push right by the guys taking time
>Briefly here "What's you number....."
>"Oh **** , oh **** "
>Take off faster than before
>Get chewed out by Uncle for actually running through the finish
>People start calling me the 'Barefoot Bandit'
>Not to be confused with the criminal
#31 - potatophucker (05/13/2013) [-]
>The tags
#35 - bitchplzzz (05/13/2013) [-]
tags
User avatar #6 - moorbs (05/13/2013) [+] (3 replies)
what kind of pace do people run 5k?
#8 to #6 - anonymous (05/13/2013) [-]
right foot...left foot...right foot...left foot...right foot...etc
#13 - koneella (05/13/2013) [-]
looks ready for me.
User avatar #1 - KayRed (05/13/2013) [-]
Tim the Tool Man Taylor is always prepared.
#64 - patriotpenguin (05/13/2013) [-]
back in highschool i join the cross crountry running team   
regular day dressed in jeans,my regular shoes,and a sweater   
coach pulls me out of class for a minute,tells me we're leaving for a race i totally forgot about   
						******					.jpg   
after a bus ride which felt like an hour we reach the destination   
all other competitiors are dressed in actual running clothing   
						****					 it   
tail it when the race starts    
actually doing good, see some chinese kid named chang who is a beast at races   
rapidly approaching me    
speed up,by now im sweating heavily    
take off jeans,regular shoes,and sweater   
throw it to freind in the croud   
shoe comes off too short in the throw   
chang attempts to pass and gets winged by the shoe    
falls down and rolls around groaning holding his stomach   
flash forward a half hour   
reach the finish line in nothing but boxers   
greatest day of my life
back in highschool i join the cross crountry running team
regular day dressed in jeans,my regular shoes,and a sweater
coach pulls me out of class for a minute,tells me we're leaving for a race i totally forgot about
****** .jpg
after a bus ride which felt like an hour we reach the destination
all other competitiors are dressed in actual running clothing
**** it
tail it when the race starts
actually doing good, see some chinese kid named chang who is a beast at races
rapidly approaching me
speed up,by now im sweating heavily
take off jeans,regular shoes,and sweater
throw it to freind in the croud
shoe comes off too short in the throw
chang attempts to pass and gets winged by the shoe
falls down and rolls around groaning holding his stomach
flash forward a half hour
reach the finish line in nothing but boxers
greatest day of my life
User avatar #17 - thegrohltroll (05/13/2013) [+] (7 replies)
I really envy those who do sports, any king of sports. Last time I tried running I lasted for 10 mins or less, my shoulders started hurting and I wasn't able to breathe...
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User avatar #5 - burgermeatt (05/13/2013) [-]
He kinda looks like Tim Allen.
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#59 - isradam (05/13/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#68 - kahandran (05/13/2013) [-]
Losing to a guy in a testicle costume isn't a blast either.
#7 - anonymous (05/13/2013) [-]
that dude looks like my ******* teacher...
User avatar #3 - phoenix grinder (05/13/2013) [-]
everyday I'm Wrangler-in
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